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swooning catastrophe 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her, 30s

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olive @olive.town · 6h
lightly sweetened communion wafers with little marshmallow loaves and fishes that turn the milk bright red
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olive @olive.town · 6h
everyone's talking about cinnamon toast crunch, when they should be talking about SIN of MAN toast crunch, my new godly cereal
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olive @olive.town · 04/10/2026
ace combat is about the grim necessity of doing sweet kulbits
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olive @olive.town · 01/10/2026
can't wait to play more Ace Combat 8: Thief of Wings
a screencap of a People article header. 

Headline: "Woman Stole $1.5M in Chicken Wings to Fund Gambling Addiction, Lawyer Says"
Subhead: "An attorney for Vera Liddell told PEOPLE the chicken wings were intended for underprivileged children receiving free lunches during the pandemic shutdown"
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olive @olive.town · 01/10/2026
musical diegesis in ace combat 8, or: why olive barely slept last night
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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olive @olive.town · 28/09/2026
new siri is so gloopy on ipad
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Sisko appearing to speak the words of the Quoted Skeet
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
JOI de vivre
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
many such cases
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
jk simmons has been the yellow m&m since 1996 and not one of you thought to tell me
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
i did not consent to this!!
a photo of a small 2oz green bottle of "mt. olive real dill pickle juicers"
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
jackin daxter
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
a us electoral map, showing all 50 states going to jeb bush. instead of showing jeb bush in the front, bend backwards with his arms up in triumph, a titan from dragon age: the veilguard is in his place, hitting the same pose.
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
thinking about dragon age... that titan was hitting the jeb pose
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2024
*half-devoured by a giant serpent* I promise I'm not trying to "shed" my responsibilities, haha! But seriously, I will be out of the office unexpectedly until Friday at the earliest, depending on how things go with the snake
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
honorable mentions to: mass effect 2, risk of rain, various 4xs and colony sims, dk64, rogue leader, galactic battlegrounds, transistor, droidworks, ssbm
the "my 9 games: 9 games that shaped who i am" matrix that many users are doing. it is a 3x3 grid, showing the covers of the following games:
- ace combat 5: the unsung war
- the elder scrolls 3: morrowind
- destiny
- dragon age: origins
- the legend of zelda: majora's mask
- freespace 2
- signalis
- final fantasy tactics advance
- escape velocity: nova
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
rawdogging this bagel rn
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olive @olive.town · 24/09/2026
dark souls font soup made
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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olive @olive.town · 23/09/2026
the worst toilet roll i ever used had the consistency of wax paper
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la li lu le lo @olololu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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olive @olive.town · 21/09/2026
the goop continues. befriending a baby on the plane last week was an act of supreme hubris
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olive @olive.town · 20/09/2026
sometimes a girl will cough up various goops
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
evolution should happen faster i want more appendages and a whole new structure of ass
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olive @olive.town · 17/09/2026
and they were nemesisters
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☁️your local angel🪽 @galgrievance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dressing high tomme for the big game
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🌑 @fell.energy · 17/09/2026
recession indicator : it's gotten easier to tell whether a word youve never seen before is a pokemon or a trans woman's name
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 16/09/2026
the only thing trans people should be banned from for their unfair biological advantage is posting
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olive @olive.town · 16/09/2026
nelson franklin shouldn't be younger than zach woods. that's fucked up. that's a wrong thing.
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olive @olive.town · 16/09/2026
very depressed!
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wonder what a Capri Moon tastes like.
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olive @olive.town · 14/09/2026
mfs are out here named "ladd mcconkey"
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olive @olive.town · 14/09/2026
tired of succubi where can a girl get a fuccubus
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💥DEBBIE DINGER🏳️‍⚧️PLZJUST CHECKMYPAGE @danyeell-cumphound.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
twonty bucks
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olive @olive.town · 14/09/2026
odyssey: odysseen
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
being the first one up in a house that isn't yours is kind of like being in the cuck-chair for sleep
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olive @olive.town · 13/09/2026
character actresses love being named things like "dianne wiest"
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olive @olive.town · 13/09/2026
mariners chaos ball is back
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olive @olive.town · 13/09/2026
we finally figured out how to export Home Woo
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olive @olive.town · 13/09/2026
more like gage chump lmao
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olive @olive.town · 13/09/2026
top 3 theater regret is not having had a chance to see alan cumming as trigorin in the seagull...
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Cowboy Bibimbap @handle.invalid · 12/09/2026
hungry girl #metroid
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
i grabbed drinks with a raven last night and he quoth a bunchh of shit he probably shouldn't have lol
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olive @olive.town · 13/09/2026
beverage drinka
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olive @olive.town · 12/09/2026
tim teebo, ewok quarterback
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olive @olive.town · 12/09/2026
babesball
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olive @olive.town · 12/09/2026
my hair only looks Adequate. now i will not look like a babe for this baseball game
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