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olive @olive.town · 8h
lightly sweetened communion wafers with little marshmallow loaves and fishes that turn the milk bright red
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olive @olive.town · 8h
everyone's talking about cinnamon toast crunch, when they should be talking about SIN of MAN toast crunch, my new godly cereal
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olive @olive.town · 06/10/2026
+ direct URL if bsky compressed it www.iam8bit.com/cdn/shop/fil...
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olive @olive.town · 06/10/2026
higher-ish from the product page here www.iam8bit.com/products/con...
FBC propaganda poster from Control: Resonant, reading "You are not a copy of-a-copy-of-a-copy[...]" in increasingly warped letters
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olive @olive.town · 04/10/2026
have you tried the tapatio ramen?? the birria fucks severely
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olive @olive.town · 04/10/2026
ace combat is about the grim necessity of doing sweet kulbits
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olive @olive.town · 03/10/2026
okay, verdict on these: they fucking whip. slightly more friction, softened tap, no perceptible difference in actual performance
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olive @olive.town · 02/10/2026
8 is SO GOOD
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olive @olive.town · 02/10/2026
cbs sunday morning charles osgood ass flag
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olive @olive.town · 01/10/2026
can't wait to play more Ace Combat 8: Thief of Wings
a screencap of a People article header. 

Headline: "Woman Stole $1.5M in Chicken Wings to Fund Gambling Addiction, Lawyer Says"
Subhead: "An attorney for Vera Liddell told PEOPLE the chicken wings were intended for underprivileged children receiving free lunches during the pandemic shutdown"
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olive @olive.town · 01/10/2026
if you haven't already, try capping your frame rate at 60 and (if applicable) turning off steam overlay! it solved the crashes i kept getting in hangar/cutscenes
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olive @olive.town · 01/10/2026
musical diegesis in ace combat 8, or: why olive barely slept last night
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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olive @olive.town · 28/09/2026
new siri is so gloopy on ipad
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Sisko appearing to speak the words of the Quoted Skeet
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olive @olive.town · 28/09/2026
what is marking the property line?
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olive @olive.town · 28/09/2026
i WISH robert pattinson delivered a d performance. i want to see rpat hang dong!!!
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
justice for ron funches though! porsha kept saying the guiltiest shit imaginable
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
JOI de vivre
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
damn, it's true
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
many such cases
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
what is a closed fontanelle?
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
there is no way brandon marsh does not smell like shit
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
the gd yellow m&m is a prestige role and i had no idea
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
he took over for JOHN GOODMAN
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
jk simmons has been the yellow m&m since 1996 and not one of you thought to tell me
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
oh shit wait it looks like there's a company that does third-party now??? pen.tips/products/pen...
pen.tips
PenTips 2+
PenTips 2+ is the ultimate replacement tip for your Apple Pencil. Say goodbye to worn-out tips and hello to a new level of reliability and resilience.
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olive @olive.town · 27/09/2026
i am SO upset that apple never stole the swappable stylus tip textures from the surface
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
hell yeah, that's a good list
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
i did not consent to this!!
a photo of a small 2oz green bottle of "mt. olive real dill pickle juicers"
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
jackin daxter
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
a us electoral map, showing all 50 states going to jeb bush. instead of showing jeb bush in the front, bend backwards with his arms up in triumph, a titan from dragon age: the veilguard is in his place, hitting the same pose.
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
thinking about dragon age... that titan was hitting the jeb pose
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2024
*half-devoured by a giant serpent* I promise I'm not trying to "shed" my responsibilities, haha! But seriously, I will be out of the office unexpectedly until Friday at the earliest, depending on how things go with the snake
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
honorable mentions to: mass effect 2, risk of rain, various 4xs and colony sims, dk64, rogue leader, galactic battlegrounds, transistor, droidworks, ssbm
the "my 9 games: 9 games that shaped who i am" matrix that many users are doing. it is a 3x3 grid, showing the covers of the following games:
- ace combat 5: the unsung war
- the elder scrolls 3: morrowind
- destiny
- dragon age: origins
- the legend of zelda: majora's mask
- freespace 2
- signalis
- final fantasy tactics advance
- escape velocity: nova
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
rawdogging this bagel rn
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olive @olive.town · 24/09/2026
dark souls font soup made
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When you think of it, artificial intelligence is ableist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Marxist movement should seek to abolish it.
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olive @olive.town · 23/09/2026
the worst toilet roll i ever used had the consistency of wax paper
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la li lu le lo @olololu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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olive @olive.town · 21/09/2026
kirkland, famously border-adjacent,
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olive @olive.town · 21/09/2026
the goop continues. befriending a baby on the plane last week was an act of supreme hubris
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olive @olive.town · 20/09/2026
extremely real
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olive @olive.town · 20/09/2026
sometimes a girl will cough up various goops
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/09/2026
evolution should happen faster i want more appendages and a whole new structure of ass
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olive @olive.town · 17/09/2026
and they were nemesisters
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☁️your local angel🪽 @galgrievance.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
dressing high tomme for the big game
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olive @olive.town · 17/09/2026
you're so tomme
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