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olive @olive.town · 06/10/2026
+ direct URL if bsky compressed it www.iam8bit.com/cdn/shop/fil...
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olive @olive.town · 06/10/2026
higher-ish from the product page here www.iam8bit.com/products/con...
FBC propaganda poster from Control: Resonant, reading "You are not a copy of-a-copy-of-a-copy[...]" in increasingly warped letters
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olive @olive.town · 01/10/2026
can't wait to play more Ace Combat 8: Thief of Wings
a screencap of a People article header. 

Headline: "Woman Stole $1.5M in Chicken Wings to Fund Gambling Addiction, Lawyer Says"
Subhead: "An attorney for Vera Liddell told PEOPLE the chicken wings were intended for underprivileged children receiving free lunches during the pandemic shutdown"
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
i did not consent to this!!
a photo of a small 2oz green bottle of "mt. olive real dill pickle juicers"
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
a us electoral map, showing all 50 states going to jeb bush. instead of showing jeb bush in the front, bend backwards with his arms up in triumph, a titan from dragon age: the veilguard is in his place, hitting the same pose.
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olive @olive.town · 25/09/2026
honorable mentions to: mass effect 2, risk of rain, various 4xs and colony sims, dk64, rogue leader, galactic battlegrounds, transistor, droidworks, ssbm
the "my 9 games: 9 games that shaped who i am" matrix that many users are doing. it is a 3x3 grid, showing the covers of the following games:
- ace combat 5: the unsung war
- the elder scrolls 3: morrowind
- destiny
- dragon age: origins
- the legend of zelda: majora's mask
- freespace 2
- signalis
- final fantasy tactics advance
- escape velocity: nova
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olive @olive.town · 09/09/2026
i mean come on
an image of lazaro montes, a dark-skinned 6'5" man with a beautiful smile. he is wearing a red arkansas travelers uniform, though he now plays for the mariners.
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olive @olive.town · 09/09/2026
your arms too strong. your frame too tall. your smile too joyful.
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olive @olive.town · 30/08/2026
they're putting the dick vein back on yams. thank you mister secretary
a photo of very veiny tubers at a market
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olive @olive.town · 31/07/2026
now let's talk popemobiles
an image of a "real life mecha". it is a bipedal mech on two skinny legs, with the "body" consisting of a windowed box. two approximately humanoid arms are attached at the shoulders.
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olive @olive.town · 29/07/2026
an image of Figrin D'an from Star Wars. he is a peach-colored alien with a massive cranium, two large, wide-set eyes, and a mouth nestled into a mess of folds and ridges. he is playing jizz on his kloo horn (a long, cylindrical instrument with a narrow, curving tube extending from the top and into his mouth)

the image is captioned "WHEN YOU JIZZ BUT SHE KEEP BLOWIN"
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olive @olive.town · 23/07/2026
i think i hauve covid
a promotional still from blade runner 2099 showing hunter schafer, wearing a trenchcoat, taking cover behind a vehicle as she aims a pistol
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olive @olive.town · 05/07/2026
hello from... da beach
a photo of a beach. beyond the water, a few miles away, is a peninsula that gradually rises to distant mountains, a handful of which still have some snow.
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olive @olive.town · 26/06/2026
do the transes of montana steal these left and right or what
an image of a roadside sign in Montana. It is a yellow, pennant-shaped sign that reads "no passing zone"
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olive @olive.town · 15/06/2026
signalis (2022)
A screenshot of a tweet from user @wintrjen reading "browsing wallhaven and found a Russian apartment block that has the lesbian flags everywhere lmao"

attached is an image of the apartment block. The structures are largely uniform in construction, but at seemingly random intervals switch between pale beige, orange, purple, and maroon in coloration
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olive @olive.town · 15/06/2026
where are my fellow disasters
an image of the results of a neon genesis evangelion character test. In descending order, I am:
90% Misato
80% Kaworu
60% Rei
45% Shinji
40% Asuka
30% Ritsuko
25% Gendo
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olive @olive.town · 14/06/2026
cell phone photo cannot do her justice
a cropped photograph of Venus in the night sky. it is an extremely bright pinprick, close to the treeline.
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olive @olive.town · 13/06/2026
out: worked
a workout summary showing 41 minutes spent on an elliptical, 617 active calories burned, 726 total calories burned, and an average heart rate of 174bpm
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olive @olive.town · 12/06/2026
psa: the youtube app now automatically shows recipients your channel name, handle, and avatar when you use its share tools to send links to videos this is on by default, but can be deactivated from settings > privacy
an image of an option in the youtube app's privacy settings titled "channel visibility for shared links"
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olive @olive.town · 08/06/2026
This is unnecessary and intentionally signaling Trans. They know what they're doing. Once you notice bisexual lighting being used, you can not unsee it. This is intentional. I will not be gaslit.
a screenshot from the interior of the truth and reconciliation, a covenant cruiser from halo: combat evolved. the interior is almost entirely purple, with opalescent holograms and highlights throughout.
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olive @olive.town · 07/06/2026
just girl things
a cropped screenshot showing a windows pc's cpu usage. the cpu in question is an amd ryzen 9 5950x 16-core processor with 32 threads; every usage graph has spiked up to approximately 95% usage over the past 30 seconds
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olive @olive.town · 31/05/2026
the haters said she wouldn't do it
a photo of a 63oz jar of Ronnie's Original Giardiniera
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olive @olive.town · 30/05/2026
environmental storytelling
two rhododendrons at a nursery. on the left is the "emasculum" hybrid, which offers pale lavender blossoms early in the year, but is so named because the flowers lack the male reproductive parts.  on the right is the "Mrs. G W Leak" hybrid rhododendron, which grows light pink flowers with a large red blotch.
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olive @olive.town · 30/05/2026
budd dwyer, moments from taking his own life during a press conference. he is spiking the camera, holding a gun towards the ceiling with one hand while waving the cameraperson off with the other
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olive @olive.town · 27/05/2026
a still from 30 rock, showing the title screen of "a dog took my face and gave me a better face to change the world: the Celeste Cunningham story"
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olive @olive.town · 26/05/2026
game cuts away to this guy every time you try to use an item wrong
a panel from a swan boy comic. a security guard, watching a monitor, angrily exclaims "that's no way to treat the holes god gave us!"
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olive @olive.town · 23/05/2026
A fake DS9 episode title card. The station is in the background, with the text "O'Brien Fucking Dies" overlaid
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olive @olive.town · 22/05/2026
keep in mind that we started here
a panel from the Swan Boy comic "40 and Me". it depicts an email received by Noel Household, sent from 40 and Me, reading: 

"Your results are ready! Your 40andMe results are back from the lab, allowing you to learn more about yourself and your amazing journey! Check it out!

You are:
NOT 40

Your 40andMe journey doesn't have to end here! Join our 40andMe social app to connect with other users in your area and beyond. There's a whole world of 40andMe waiting for you, just a click away! So what are you waiting for? It's all happening at [...]"
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olive @olive.town · 22/05/2026
a still from it's always sunny in philadelphia. dennis reynolds and maureen ponderosa have collapsed post-coitus. dennis is sweatily asking "who did those tits? the nipple placement is crazy."
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olive @olive.town · 19/05/2026
BRING BACK FRASIER AGAIN I NEED TO SEE THAT EPISODE
screenshot of an article titled "the Seattle opera had its first furry night". The cover image is of a group of 40ish furries, all dressed up to go to the opera.
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olive @olive.town · 16/05/2026
mariners game said gay rights
an image of a narrow patch of sky visible between the stands and the scoreboard at a mariners game. the base of a rainbow is centered.
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olive @olive.town · 13/05/2026
lol oops
an image of my vitamin d test results, showing a level of 11.9 ng/ml. this is low; the normal range provided for comparison is between 20.1 and 50.0ng/ml
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olive @olive.town · 10/05/2026
tbh just stuff this in a feedbag and send me off into the world
an image of a restaurant's listing for a "green garden chicken chop" salad. it has sliced roasted chicken, chopped kale, arugula, mint, basil, cilantro, broccolini, cauliflower, parmesan, pistachio, heritage grains, dates, and a lemon champagne vinaigrette
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olive @olive.town · 06/05/2026
m'pella (played by terry's body double) is everything imo
an image of m'pella, a dabo girl from deep space nine. she is a dark-haired woman, sitting at a table with an unamused expression
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olive @olive.town · 04/05/2026
yeah i stg it was like night and day!
a screencap from an apple health resting heart rate summary, showing an average of 78bpm for several months before an abrupt drop to ~65bpm, with the line continuing to trend lower
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olive @olive.town · 21/04/2026
but she has the spirit
the mostly-complete shell from the failed print, with the supports trimmed off
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olive @olive.town · 21/04/2026
asdjklkasjgkash the test print was a good call bc it decided to fuck up at the 95% mark... need to rework the supports
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olive @olive.town · 12/04/2026
i'm here you fuckass bitch
an image taken from the stands at a mariner's game. the game has yet to start.
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olive @olive.town · 09/04/2026
got o hell
a screenshot of an apple news push notification from the LA Times. It reads: "Large spiders the size of your palm are popping up across the U.S. Here's why yo..."
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olive @olive.town · 07/04/2026
hi what the fuck
an image of a jug of spider-killing spray. the product is named "miss muffet's revenge", but otherwise has a very industrial/aggressive silver-and-red aesthetic
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olive @olive.town · 19/03/2026
o shit
a screencap from wikigacha, showing a pull of the "Crazy Taxi (video game)" card. It has 5504 attack score and 5461 defense.
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olive @olive.town · 12/03/2026
babies...
an image of a seed starter tray under blue-and-red grow lighting. the tray is black plastic, consisting of several rows of small, square enclosures filled with dirt. each row has been labeled with a wooden stick. in the center of the image is two rows of radishes, the seeds of which have sprouted and have begun to push up and form leaves.
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olive @olive.town · 08/03/2026
marathon whips
an image of the marathon "vandal" shell's distinctive lipstick pattern, altered and expanded to show the colors of the trans pride flag. the central design is a stylized pair of lips, with extensions at each corner of the mouth (resembling an X that has been split in half, with the legs extending outward)
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olive @olive.town · 21/02/2026
this restaurant has been open for 30 years
an excerpt from a yelp review of pho than brothers in seattle, reading: "Downside of this place is there were not any appetizers to go with my pho but hopefully in the future they could add like fresh spring rolls with peanut sauce, fried fish cakes, tofu, or perhaps crunchy Vietnamese chicken salad to their menu."
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olive @olive.town · 17/02/2026
every day i wake up and receive Messages
a cropped screencap of a discord message that i received. the sender's name has been censored, but the message reads: "Hey if I pulled you into a group chat with someone from Boards Game Night, would you tell her about Rail Gauges"
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olive @olive.town · 14/02/2026
@regretagarbo.rip have you seen the new lil worf??
an image of the paint master for the new Nacelle Company Worf figurine, depicting him in his 19th century sailor uniform
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olive @olive.town · 12/02/2026
all sending these guys over to clear your drains
two snake-like robots. one is longer and much more thoroughly-articulated; the other is short and chunkier and segments only bend along a horizontal axis
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olive @olive.town · 11/02/2026
👀
a screencap of a YouTube short by Andrew Millison. The video title is "Watershed-Scale Raid Capture in Chad" but across the top is even larger text reading "MASSIVE DYKES CATCH EVERY DROP"
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olive @olive.town · 09/02/2026
four-panel comic. 

panel 1: two very crude figures (circles atop roughly torso-shaped blobs) are speaking. figure 1 asks "Do you ever wish weren't drawn so abstractly?"

panel 2: figure 2 replies: "No."

panel 3: figure 3 continues: "Nothing that is mine is worth claiming. Least of all my likeness."

panel 4: a close-up of the second figure reveals him to be charlie brown, a bald boy with a big round head. he is frowning.
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olive @olive.town · 09/02/2026
Hourly Comic #1: A crudely-drawn cat face saying:

"I can be trusted with USB-C cables."

then, smaller: "I will not eat them."

even smaller: "plz let me have one"
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