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it's me! shel michael!

@ohwhoadude.bsky.social
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idk man my name's shel and i'm a tired 🚬 who likes movies a little too much perhaps (he/him, 35, 🔞) boxd.it/1BEPR

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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 24/07/2026
Filmmaker Chuck Russell has passed away at 74. Chuck Russell directed The Blob & Nightmare on Elm Street: Dream Warriors in the 1980s, and later directed The Mask, Eraser, Bless the Child, The Scorpion King, and Witchboard (2025). A horror legacy that will never be forgotten.
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
movies! they're back!
my last four watched on letterboxd. from left to right are posters for 2002's WHALE RIDER (first-time watch, four and a half stars), 2025's OBSESSION (rewatch, five stars), 2026's EVIL DEAD BURN (first-time watch, four stars), and 1971's A CLOCKWORK ORANGE (rewatch, three and a half stars).
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Local plumbers two steps ahead of every university administrator in america 👏
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i still have 15 minutes left of the finale but i can already say this season is one of the biggest nosedives into failure (🥁) i have ever seen. the ultimate example of what happens when you lose your black writers and refuse to hire more. this is a fucking joke.
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the aqi here is finally down to 53 after it was constantly between 200 and 500 for two days straight, who cheered
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
July 16, 1988
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
MARIO KART 64 NINTENDO EAD 1996 N64
Background: Princess Peach in the background riding a Mario kart
Foreground: Swag King Luigi riding a Mario Kart
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Everything is so stupid now it rules
Someone saying the Mitch McConnell rehab pic is from him at a pool and someone informing them that the pool pic is AI and the OP going maybe maybe not
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JBL @jodygraphs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
new adventures in Imagine a Hamburger
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ICE killed another person.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
You’re welcome Jaws
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Scare-emy Haunt Wheels @kateneely.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
freddy's finally back after i've had to watch every other franchise get resurrected but it's another remake of the first instead of creating something new or latching onto the wealth of lore from the other six movies that all have merit in their own right, i can't have SHIT IN THIS GODDAMNED HOUSE
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Jonathan "Skeletons Everywhere" Raab @spookhouse.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam Neil as John Trent in IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS, realizing he's inside of a book, looking through a torn page into the abyss
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Jul 13th 1937 - A newspaper posted an article on the smash hit song "Man of Constant Sorrow" and the mysterious band behind it, The Soggy Bottom Boys. 📽️📅 O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
3 Screenshots from the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" (2000): First, three men in dusty clothes stand in a small recording booth, one singing earnestly into an old-fashioned microphone. Second, a man in a light suit and bow tie sits in a radio station control room, smiling as he says, “That record is just goin' through the goddamn roof.” Third, a burning newspaper headline reads “NOW PASTOR,” featuring an article on “Bottom Boys A Sensation,” with the date Tuesday, July 13, 1937 partially visible through the flames.
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ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔬𝔰 ☽|☾ 𝔓𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔰𝔰 🎃🧛 @chaospriestess.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My favorite Sam Neil fact will always be that he designed a future Australian flag that replaces the union jack with the aboriginal flag for Event Horizon and insisted the film use it.
Screencap of Sam Neil in Event Horizon, his flight suit features an Australian flag with the union jack replaced by a yellow circle on black and red, the Australian aboriginal flag
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LumpyTouch @lumpytouch.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I made a Garfield breeding simulator.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Jul 11th 1992 - A University Research video into the paranormal showed the night 2 girls went to bed, only to be awoken by spirits in the BBC Horror/Mockumentary 📽️📅 Ghostwatch (1992)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Ghostwatch" (1992): First, a dimly lit bedroom scene from a dated video recording showing two children in separate beds, with the timestamp "11 7 1992 22:02:46". Second, the same bedroom in near-total darkness with a figure lying in bed, overlaid with the label "UNIVERSITY RESEARCH VIDEO 3.55 am" and timestamp "12 7 1992 3:55:03". Third, the room is suddenly flooded with bright light as a child appears in motion, partially blurred, with the timestamp "12 7 1992 3:55:51".
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
among all the other alarming monetary possibilities, if literally any movie studio scoops it up, any negative review of their new releases with anymore substance than the one-sentence pithy/funny quip bullshit is in danger imo, so this STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/07/2026
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the first person to get their dingus yoinked fully off by a robot is probably posting on this very website today
3:26 PM • Jul 24, 2024
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David “Darkness” Weiner @davidweiner.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This promotional PSYCHO pre-release marketing photo (designed to satisfy demand and mislead from the film’s actual plot) always makes me smile.
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Marc Deschamps @marcdachamp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
As someone who lost a staff writing job last year and has been desperately trying to find full time work again, I cannot overstate the rage it fills me with to see writers and publications that just get caught using the plagiarism machine and it’s no big deal. Whoopsie, we left an AI prompt.
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 09/07/2026
I think if you needed any more evidence that the cuts are shortsighted and focused on cutting as deep and as fast as possible with little regard for the future, this is pretty definitive. That engine felt like magic in some spots. A colossal waste of talent and resources.
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 08/07/2026
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farewell to the singular Louise Lasser, unforgettable in any role she tackled, but particularly memorable to horror fans for her go-for-broke turn in BLOOD RAGE. Our condolences to her friends, family and many fans.
Farewell to the singular Louise Lasser, unforgettable in any role she tackled, but particularly memorable to horror fans for her go-for-broke turn in BLOOD RAGE. Our condolences to her friends, family and many fans.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If "Platner campaign strategist whose voice gets progressively, insanely high pitched and strangled as he talks about vetting the candidate" was a bit it, it would be insanely funny. But we don't need to invent it.
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BUG-EYED HELL CAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
when i was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Rip in piss loser. Screenshots of people smugly pushing this stinky creep are going to be like having old bitcoins in the "this you?" economy
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The guy needs to drop out immediately.
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Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
mushtash
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Delta 🎃 @delta2kbr.dev · 06/07/2026
screenshot do jogo Façade
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
also regarding today's MI midterm news, the path to abdul el-sayed in congress has never been clearer and i will be happy to vote for him in something for the second time in my life
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
MY LUNGS ARE STILL FUCKED EVEN THO THE AQI'S NORMAL NOW BTW SO THANKS A LOT EVERYBODY but without getting too gross, there are signs, let's say, that i'll be fine in a couple days (hopefully) goddamn tho another reason to give up this farce of a day
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Pausa de hidratación
Jackass drinking horse sperm
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
barely slept bc of the aqi reaching 172 due to fireworks so my neighbors can all go to hell, good morning
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
maybe it’s a bad idea to teach your followers that any science that conflicts with doing exactly what they want to do is bullshit
It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."
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it's me! shel michael! @ohwhoadude.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
my fourth plans got canceled bc of a big power outage (not for us, thank god) so today has been just a means for attending a yearly rerelease instead: letterboxd.com/gotoshel/fil...
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A ★★★★★ review of Jaws (1975)
Just some bullet points this year of stuff I'm fond of since I've seen it so many goddamn times, and I will probably repeat things I mentioned six (!!!) years ago: - Lee Fierro and Craig Kingsbury are...
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just learned that diners were designed and named after the dining car on trains and this never occurred to me despite some of them literally being train cars and being named “this is a pretend train you are eating in”
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