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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Super safe state." I so love that thinking for you, pookie. Okey dokey my fellow whites, keep touching that stove. Choo choo!

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bannon is one of the key architects of Fascist International. Some of the same people who cannot abide any alliances with liberals will see nothing wrong with this man aligning with a full on white supremacist fascist and to me that says A LOT about the U.S. Left(s).

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Neocons: “if we overthrow Saddam, Arabs everywhere will be inspired to fight for democracy” The largest Arab state: *tries a little democracy* Neocons: nvm this makes me uncomfy

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Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You're going to see people putting out requests to pray for brett farve but I'm here to say fuck brett farve. I don't give a flying fuck what happens to him. He stole millions from starving children so his daughter could play in a new volleyball court he could have easily afforded.

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Braves Baseball @needsativan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

BRAVES WIN. PHILLIES LOSE. FUCKK YOU.

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Renée in L.A. 🐦‍⬛ @reneepatrice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ms. Gloria Steinem was an enormous influence on my mom in the 70s and 80s. "My life’s ambition is to make white women as smart as Black women. Because the group of women who still vote against their own self-interest are white married women."

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Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @teddansonsbirthday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Today is not Ted Danson's birthday

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

karate

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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I'm officially old enough to be the younger players' mother. Didier Fuentes is 3 months younger than my oldest. I never felt so old as when they talked about his age when he debuted last year. This is 44, I guess?

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Renée in L.A. 🐦‍⬛ @reneepatrice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Just a reminder to my fellow wht Dems, if maga is successful in stripping Black/Brown voters of their voting rights, we will lose our country forever. This is not hyperbole. Do not fool yourself in thinking that this is a Black/Brown issue - it's a DEMOCRACY issue. Full stop.

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OuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If every other demographic in U.S. politics voted the way Black people have ALWAYS voted, especially Black women, this joint would look like The United Federation of Planets by now. Leave us alone.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just a couple of Braves fans celebrating the 20 year anniversary of the last day they were single at Truist Park yesterday. 😂 Today we celebrate 20 years of us with a tour of Truist Park, Waffle House, and another game. This Oregonian was not at all prepared for the humidity btw.

A selfie of a married couple at Truist Park. He is bald, wearing a red Braves t-shirt, and has sunglasses hanging from his shirt collar. She has medium length hair with long is wearing a black off the shoulder Braves t-shirt, blue glasses, and her hair is half bleached blonde. They are both smiling with closed mouths.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I GET TO WATCH THE BRAVES AT THEIR HOME FIELD FOR FIRST TIME EVER IN THE 36 YEARS I'VE BEEN A FAN TODAY!!!!! I'm so jacked for this trip. Hubs and I are celebrating 20 years tomorrow, and the only better way to celebrate would be a tropical vacation of some sort.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

At least there will always be sunsets.

A photo of a sunset framed my the dark outlines of trees. The sunset itself has a purpley blue sky with pink clouds at the time, fading into bright orange with a touch of yellow at the base.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's distinctly possible colleges and universities sending out ads to high school kids are keeping USPS afloat. This is less than a year's worth, and doesn't take into account the emails and texts my kid has gotten. (Fun fact: the 1st hbd text she got was from a college. 😂)

A stack of pamphlets next to a measuring tape that appears to measure the stack as 5" tall

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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 19/07/2026

L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has died at 59 following a battle with brain cancer. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Jennifer Finch, L7 Bassist, Dead at 59

Jennifer Finch, the longtime bassist for influential rock group L7, has died at age 59.

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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 18/07/2026

All lettuce is presently the devil's lettuce

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm not saying I forgot real baseball was on today until I logged into Bluesky buuuuuuut I forgot real baseball was on today until I logged into Bluesky. 😂 And Brandon and Frenchie in the booth? Hell yeah.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/07/2026

“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This is what the Trump administration wants: violent, unstable men behind the triggers of guns aimed at immigrants and white people who oppose the regime. It was always the plan.

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Sort of Damocles @sortofdamocles.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Aww. It looks like someone's Hollywood star needs a chain link fence, scaffolding, a stripey curtain-tarp, and two or three National Guard soldiers protecting it.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You ever get around to completing the framing of a piece you finished a year ago, only to realize you fucked up in a very noticeable way? 🤦🏼‍♀️

A circular cross stitch reads "fuck" in a large dark grey font, with 3 rows of 3 and a row of one check box options that read, from left to right and top to bottom; you, it, no, off, that, yes, this, me, yeah, ing hell. The border is a delicate pattern of light purple flowers with yellow centers and wispy green leaves, all outlined in black. Unfortunately the K in the word "fuck" is in the wrong spot

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Back when our skies were Orange during the Santiam Canyon fires of 2020 it blew my mind how many people in my neighborhood still went running. There's so much smoke it's literally blocking out the sun, what makes you think those are safe conditions to heavily breathe in?

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

2 hours of thunderstorms at 10 PM: awesome, fun, beautiful, gimme more! 2 hours of thunderstorms at 4 AM: shut uuuuuuuuup we get it, you're a powerful and natural phenomenon SHEESH

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

MAGA Christians should be furious the White House insinuated Trump is the 2nd coming. Instead they'll gargle his balls about it.

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Lowell Renold @lowellr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me in January: “This year, I’m gonna eat more vegetables.” Me in July: “Never mind.”

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

While my disabled mother loses her Medicaid. Cool.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

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Bryan Schott @schotthappens.com · 15/07/2026

Harry Kane scored 6 goals for England in the World Cup. After he admitted he went golfing with Donald Trump he did not score again the rest of the tournament, and England are out. The Trump sports curse remains undefeated.

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Not Your Negress @notyournegro.blacksky.app · 16/07/2026

It’s LITERALLY a Black and white answer.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm an adult, no one can tell me not to finish this Marie Callenders cherry crunch pie by myself in 2 days.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

you fucked up a perfectly good rock star is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety

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𝐋𝐲𝐝𝐢𝐚🧑🏾‍🩰🇬🇾🇱🇨🇧🇧 @lydiasalara.blacksky.app · 15/07/2026

Time to buy all the food scented candles so I can imagine eating them safely

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The fact that I have to listen to Phillies fans, theeeeee most obnoxious fan base in all of baseball and maybe all of American sports, whilst watching the All-Star game is pissing me off.

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/07/2026

You stupid motherfuckers

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Kelsey 🪲🏴‍☠️ @11lizzie.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

they should let the banana ball guy come up with the home run derby format next year and spray Netflix with a hose if they even ask about hosting it again

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Wake up babe, new measles exposure sites just dropped

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Hollywood proves, once again, that if they believes there's a penny to be made, they will beat a dead horse (or orca, in this case) like it's a piñata at a birthday party.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Not enough people has pre-existing conditions or lifetime caps personally impact them. Since Americans are seemingly incapable of compassion, it's hard to get folks to truly understand how devastating those two things really were, bc they only care they don't have free healthcare yet.

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Sir Reginald, Duke of Chutney @hyperplanes.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

I think the bad vibes about ACA on the left largely stem from classifying the really big transformative things it did as somehow not part of the ACA. They want to view it as neoliberal market whatever and not the 40% expansion of single payer it actually was bsky.app/profile/akaa...

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Miss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

🧵Taps screen 🗣️I need y’all to stop falling for this “working class” bs!!! No really…STOP IT! A majority of the candidates & the people behind them are rich white dude bros that are angry Black Folks & Women have made progress. paydayreport.com/platners-dan...

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Platner’s Daniel Moraff Barred from Summer Lee’s Campaign Over Sexual Misconduct Complaints

Congresswoman Summer Lee barred Platner's strategist Daniel Moraff from her campaign after receiving sexual harassment complaints against him.

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I’ve seen lots of “he shouldn’t have run if he knew!!” but Graham Platner did not and does no believe he committed SA, the same way the man who assaulted me multiple times would be mystified by the suggestion, or my horrible ex would laugh at the suggestion of abuse. This is a larger issue.

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Liza Minnelli Outlives @lizaoutlives.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Liza Minnelli has outlived Kristi Noem's marriage, which went bust after images of her husband's secret life surfaced in the 'bimbofication' scene.

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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

And they don’t even oppose capitalism. They oppose the version that puts other people at the top of the ladder. They’re 100% fine with capitalism that puts them in the top 0.001%.

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