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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

"Super safe state." I so love that thinking for you, pookie. Okey dokey my fellow whites, keep touching that stove. Choo choo!

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Bannon is one of the key architects of Fascist International. Some of the same people who cannot abide any alliances with liberals will see nothing wrong with this man aligning with a full on white supremacist fascist and to me that says A LOT about the U.S. Left(s).

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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Neocons: “if we overthrow Saddam, Arabs everywhere will be inspired to fight for democracy” The largest Arab state: *tries a little democracy* Neocons: nvm this makes me uncomfy

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Jason S @jasonswritings.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You're going to see people putting out requests to pray for brett farve but I'm here to say fuck brett farve. I don't give a flying fuck what happens to him. He stole millions from starving children so his daughter could play in a new volleyball court he could have easily afforded.

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Braves Baseball @needsativan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

BRAVES WIN. PHILLIES LOSE. FUCKK YOU.

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Renée in L.A. 🐦‍⬛ @reneepatrice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Ms. Gloria Steinem was an enormous influence on my mom in the 70s and 80s. "My life’s ambition is to make white women as smart as Black women. Because the group of women who still vote against their own self-interest are white married women."

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Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @teddansonsbirthday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Today is not Ted Danson's birthday

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

karate

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

White Millennials have been pretty politically disengaged in our youth. Our dumbasses have sat out far too many elections as a result. It's why so many leftists are such morons, they don't understand how anything works and how tf we got here in the first place.

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Elizabeth Nolan Brown @enbrown.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm not sure she could look anymore like the kind of person who would spew that kind of racist trash.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Yeahhhhhh being a year or two older than the oldest players in any sportsball is a TRIP. The milestone you speak of, I may just cry at. 😂

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I'm officially old enough to be the younger players' mother. Didier Fuentes is 3 months younger than my oldest. I never felt so old as when they talked about his age when he debuted last year. This is 44, I guess?

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Renée in L.A. 🐦‍⬛ @reneepatrice.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Just a reminder to my fellow wht Dems, if maga is successful in stripping Black/Brown voters of their voting rights, we will lose our country forever. This is not hyperbole. Do not fool yourself in thinking that this is a Black/Brown issue - it's a DEMOCRACY issue. Full stop.

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OuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

If every other demographic in U.S. politics voted the way Black people have ALWAYS voted, especially Black women, this joint would look like The United Federation of Planets by now. Leave us alone.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just a couple of Braves fans celebrating the 20 year anniversary of the last day they were single at Truist Park yesterday. 😂 Today we celebrate 20 years of us with a tour of Truist Park, Waffle House, and another game. This Oregonian was not at all prepared for the humidity btw.

A selfie of a married couple at Truist Park. He is bald, wearing a red Braves t-shirt, and has sunglasses hanging from his shirt collar. She has medium length hair with long is wearing a black off the shoulder Braves t-shirt, blue glasses, and her hair is half bleached blonde. They are both smiling with closed mouths.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I GET TO WATCH THE BRAVES AT THEIR HOME FIELD FOR FIRST TIME EVER IN THE 36 YEARS I'VE BEEN A FAN TODAY!!!!! I'm so jacked for this trip. Hubs and I are celebrating 20 years tomorrow, and the only better way to celebrate would be a tropical vacation of some sort.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

At least there will always be sunsets.

A photo of a sunset framed my the dark outlines of trees. The sunset itself has a purpley blue sky with pink clouds at the time, fading into bright orange with a touch of yellow at the base.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I've wondered it before, and I'll ask it again: how much do these universities make off the application fees, especially when they're high selective, and what is that money used for?

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

It's distinctly possible colleges and universities sending out ads to high school kids are keeping USPS afloat. This is less than a year's worth, and doesn't take into account the emails and texts my kid has gotten. (Fun fact: the 1st hbd text she got was from a college. 😂)

A stack of pamphlets next to a measuring tape that appears to measure the stack as 5" tall

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

NRK's programming directors did us dirty in so many ways. I didn't even know about Jeff Buckley until adulthood! INEXCUSABLE. But when Chris Cornell's solo album came out it was inescapable! I think they must be working at Lithium on SiriusXM now. 😂

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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026

Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.

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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 19/07/2026

L7 bassist Jennifer Finch has died at 59 following a battle with brain cancer. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

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Jennifer Finch, L7 Bassist, Dead at 59

Jennifer Finch, the longtime bassist for influential rock group L7, has died at age 59.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Oh god. That Audioslave debut rocked my world. I remember driving somewhere with Ashley (ugh) and her saying Chris Cornell's voice was ugly. I about came unglued. 😂 I'm wondering if PDX stations didn't play as much SG as they did other Seattle bands? Not sure I remember them being in heavy rotation.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I kinda feel the same way about Soundgarden. I didn't have an opinion on them when we were in high school, but as an adult? Fuuuuuuck me, their music just touches something inside me that wasn't there 30 years ago.

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Annalee @flowerhorne.com · 18/07/2026

All lettuce is presently the devil's lettuce

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

I'm not saying I forgot real baseball was on today until I logged into Bluesky buuuuuuut I forgot real baseball was on today until I logged into Bluesky. 😂 And Brandon and Frenchie in the booth? Hell yeah.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 17/07/2026

“i’m demon free bitch” is one of the funniest things i have ever heard

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

This is what the Trump administration wants: violent, unstable men behind the triggers of guns aimed at immigrants and white people who oppose the regime. It was always the plan.

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Sort of Damocles @sortofdamocles.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Aww. It looks like someone's Hollywood star needs a chain link fence, scaffolding, a stripey curtain-tarp, and two or three National Guard soldiers protecting it.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Except I know your type, you probably didn't ACTUALLY mute me. You just expected me to slink off crying. 😂 Boys of your caliber who use rapist language like "this stops when you want it to" after picking a fight always come back. 😂😂😂

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You ever get around to completing the framing of a piece you finished a year ago, only to realize you fucked up in a very noticeable way? 🤦🏼‍♀️

A circular cross stitch reads "fuck" in a large dark grey font, with 3 rows of 3 and a row of one check box options that read, from left to right and top to bottom; you, it, no, off, that, yes, this, me, yeah, ing hell. The border is a delicate pattern of light purple flowers with yellow centers and wispy green leaves, all outlined in black. Unfortunately the K in the word "fuck" is in the wrong spot

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You muting me = I win. Which is what I wanted. 😂😂😂 Good luck with the next fight you pick with a middle aged woman with 23 years of child rearing behind her. Maybe you can find someone who didn't help drive a predatory for-profit youth soccer club out of the state of Oregon.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This was my livingroom without any lights on at 4:30 PM in early September, when the sun still sets after 7:30. We typically don't turn the overhead light on until about an hour before sunset. When I say the smoke was blocking out the sun, I'm not exaggerating. PEOPLE RAN IN THIS.

A view out a window. The sky is red, orange, and yellow, the room is dim despite it being 4:30 in the afternoon

A full view of a living room without any lights on during in broad daylight. It's quite dark in the room, despite being 4:30 in the afternoon

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Back when our skies were Orange during the Santiam Canyon fires of 2020 it blew my mind how many people in my neighborhood still went running. There's so much smoke it's literally blocking out the sun, what makes you think those are safe conditions to heavily breathe in?

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Agreed. I was catching up with my friend's dad who's lived in PDX for the last 18 years, and he kinda didn't believe how unhinged the GOP voters in his former place of residence that leans red 40 minutes away in farm country have become. Totally diff political landscape than when he left it.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

2 hours of thunderstorms at 10 PM: awesome, fun, beautiful, gimme more! 2 hours of thunderstorms at 4 AM: shut uuuuuuuuup we get it, you're a powerful and natural phenomenon SHEESH

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

MAGA Christians should be furious the White House insinuated Trump is the 2nd coming. Instead they'll gargle his balls about it.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Nah. I don't owe you my silence, incel. You started this. You came to me. You wanted attention because you're lonely, and I'm gonna give it to you. You can't hurt my feelings, I have a teenage daughter. 😂

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Lowell Renold @lowellr.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Me in January: “This year, I’m gonna eat more vegetables.” Me in July: “Never mind.”

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Baby doll, YOU came to ME. I didn't summon you. I didn't ask for you to show up. YOU came unannounced after doing a Bluesky search for posts to troll, and YOU chose me. You begged for my attention and you got it! I'm obligated to give my fans the attention they crave. 😘

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

AW, look at you, big dog! Trolling the internet for random women to respond to! How long did you have to dig to find a nothing account to troll? Loser behavior, my guy, but you wanted my attention so you've got it. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

While my disabled mother loses her Medicaid. Cool.

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Hot Mess Express @ohheyaves.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Not all men, but somehow always a man and they're never beating the allegations.

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

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