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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 3h

I've seen that trend of people doing the Twilight slow run to "Supermassive Black Hole," and welp, winner!😂

Peter Facinelli doing the Twilight slow run to Supermassive Black Hole.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 9h

I really wish my brain would let me sleep, because what? My neighborhood stays being goofy.

"Does anyone know if tickets are still available for the seance on October 27th? I really want to take my sister because we just lost our mom in June."

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 11h

Watching this new ep of Hell's Kitchen. I realize we said and had our own dumbass lingo when we were younger, but one dude just said "I'm totally aura farming right now," and I'm like - shut up. You're an adult and sound silly.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 11h

I can't sleep, but it's that perfect temp outside and about to rain, so at least it's peaceful. Also, every time October hits, I start craving one of these bad boys. I miss that damn store in the mall giving out samples.

Pepperidge Farms beef summer sausage, and sharp cheddar, pepper jack, jalapeno cheddar, smoked gouda, mustard, and mixed nuts.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 17h

I gotta say, I do love when I'm right! People still reposting those fake-ass accounts, and it's hilarious to shit. Do with your monies what you want, but INTERPOL gonna get ya!

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 18h

Poor hub's really got smoked on the parental front, except his step-dad. He just talked to his dad, which it's been months. FIL basically called him a dumbass for not wanting in on his newest get rich scheme. How did all the others work out bud😀

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 19h

I'm looking up soup recipes to make in the Le Creuset Alysson got me, and hub's is all "Make something I like, too! Like white bean chicken chili!" Sir, no one in this house needs you eating beans. This man's diet is so regimented, it's like a fart castle around here.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Before I went to Kroger and the post office this morning, I grabbed a hoodie out of the dryer. I got home, and hub's said, "Oh my god, babe," and pulled three dryer sheets hanging out of the hood. Welp, at least people knew it was clean and I smelled good😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Someone come get this man. I need to re-caulk the bathtub and kitchen sink, and I'm sick of him😂

Me: "Don't forget white caulk!" Husband: "I'm bringing that home regardless."

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Update: Neighbor guy IS alive! For those that don't know, Neighbor Nancy is VERY blunt about death. She said, "Well I'm glad, because his body would have been stinking up the house by now."

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Christ, American Eagle pushing the low-rise jeans as GLP-1s are taking over. What could go wrong? No offense to people who need them - that's not what I'm talking about. Lordy.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This goosebump on my forehead hurts like a mfer. Hub's said, I need you to stop injuring yourself before people think I'm abusing you. It wasn't my fault this time! The dog and asshole cat conspired against me. Jerks.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A 13 year old took their own life and this is your response? What an asshole. There's a reason my district had multiple guidance counselors, and they were busy and on call 24/7.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have serious reservations about the death penalty, for many reasons. I obviously was not on the jury, but when I read the details of the case, holy shit. The DP just imo, puts the victim's family through decades of torture reliving it through appeals. Life without parole, and done.

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Tennessee death row inmate Christa Pike is still alive after receiving lethal injection, attorney says. Witnesses have questions

Ihnen confirmed the team is filing a motion to stay the execution, the latest in a back-and-forth over the “Jobs Corps Murder” convict’s execution.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Talked to Neighbor Nancy, and she's going to text neighbor guy. His trash bin is still out front and his truck has not moved since Monday. I hope buddy is just on vacation or something. I'd go check, but I don't know him, and I'm not that white, and wanting to find a body or something.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When I tell you I was oblivious😂 He tried to take me to a park in December, and I was like bitch it is snowing - no. He woke me up the next morning, and proposed at the end of the bed before going to work, and yelled to take the dog out. Best proposal ever. I was wearing Superman pjs!

POV: Watching my boyfriend fight for his life 30 min before he proposed.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Me: "A damn mosquito bit my ear when I let the dogs out." Hubs: "Don't they know what time of year it is?" Me: "It's Nancy's damn koi pond!" Hubs: "I got you at the goy pond." Such an assface😂

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Confused White Cat Asks Why

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Through early November you say? Gee, I wonder why there, big shoots🤔

Dipshit Maga Indiana Governor Mike Braun on giving gas tax "relief" and relief to farmers who voted to punch themselves in their own faces. "Today I announced another gas tax extension with additional relief for farmers.
Our farmers have the hardest job in America. The added cost of fuel prices caused by continued disruptions to the global oil supply can make a major difference in our farmers’ success and their ability to put food on the table for their families.
This relief will last through early November."

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sweet - we've gone from cicada season to stink bug season. Ya nasty fuckers. One got in the house and Captain Chaos said "Absolutely not." Thanks, buddy, but gross.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! OMG!! @alyssonfergison.com !!! The screaming and circles I just did in the kitchen!!! Thank you!!

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I laugh when family says they miss me and they've literally never been to my house. I get I'm the one who moved, but stop acting like Ohio and Indiana is an international flight. 26 years I've done the driving - you want to see me, get on that 75 to 70 and tada! 24 to 69 if you're fancy.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My mom ruining "The Sixth Sense" for an entire theater of people is still one of the funniest/most embarrassing moments of my life. I had already seen it, so I was good. Hope her lore lives on😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Captain Chaos somehow opened the damn hallway closet, and 100lb dog was going hamtown in the dog food. I went to move his big butt out, tripped over him, and whacked my dome on the doorframe😂

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Slick Move Fails in Store

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Preachng to the choir here, and I'm obviously not a cop - watching this "Body Cam" show, cops really need training in deescalation. What do I know though, just lockdown, active shooter, bomb, crisis team, and ICE training.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Cleaned the house, fed these butthole dogs that try to trip me when I grab their bowls, and took me an everything shower. I put on the Midwest official fall uniform of a hoodie and sweatpants. Wasting coffee and now looking for jobby jobs!

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ope, Captain Unwashed Ass that's trying to doxx the rape survivor got doxxed. Whoops. He also name searches here, which is pathetic to shit.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Watching the new ep of "Signs of a Psychopath," and this white kid's password was "murder." Welp, there ya go.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Apologies to A'Ja Wilson that people in this shitbag state don't know how to act. People in the comments think it just comes with the territory and she's being a cry baby - suck nuts. These women are at work, you entitled abusive shits. Shut up.

"You don't step towards me, you never point at me, that's unacceptable."
A'ja Wilson got in a heated exchange with a fan at Gainbridge Fieldhouse during Tuesday's Game 2.
The four-time MVP was called for a technical, the fan was escorted out, but later returned to his seat — a move that clearly didn't sit well with Wilson.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I just...*bangs head on wall of locks, light, out of sight* Because our #1 priority is keeping your kids safe, coordinating with police and sometimes the FBI, and tying up the phone lines and having you try to storm the building is bad, actually.

So, why do the schools wait til AFTER a lockdown or emergency to let us know about what happened??
You'd think they would want us to be in the know as soon as possible..

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I've never had a convo with across the street neighbor guy, but I've made up a whole story that he's a drug kingpin. Since I white trash it outside all the time, I know his routine. He's very on it, and his trash bin is still at the curb from yesterday, and his lights are off👀

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Keith Morrison's Surprised Reaction

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This ep of "Body Cam" - dude in a mask, camo, AK, and said he was going to offaroo the popos. What are civilians doing with their kids? Welp, better stand around outside to check shit out. Good god😂 I went out one morning to let the dogs out, heard gunfire, and was like ope, and inside we go!

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Watching unwashed ass Michael Tracey trying to switch gears as he's getting dragged by even the Twitter chuds is pathetic. Seek therapy, ya weird bitch.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fellow Hoosiers, make sure you're checking your voter registration - one week left! indianavoters.com

Screenshot showing I'm registered to vote.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I told the hub's my ass needs to get on "Name That Tune." They're doing bid a note, and the clue is "Mr. Diamond gets patriotic," and it's worth $20k. Biiiitch, I don't even need a note for that one, and they both got the damn name wrong.

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Howard Wolowitz: "I love Neil Diamond"

ALT: Howard Wolowitz: "I love Neil Diamond"

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sweet shit - I'm watching that doc about "The Swan," if you remember that horror show. They wanted the women to cry, and a producer said to one "How does it make you feel all your friends can have children, but you can't?" Fucking ghouls.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oooooh the Indiana GOP is scared Greg Ballard is running for Secretary of State as an Independent. They're running ads calling him "Dangerously Liberal." Dude's a Republican - just not maga, and kicked Pence's winky in about RFRA when he was mayor of Indy.

Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Since I scarred everyone with the ears thing, the "Body Cam" show I'm watching - dude got into an altercation with a cop in a sexy time shop, and they ended up wrestling in a pool of lube😂

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oooooooh they are BIG mad in their tiny winky feelings.

Tweet from Sarah Huckabee Sanders tweet about white men receiving welfare. White men that smell like Cheeto dust, Monster, and zero soap are not happy with her. The tweet has 5.5K replies from the unwashed white men that had their feelings hurt.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bud, if that's what you think happened, I'd tell you to ask for a refund for that poli sci degree, but no student loan forgiveness under Trump.

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DR. IRONCLAD, Brunch Democrat @feclad.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

To every MAGA, Jill Stein, or just couldn't bother to vote person out there, Fuck you. Fuuuuuuuuck you.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Greenwood stays "winning." It's just south of Indy and a sundown town. Where I see most posts asking for food help. Ma'am, have fun with that strawberry milk. I looked at her profile, and she also has a baby. Awesome.

FB post on a chatter page: "Where can I find raw milk in Greenwood?"

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Saw a video how teachers "deal with" (I don't like that phrase) ADHD kids. Yes, we sent them on sidequests to give the teacher a break and the student a reset. They loved helping me with computers, or we'd write random notes to another teacher for them to deliver.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Seeing the comments under the article of who thinks this guy is funny absolutely tracks. He shit on our local one that is run by a very nice family and they keep it clean as hell. He put his dirty-ass bare feet on their floor. Nasty tail.

Since we last checked in with Brandon Elliott, aka Mullet Review, he's continued sampling Chinese buffets in Indiana. See a few of his recent takes. See link below

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The amount of posts I'm seeing on chatter pages all over Indiana asking for food donations, or where to find food pantries or aid - wowza. It's bad.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This new ep of "In the Eye of the Storm," - lord. Massive ice/snow storm and people driving like dumbshits on the freeway and creating a pileup. Dude says, "So I got out of my truck." Sir, no.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Watched Scary Movie 6, as one does at 4am. I obviously wasn't expecting cinematic greatness, but meh.

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Misty Sparkle The Underhamster @mialynneb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I don't know what war of the yards is happening here with my neighbors, but Neighbor Nancy is watering her yard for the second time today, and across the street guy is mowing again. It's the end of September, friends. Stop it.

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