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Ocean Keltoi

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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
So, due to the world cup, everyone on Earth is now discovering Buc-ee's.
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The Kyiv Independent @kyivindependent.com · 12/06/2026
⚡️Russia has increased military buildup near NATO border, investigation reveals. Russia has expanded military infrastructure near its border with NATO members and is preparing for a potential war, a June 10 investigation by Danish public broadcaster DR and several counterparts revealed.
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Russia has increased military buildup near NATO border, investigation reveals
"It will be a war that takes place in all dimensions. It will take place on land, in the air, at sea, in space, and in cyberspace," Major Brian Nissen told DR.
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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Kristen Wixx @kristenwixx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Say "weak on crime" again. I dare you.
Pope Leo on an airplane, standing in the aisle, holding a baseball bat.
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Dr Karen Pinder 🇨🇦 🔬 @drkarenpinder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Daily bunny no.3285 made it home safely
Bunnies in a raft pull up next to a spaceship capsule, which has just splashed down and is floating in the open sea. Visible in the capsule, two bunnies wave at the ones in the boat.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@dccartoonist.bsky.social
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/01/2026
stuff like this is one of the reasons why it’s incredibly important to constantly film everything ICE is doing while terrorizing communities bc it humiliates them
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/01/2026
the most concerning thing about them justifying murdering an obviously completely innocent murder by ICE is if they can justify and defend this, there’s nothing that’s too far for them. anything you can imagine them doing is very likely something they’ll stand behind
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 06/10/2025
"It's not fascism because if it was you would do what I do (sucking fascist dick to thrive)"
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𝖘𝖆𝖌𝖊 @fairygothparent.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Return to tradition. 💜 Dreaming of the Trancestors explores the past using archaeological evidence, academic studies, and anecdotes from Norse lore. Along with Rock the Boat, it's available for pre-order til Friday, October 17. #pagansky #witchsky #heathensky
photo of my hand holding a zine above fallen leaves. the zine is titled "DREAMING OF THE TRANCESTORS: GENDER NONCONFORMITY AND QUEERNESS IN PRE-CHRISTIAN NORTHWESTERN EUROPE." it has a light purple cover, featuring a take on the transgender glyph and three faces of various genders.photo of page 16 from dreaming of the trancestors. it features an illustration of an archigallus, a gender nonconforming leader of the cult of cybele.
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Chrissy Stroop @thebugbeardispatch.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
It’s an uphill struggle getting people to accept that Christians can be bad people. But the even harder truth that people urgently need to grasp in this time of Christofascism is that for some understandings of Christianity, to be a GOOD Christian is to be a BAD person. Denial makes things worse
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A half-clever Tapir @amelia.codes · 28/09/2025
An image of a bluesky post: 
Alex Blechman

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the "Night Of One Thousand Screams." Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation
Opportunities
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Don Hughes @xenophon-paints.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Painted this a few weeks back, a wolf priest meant to be in the likeness of @oceankeltoi.bsky.social #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #SpaceWolves #Hobby #MinaturePainting
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
about to start cancelling churches lol
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Good morning. I went to church today for the first time in a couple of months. I was sad that the name of Charlie Kirk was not mentioned a single time. Other tragedies were mentioned. But at this particular Catholic church, nothing about Charlie. What were they afraid of?

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Went to church also today hoping to hear something about Charlie Kirk.
Same darn thing. They mentioned everything but him.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
me: i would like to save this media browser: sure just right click and select "save" me: and the media is a video browser: i'm calling the police
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Aleksey Maslov @alekseym.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
There are different ways to control internet speech as highlighted by this 20-year old comic.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
babe wake up new bug just dropped
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I debated 20 far-far-far-right conservatives (racists? fascists?) on Jubilee's 'Surrounded.' Here are some of the highlights of them unable to answer my basic questions or rebut the simplest of points. Not sure whether to laugh or cry. Here's the full 'debate': www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-W...
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eerie dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 20/07/2025
A quick reminder: "defensive" armaments like Iron Dome prolong and intensify offensive military action because they allow the attackers to continue and escalate attacking with reduced fear of consequences
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
If Hamas had just killed an Israeli-American there’d be wall to wall coverage in the US media. But Israeli settlers just killed a Palestinian-American so you’ll read about it at Zeteo but not many other places:
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BREAKING: Israeli Settlers Kill American Citizen in Occupied West Bank, Family Says
Sayfollah Musallet was visiting his family in the village of Al-Mazra'a ash-Sharqiya when settlers allegedly beat him unconscious and blocked an ambulance from reaching him for hours.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
lmao
Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer

This is another communist candidate running for Congress in Illinois.
If DSA@DemSocialists had their way, Congress would be full of jihadists and wannabe hookers who want to seize all means of production.
Not only is she running for Congress, but she's also dating @oneunderscore_Ben Collins, the CEO of the Onion.
These are not serious people.
Please cover your cooch @KatAbughazaleh.
kabughazaleh.

[picture from my Instagram of me on the fridge behind the bar in fishnets, shorts, and a top being goofy with my coworkers]
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy John Buford Day to all those who celebrate
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The 'You wouldn't steal a car' meme. It reads 'you wouldn't do a mean chant about a military currently engaging in what the UN & Amnesty International have called a Genocide'
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 29/06/2025
We should all be disgusted by the flood of anti-Muslim remarks spewed in the aftermath of Zohran Mamdani’s victory in the NYC mayoral primary — some blatant, others latent. Shame on the members of Congress who have engaged in such bigotry and anyone who doesn’t challenge it.
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Attacks on Muslims flood mainstream after Mamdani win
Openly racist rhetoric has become normalized at the highest levels of American politics.
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alyssa mercante @alyssamerc.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
all of nyc waking up today like
Girl who is going to be okay meme photoshopped to say "city who is going to be okay," with a pigeon on her shoulder, a rat holding pizza on the other shoulder, a mets hat on her head, and the NYC skyline behind her
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
If people really find this to be such an easy conclusion, then Congressional authority should be easy to get. So why don’t they insist on a vote? They know this isn’t “progressive” resistance. They want to marginalize it as such because on top of this war being ILLEGAL, it’s also deeply unpopular.
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Impeach the bastard
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
If there's regime change in Iran as a result of the Israeli attack, it's almost certainly going to mean the rise to power of a more aggressively anti-Israel Iranian nationalist regime that regards the Islamic Republic as not being competent or committed enough fight back against Israel.
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Sometimes its even what he -didn't- say. Jesus never spoke out against slavery, despite being surrounded by it. Not quite something you would expect of a divine and sinless man. Jesus simply is not above criticism. He makes far more sense if you see him as just another flawed human being with ideas
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Better name would have been “One King, as a treat.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2025
ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
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ICE Releases Gavin Newsom Beheading Video
WASHINGTON—Disseminating grainy footage of the California Democrat meeting his disturbing and bloody end, Immigration and Customs Enforcement released a video Tuesday in which Gov. Gavin Newsom is see...
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Musk texting Trump
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 05/06/2025
I need a Clippy who is on my phone and just says “hey it looks like it’s the end of a long day and you’re about to do stochastic terrorism against the billionaire class and that might get you sent to El Salvador! do you wanna reconsider and just post a pic of your dog?
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Butlerian Jihad, plzkthx
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Gonna bring @oceankeltoi.bsky.social up to the Pentagon and have him host a nice Pagan brunch in the courtyard if this is now the standard.
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Elon stepping back from politics doesn't quite solve this problem. Elon remains who he is, and has done what he has done, regardless of his involvement in politics moving forward. In order to potentially reverse Tesla's downward trend, he would have to step back, or maybe even divest, from Tesla.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Eostre or Ostara sure sound like Easter but has nothing to do with Christians stealing Pagan traditions, except maybe the name. I always go back to the well spring that is @oceankeltoi.bsky.social for the good shit. #easter www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2QV...
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Eostre / Ostara | Who Was the Pagan Easter Goddess?
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Honestly, the snake of Eden in Genesis was pretty cool for giving us the ability to have knowledge and understanding. Underrated character, really. Should be celebrated.
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
so when is Chess going to get a new patch?
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CNN @cnn.com · 10/04/2025
Sen. Bernie Sanders turned to the audience during CNN's town hall with Anderson Cooper to ask if the American health care system is working. The audience included a mix of Democrats, Republicans and Independents.
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
I feel like i have to say this again
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Chrissy Hansen, M.A. @chrissyhans97.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I'm going to solve resource scarcity by telling people not to believe in god. That'll fix it. After all it'll fix "every problem." This kind of myopic, self-obsessed, trauma-dumping masquerading as a social solution is why no one should take antitheists seriously. It is childish self-importance.
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Ocean Keltoi @oceankeltoi.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I've been delighted at the response to my Surt video. It feels good to be back.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
* opens Youtube * sees new @oceankeltoi.bsky.social video Me:
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a woman sitting at a table with a microphone and a cup of coffee
ALT: a woman sitting at a table with a microphone and a cup of coffee
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Prof Caroline Mala Corbin @carolinemalacorbin.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I do have a law degree. Definitely BAD
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