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Nurse D has arriiiiiived

@nursed.bsky.social
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New app, same stupidness you’ve come to love and demand

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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
A very cute doggo friend resting her chin on my knee
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
A bowl of whipped cream…. labeled WEEP CREAM
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/08/2023
Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
A very cute goldendoodle, looking sad
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Just three breathtaking people looking at each other. Bob Ross… Keanu Reeves…. and you
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
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🇵🇸 🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Saw movie that's just jigsaw running around at the last minute trying to get his traps ready
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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
About this time yesterday I harvested my green onions and popped them in the dehydrator. In 24 hours they've already regrown over half an inch! 🌱 These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.
A pot with six green onion stems in it, each one showing a bit of new regrowth after being cut.A small pink bowl with dehydrated bits of green onion in it.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
[roar]
A sweet poochie watching a scary movie. She’s looking back and smiling as a mutant bear is about to rip someone’s face off.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder
A goldendoodle. She is lying completely flat on her left side, facing away from me, but her head… it’s… it’s not only 180 degrees backwards and facing me, but also rotated too so that her head is basically upright and normal in the opposite position that her body is
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 12/07/2023
I did some firefly long exposures and I love how they turned out. These aren't stacked - they're 30 second exposures, so you can follow individual fireflies as they blink along
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Satisfaction 💛
A very cute goldendoodle, eyes closed, getting scritchesSame goldendoodle, still cuteMore scritches, eyes closed, soaking up the love
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NOH8 Campaign @noh8campaign.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
BREAKING: After a landmark Supreme Court ruling, Nepal makes history as the first South Asian country to recognize same-sex marriage #NOH8
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna
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Mistress Matisse @mistressmatisse.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
I hate this so much. But take a tip from a old whore: NEVER write down anything you would not read out loud IN COURT. I’m perfectly serious. Do not, in any fashion, ever put evidence of your intention to commit any type of crime into written form. Not even your own notes. Because: they’ll get them.
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joke nicholson @reallancebass.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
hey siri, what the fuck
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
The next step in the evolution of social media will occur when enough people have Bluesky accounts that nobody gives a shit whether they get banned on Twitter. Imagine the joy of everyone being completely uninhibited
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Wikipedia is not fucking around
Elon Musk 

Ghislaine Maxwell's former boyfriend

Elon Reeve Musk FRS is the investor, CEO, and product architect of Tesla, Inc. and owner and CEO of Twitter, Inc. When he's not making self-driving cars that kill people to satisfy his midlife crisis or dancing like he's trying to get rid of a fly, Musk enjoys diving into his giant vault of emeralds which his family stole from their native South Africa under apartheid. In 2022, Musk acquired social media company Twitter for $44 billion and proposed that users pay $8 a month, to which former girlfriend Grimes responded with
"how about you paying child support." On April 20, 2023, Musk celebrated Adolf Hitler's birthday and the 1999 Columbine High School mass shooting by removing blue checkmarks from all legacy verified accounts on Twitter and blowing up his Space rocket Starship (named after the band known for We Built This City, the shittiest song of all time).  If you say “Elon Musk” three times in the mirror, you will have wasted six
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
The acai is objectively the worst part of an acai bowl
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
The Mummy. Keep Arnold Vosloo as Imhotep.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
Ah yes, a well-thought out plan, putting 16 bags of soil, compost, and manure in my car and then eating 3 hot dogs while basking in the aroma
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Crake 🇵🇸 @crakeex.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
The only thing I don't like about this app so far is that it feels like people actually see my posts instead of just hanging out comfortably in all the noise and that makes me self conscious.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Yesterday I spent a while pulling weeds out of the seams in my driveway and got about halfway done. Today I got a violation letter from the HOA about the weeds in my driveway, so naturally, the rest of the weeds can fucking stay until I am dead
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Welp, time to put the mugs away (I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?)
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
So I haven’t had an ocular migraine in a couple of years…. My area is currently under a pretty severe and sudden thunderstorm, and I just got a whopper of an ocular migraine… apparently barometric pressure can be a trigger??
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Hashtag cocainegate
Headline:  cocaine found in white house while president Biden was awayAustin Powers saying “I don’t even know what this is! This sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby!”
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
One thing they don’t teach you in medical/nursing school is that the past tense of “splint” is “splunt”
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Holly🍉 @nurselawyer.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
News of a 16-year-old boy dying in an industrial accident at a sawmill in Wisconsin has people understandably protesting the rollback of child labor laws. That’s only half of the equation though www.mlive.com/news/2023/07/teen-die…
mlive.com
Teen dies after industrial accident at sawmill near U.P. border
The teen was pronounced dead on July 1.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
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Tara C. Smith @aetiology.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
RFK Jr earned more than $2M last year to lie about vaccines. Follow the money indeed-- how many scientists or physicians make that kind of bank actually helping people? Grifting is lucrative. 🧪
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Childrens Health Defense, Full Filing - Nonprofit Explorer - ProPublica
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Hexcraft (goth bf era) @hexcraft.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
btw new skeeters there are NO dms if you wanna shoot your shot you do it publicly in the town square 🫵
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
First chodecumber of the season 💚
The first cuke I’ve grown in my garden this year. It’s not that long, but this boy is PLUMP
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Livology @livology.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Starting over & just trying to find my people.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
That first post-vacation shit back in your own toilet 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
A photo from vacation last week. I mean… do you fucking believe this is a thing that exists?! Jesus christ
I mean, it’s just a flamingo, but WTF. So pink! So necky! So doofy!
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
Intolerance of nazis is kindness & gentleness.
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don’t stick your dick in that @dontdickthat.bsky.social · 30/06/2023
Would you?
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
I stand with: - Orcas - France - <please add more based shit here>
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