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Nurse D has arriiiiiived

@nursed.bsky.social
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Y’all. My favorite podracer is on Bluesky, this site is getting serious
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster?
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
She is a QUEEN
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia
A very cute doggo friend resting her chin on my knee
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
REPORTING FOR DUTY
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
I bet your other eye feels dirty, that sucks
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 20/08/2023
Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream
A bowl of whipped cream…. labeled WEEP CREAM
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/08/2023
Chess is a game about a powerful woman needing to protect a frail man with extremely limited capabilities
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
No way. Try apricot jelly. 🤌🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
Does that cost extra?
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
She’s moved on, now she wants dinner
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
Hey! 👋🏼 The migration continues 😂
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
“It’s because of pussies like you that we lost Vietnam,” he says to a guy who was 9 when the war ended
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 14/08/2023
We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭
A very cute goldendoodle, looking sad
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I pleaded with them to make the first one 7 or 8 hours per day 3 days a week instead of 4 hours M-F. I could easily hire someone part-time to work 3 full days per week. It would be an impossibility to get someone to drive to work 5 days a week to do 4 hours at a time. Stupid and nonsensical.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I was managing procedural departments at 4 locations. First they added 4 hours of procedures per day at one location… who am I going to hire to work 4 hours M-F??? Then they added 52 hours of procedures at another location and wouldn’t let me hire *anyone* new to cover it. NO THANKS, BYE
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Just three breathtaking people looking at each other. Bob Ross… Keanu Reeves…. and you
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
I need to make a friend who has one of those surface attachments
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
Is there anything better than dogs using pillows?
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
You’re welcome! If you think of it, let me know how it comes out :)
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🇵🇸 🅲🅷🆄🅲🅺 @benigma2017.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
If unemployment numbers are down but people can't afford to live on what they make then all you have really accomplished is increasing wage slavery.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Final note — my 9x13 pot pies took about an hour to cook. The part of the puff pastry that’s in contact with the filling will take longer to crisp up, so don’t be surprised. Just cover the edges and it will eventually get there. Enjoy!! ❤️
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
6) Pour mixture into pie crusts and top with a circle of puff pastry just larger than the crust. Beat an egg and brush onto the surface. 7) Bake for 20-30 minutes or until the puff pastry is golden brown. If the edges get too dark too quickly, cover with aluminum foil and keep baking until done 👇🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
4) Add the chicken broth, cream, and salt/pepper to taste. Once it simmers, add the roux (butter/flour) and WHISK until incorporated. Boil a few minutes until thickened. 5) Add chicken/peas/corn and remove from heat. If you want, you can do all of the above in advance and save the mixture. 👇🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
1) Preheat oven to 375. 2) melt 1/2 stick butter in a small saucepan. Whisk in flour and cook on low heat 2-3 minutes. Reserve this mixture. 3) Melt the other 1/2 stick butter in a pot. Add garlic/onion/carrot/celery and saute on medium for 5 minutes 👇🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
INGREDIENTS: - 1 stick butter, halved - 1/2c flour - 2 lbs cooked chicken (rotisserie is good), chunked - 3c chicken broth - 1c heavy cream - 1 cup chopped carrots - 1/2 cup chopped celery - 1/2c diced onion - 1tsp chopped garlic - 1c frozen peas - 1c frozen corn - 2 sheets puff pastry - 1 egg 👇🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
Absolutely! Coming right up. FWIW, this recipe makes enough for one 9x13 dish, but it’s a pain to work with purchased puff pastry sheets on a 9x13 - the size is all wrong - so I’m probably going to just buy 2 pie crusts and put puff pastry on top of both next time. 👇🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Mine - some sort of benedict plate… an Italian prosciutto and a pork chile verde. Surprisingly cheap 🫢 Yours looks awesome too!
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
I totally thought about doing this too. No reason not to… it would be delicious. Maybe with some toasty buttered bread to dip?? 🤤
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Mine goes the entire day without eating, and then I wake up every morning to an explosion of ramen wrappers and noodle debris, cereal bowls, and the remains of every leftover in the fridge 😑
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Moi?
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Dirty holes with excess overgrowth 🫢
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
A very real threat to the lives of those playing cornhole on the roof
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
The best
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Totally agree. After everything they’ve put out, Super Disco Breakin’ and the Negotiation Limerick File remain two of my favorite BB songs
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
We need more avian social and mental health services
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Saw movie that's just jigsaw running around at the last minute trying to get his traps ready
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Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
About this time yesterday I harvested my green onions and popped them in the dehydrator. In 24 hours they've already regrown over half an inch! 🌱 These are just store bought ones that I've regrown several times now. I think I'm gonna get two more bunches of them and fill the rest of the pot.
A pot with six green onion stems in it, each one showing a bit of new regrowth after being cut.A small pink bowl with dehydrated bits of green onion in it.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
[roar]
A sweet poochie watching a scary movie. She’s looking back and smiling as a mutant bear is about to rip someone’s face off.
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Vibes sent ✌🏼
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
He already did that in interstellar
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Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
What happened?
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