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E. Zine Carroll

@fairplay-2024.bsky.social
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Look out Moon, America's gonna getcha Gonna go kaboom, was nice to have met cha 'Cause you don't mess around with God's America

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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@driftglass.bsky.social Did they finally clone David Brooks??
From The Onion: “New York Times Announces New Columnist Will Contribute Nothing To Society 3 Times A Week”
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
My phone is turned off - I’m on my WiFi, which goes off in ten days.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My dear friend is REALLY struggling. I know we all are, but any help you can give means the world.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
This is so embarrassing. I was doing well a year ago. Lost my job, no income since. I’m $22 from losing my apartment. $900 to hold onto my car. $350 to keep my phone. Need cat food $. Interviewing but job won’t come in time. Anything sent will be returned when working. Sorry. 😥
Venmo QR for @E-Zine
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
President JD Vance to address the nation in ten minutes
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Look, they said that there's no Epstein list, and I have zero reason to disbelieve them. When Donald Trump and Ritchie Torres agree, it must be true. Just stop talking about it now, questions answered!
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Eileen is a Trojan horse Republican, running as a Democrat. Her entire campaign so far could have been run remotely from DC, because she has ZERO ties to CO-4.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Hey everyone in NYC! Vote Cuomo or your grandparents won’t die!
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Sometimes the Colorado skies offer up some beauty.
A panoramic photo showing a green field, a rainbow, mammatus clouds, and the setting sun.
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Trisha Calvarese @trisha4co.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The billionaire bromance break-up doesn't change the fact that Lauren Boebert voted to cut Medicaid and collapse rural hospitals in our district to give them both the biggest tax cut in history. I'm running for lower costs and better care for all. Follow, RT, pitch in. LFG.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I took a photo of Lauren Boebert today and it looks like she has a monster hand
A photo of Lauren Boebert with a monster hand
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Trisha Calvarese @trisha4co.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
We are on the brink of curing diseases like pancreatic cancer thanks to decades of public investment. My own mom died of pancreatic cancer. Those cures belong to all of us. We're not going to let Lauren Boebert hold us back now. I'm running for the love and care of all mothers. Today and every day.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Trisha is the candidate with the path to victory and the ability to walk it. Please consider giving her some support and clicks (and donations).
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Father, can I tell your congregation how a resurrection REALLY FEELS?
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Gottheimer AND Torres? This plane had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Plane with at least 6 House members clipped by aircraft on taxiway at Reagan National Airport near D.C.
DCA was the scene of a midair collision 2½ months ago that killed 67 people.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Trump vows that the tariffs will eliminate all income taxes by killing all US jobs.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The ones that we've known longest can pull us down the strongest.
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Craig Finn - Fletcher's (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by CraigFinnVEVO
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Been in this apartment for 4 1/2 months and I’ve enjoyed how peaceful and calm I’ve made my surroundings. Now I realize that half of that is thanks to the people who did not move with me.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Mom: "We have a young, attractive member of Congress at home." At home:
Lauren Boebert looking like a Mrs. Potato Head ghoul
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Fascists are so delightful. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Republican who introduced Trump derangement syndrome bill arrested for soliciting a minor
Minnesota state senator Justin Eichorn allegedly traveled to meet a 17-year-old he thought he’d met online, but was instead a cop posing as minor
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Today at work
The Leprechaun from the eponymous movie, holding a bottle of whiskey on his head to signal he has a hangover
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
This could either be the most delicious flavor ever or thickened water.
Amazon listing: Watermelon Flavor Concentrate.
unflavored
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Microsoft: commits to spend $80 billion on AI. The results speak for themselves. It’s like we’re living in the 23rd century. This scene would’ve been unimaginable just five years ago. www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2gds7yE/ @edzitron.com
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The Copilot app is here to help.
TikTok video by Microsoft Copilot
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
First they kidnapped Mahmoud Khalil. But 14 Democrats signed a letter asking them not to, so nothing progressed any further.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
News: Trump tax of 50% on building materials part of plan to destroy economy, allow the wealthy to accumulate cheap assets.
Trump raises Canadian steel, aluminum tariffs to 50% in retaliation for Ontario energy duties
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Gotta get ready for my volunteer shift guarding the cybertruck down at our local Tesla dealership so that no one spray paints a penis on it.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
My cat’s face every time he hears Hakeem Jeffries say something.
Bobby the cat (white Sphynx) making an “are you fucking kidding me?” face.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Me: "Hey, I got pretty good sleep last night. Slept later than normal." Me, ten seconds later: "Oh, Daylight Saving Time, you dumb fuck."
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Has AI finally gone too far?
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Could someone explain why this disgusting asshole is sitting at a desk with the drawers facing OUTWARD?
Trump meeting with. A child in the local Office. He is sitting at a desk with the drawers facing away from him, the opposite of how desks are used.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Old Argentinian man sleeps overnight in Rome.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I put up blackout curtains in my bedroom today and look how great it looks in here now!!
A solid black image. (It actually is a photo in my bedroom with my new curtains.)
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Me: “I’ve just replaced the carbon filter in your fountain so that you have the freshest, cleanest water!” My cat:
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ugh. Really tied one on with my cats last night.
A bag of Mini Eggs, a bag of Temptations cat treats, and a bottle of catnip spray
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I just watched a show on ID Network about an owl who killed a woman. The case went to a pellet court.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Not all sociopaths are libertarians, but all libertarians are sociopaths.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Has Pete Hegseth been living up to his promise to stop drinking?
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
He who saves room for dessert does not violate any law.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Just turned on the radio to hear Rabbi Joe Potasnik refer to all Palestinians that Israel has held without charge, tortured, and raped as “terrorists.” Words have meaning, and this is an absolutely repulsive accusation.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
And every year, we all get to sing “Happy birthday to Tu Youyou…”
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Don't get him wrong and don't get him mad. He might be a father, but he sure ain't a dad.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Thousands of football fans slaughtered, incinerated in an attempt to eradicate the Super Bowl flu.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The best way to save billions of taxpayer dollars involves Musk, a locked garage, and an internal combustion engine.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The best discovery of my life was that I can use iMazing to transfer music to and from my iPhone, so I don't have to struggle with Apple Music or iTunes or whatever they're calling the worst-written app on earth this month.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Just two more Super Bowls and the Eagles will be the first team to threepeat.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If Musk tries to expose your agency and fails, he will buy you a horse to cover it up.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Imagine hating me when I'm just sitting at home, spreading vicious, unfounded rumors on the Internet.
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E. Zine Carroll @fairplay-2024.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I can’t believe the parliamentarian is allowing him to do all this.
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