Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024What if you left her, but instead you stole the hard of hearing whizzmaster? 110
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 15/11/2024All right, let’s give this bsky thing another shot. Y’all promise me we’re going to do better here than they’re doing over on musk’s dipshitopia 1140
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Seen with my very own eyes this morning… weep cream 2120
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023This is what the picture looks like with the civilization omitted. It’s a keeper 020
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 16/08/2023Could have been a really pretty sunrise picture if not for human civilization fucking it up 280
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 14/08/2023We were dogsitting her bff for the weekend and now she’s sad that her friend went back home 😭 150
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 10/08/2023Pressure washing your driveway is one of those things that seems fun and satisfying when you watch it in a timelapse on tiktok, but in reality it’s loud, annoying, and time-consuming. I present to you the fruits of a full hour of standing in the sun 210
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 08/08/2023Is there anything better than dogs using pillows? 010
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023Mine - some sort of benedict plate… an Italian prosciutto and a pork chile verde. Surprisingly cheap 🫢 Yours looks awesome too! 010
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/08/2023Made a couple of pot pies last night. Absolutely delicious, and, except for the puff pastry on top, a super inexpensive recipe to make. I use the chicken and veggie scraps to make my own stock. Will share the recipe if anyone is interested 250
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 13/07/2023How this dog achieves positions like this without breaking something is a medical wonder 050
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 11/07/2023IMO “Holds its form” is not even in the top 5 objectives when making lasagna 130
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 09/07/2023I could probably spend a year having this response psychoanalyzed 010
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 06/07/2023Welp, time to put the mugs away (I’m…. not the only one who does this, right?) 030
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023A photo from vacation last week. I mean… do you fucking believe this is a thing that exists?! Jesus christ 070
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 02/07/2023One of my favorite things about gambling is the moment in roulette where they gather up all the chips from all the losing bets and just fucking flush them down the black hole of regret 😂 120
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 24/06/2023I caught a 2-minute video of these little guys last year. Positively adorable little cheeping as they walked by just a few feet in front of me. I know you see this stuff all the time, but seeing these guys (as well as the other Florida wildlife) was a highlight of the 6 months I spent there ❤️ 110
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 13/06/2023This is a photo from the new Broadway adaptation of The Rock 130
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 12/06/2023It was this wholesomely stupid banger of a tweet. Made a few antivaxxers mad, gained like 4000 followers 😬 110
Nurse D has arriiiiiived @nursed.bsky.social · 11/06/2023Gonna take this opportunity on bluesky to re-try some of my tweets that should have gone viral on the other app but didn’t. Heh heh heh, fame & notoriety, here I fuckin come 120
