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Steven Gill

@nukethestars.bsky.social
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Published author, professional artist, electronic musician and DJ, handpan player, former StarCraft commentator, bird photographer guy, lover of all things niche and ridiculous. He/him. Read my messed-up book: amzn.to/3ZS9znt

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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This weekend, I saw one of my absolute favorite bands (Elder Island), met and chatted with one of the band members, and afterwards had maybe the best pizza I’ve ever tasted. You’re alright, Detroit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
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Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'll bet one of the Ghidorah heads curses like a sailor.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why are they trying to make StarCraft look epic? StarCraft is supposed to be funny. ...oh wait, never mind. The release date is extremely funny. #StarCraft
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No matter how bad things get in your life, just remember that there is ALWAYS another Godzilla around the corner.
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What’s an example of perfect casting?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/09/2026
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job theonion.com/smoke-alarm-sick-of-be…
Smoke Alarm Sick Of Being Yelled At For Doing Its Job
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: people standing at the barrier for a race track, watching as the cars race around the bend toward them. A man says, “here he comes… MACH 5 MONKEY!” Panel 2: in a split second moment which feels like an eternity, Mach 5 Monkey (a mandrill wearing sunglasses, steering the car with his foot) passes by and glances over his shades at an attractive young woman in the crowd. Panel 3: as the cars veer away, kicking up wind and dust, the crowd goes bananas. The young woman blushes and thinks, “he looked at me…”
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Would you get their autograph?
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two bored-looking giant alien lice from the movie Cloverfield are sitting at a table with a paper coffee cup and a newsletter signup sheet on it. One louse is on its phone, the other sighs. Panel 2: the lice are sitting at a booth for celebrity signings at a fan convention (called Kooky Con). Seated at the tables on either side of the lice are actors Susan Sarandon and Ke Huy Quan. Each of the other celebrities are chatting with a line of fans at their respective tables. The lice gaze into space.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The End of Oak Street is one of the stupidest movies I’ve ever seen, but it reaches unintentional comedic perfection to the point where I couldn’t see anything through laugh tears. Four stars.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bwahaha, I’ve been secretly creating a shrimp tank for months, and now it’s too late for anyone to stop me!
My aquarium full of live plants, rocks, driftwood, and a colony of caridina shrimp.A crystal red caridina shrimp.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
not to be confused with quesadilla
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From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Not to be confused with Quesadilla.
Ķ (k-cedilla) is the 17th letter of the Latvian alphabet.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Four panel comic. Panel 1: a grey alien emerges from its UFO in front of a crowd of people standing below. The alien says, “earthlings… surrender now… we are—“ Panel 2: the first alien is interrupted by a second, different species of squid-like alien emerging from its ship. The second alien says, “humans! Prepare for—“ Panel 3: the two aliens quickly notice each other, looking surprised. Panel 4: the two aliens are laughing hysterically with their arms around each other amicably, each pointing to the other in a joking manner. This is the third time this has happened. A small group of onlooking humans stand behind them uncomfortably.
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This was a great final, btw.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Waking from a dream and immediately typing “Does The Sopranos have dinosaurs?” into a search bar isn’t my proudest moment, but I did learn that there’s a character named Dino.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have a song to sing
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two waiters stand in front of an empty lobster tank. The first waiter says, “I think the lobster got out.” The second waiter exclaims, “WHAT!?” Panel 2: the second waiter, lowering his hands from his face in dawning realization, says, “uh oh…” Panel 3: the lobster is seated at the piano under spotlight, in front of several restaurant goers who seem enraptured by the lobster’s playing. The two waiters can only watch.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bakery in my hometown knows how to get people in the door.
Sugar Pie Bakery advertises that their cookies won’t give people parasites.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/07/2026
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting theonion.com/man-binge-watches-enti…
Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
BREAKING: Obsidian Entertainment is making a big pivot as part of the Xbox restructuring. It has laid off a quarter of its staff, canceled a planned sequel to Avowed, and is now beginning work on a new Fallout game, according to people familiar with the plans www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Microsoft’s Xbox to Shift Obsidian Studio to New ‘Fallout’ Video Game
The game maker is also canceling a planned sequel to last year’s ‘Avowed’
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
new dune trailer, so reupping important info
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching a fireworks show while a thunderstorm rolls in has finally convinced me: Lightning > fireworks Sorry, it's just way cooler looking. #4thofJuly
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
wait
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A nurse told me I didn’t look 40 at all, and he thought I was his age (21). Can you tip nurses?
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Once Upon A Time On The Internet @newgroundsdoc.newgrounds.com · 13/06/2026
MARIO TWINS is now 25 YEARS OLD!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/06/2026
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan theonion.com/olive-garden-unveils-n…
Olive Garden Unveils New ‘We Invented Spaghetti’ Slogan
Restaurant Hopes To Impress With Look Back At Famous Pasta’s Origins
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M.R. Robinson @mruthrobinson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you have ever emailed a writer to let them know you enjoyed something they wrote, you are among the noblest and best and most saintly in this entire world, and I hope you sleep really well tonight.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chrysalis hangs from a branch in a tree. Panel 2: inside the chrysalis is a small room. A caterpillar is sitting on the floor looking exhausted and frustrated with its head in its hand. Scattered on the floor around the caterpillar are large parts of butterfly wings in boxes like pieces of furniture that require assembly, and an electric drill, and a beer.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Just my usual Saturday night polka party with @alyankovic.bsky.social
Weird Al plays the accordion at a show in Charleston, WV.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a wraith with a long scythe floats over a reflective pool on a surreal, desolate landscape with many moons. There are two guys in sunglasses looking at him blankly. The wraith solemnly says to the guys, “welcome… to the edge of eternity.” Panel 2: one of the guys is taking a photo on his phone of the other guy, who is smiling and posed in front of the landscape, giving a chill “hang loose” 🤙 hand signal. Both of the dudes are wearing fanny packs and the one posing for the picture is wearing a Messi Argentina jersey. The wraith, looking mildly annoyed, says, “stop that.”
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s a great day for weirdos everywhere. #BoardsOfCanada #NewRelease youtu.be/KdGiqX3xwB8?...
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Boards of Canada - Father and Son
YouTube video by brenshack
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John E Warren 🤠🐝♿️ @floppyadult.com · 29/05/2026
Blue Origin static fire creates one of the wildest explosions I've ever seen.
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If anyone knows what to look like or what to say or how to stand correctly, let me know
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
‘Bout time! I can wait 12 years for a DLC, but 13 would have been pushing it.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I crave destruction and chaos.
A pack of Uno No Mercy.
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Steven Gill @nukethestars.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I switched to DuckDuckGo a couple years ago, and the only time I even remember Google exists is when I see an enshittification story.
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Andrea Luck @andrealuck.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Mars - Clouds over Terra Cimmeria - ESA Mars Express HRSC Full size 5k image: flic.kr/p/2sdpsHP 🔭🧪 Credit: ESA/DLR/FUBerlin/AndreaLuck CC BY 2025-07-24 South is up HR211_0000 ND3+GR3+BL3
A close view of Mars from orbit, showing a dusty reddish surface covered in impact craters, with thin whitish high altitude clouds stretching along the upper limb of the planet against black space.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/05/2026
Cannes Jury Sneaks Off To Watch ‘Mortal Kombat II’
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