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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It had to be a mistake, but today, September 27, I saw a Chicago city bus whose manifest read “SEASONS GREETINGS” with images of Santa in his sleigh, reindeer, and candy canes.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A lot has been made of Elizabeth Holmes’s admittedly unusual speaking voice, but watching the trailer for the upcoming Lance Oppenheimer doc about her I found Nathan Fielder’s voice so insufferably unlistenable that if I don’t watch the movie it will be because of him. His voice is worse than hers.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

See also: Trump literally hugging the flag

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Jonathan Edwards @jontofski.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

John Coltrane. Born 100 years ago today. Acrylic, ink and pencil.

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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Wishing you a magical autumn equinox! 🍂 🎨 Abby Jacobs

Painting depicting an autumnal scene. There are trees with orange, red and yellow foliage, and a cottage with smoke coming out of the chimney.

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AheadByEcho @aheadbyecho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Honest to fuck, America shouldn't be this difficult.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Clavicular sits around like this? Has he ever heard of wearing pants that fucking fit? These look like his aunt’s capri pants.

An idiot whose pants hike up so high when he sits down the entirety of his tall socks are shown and then several inches of exposed skin are shown above that. It looks like he’s wearing a woman’s capri pants, and he’s supposed to be the bastion of masculinity.

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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

For 33 years, McConnell has voted against family and medical leave for working Americans. Then he disappears from the Senate for 92 days and keeps collecting his full paycheck. Apparently, paid leave is only a problem when someone else gets it.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My father somehow got 100 copies of this and arranged to give them to all my schoolmates and kids went wild with glee

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

It rained on me as I walked to work and a Scientologist started shit with me 50 steps from my office. The kind of day when sitting at my desk working will be an improvement.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 15/09/2026

Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals

God, it was good to let go, let the tight mask fall off, and the bewildered, chaotic fragments pour out.
It was the purge, the catharsis.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I intend to go my entire life without ever seeing The Princess Bride

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Ed Sheeran has always been a corporate clown.

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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Pete Hegseth is the guy at the bar who calls you a lesbian because you won’t let him buy you a drink

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I have an extremely dim memory of this, the kind that’s so dim that I may have only seen an ad In a comic book for it once for five seconds

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

That’s it. I’m joining AARP.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

On 9/11, my boss said “I know it’s a national tragedy, but you don’t get paid to surf the internet” as we desperately looked for information about if Chicago would be next while also in shock about New York.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I can’t believe that maladjusted emo brat stuffed in a stupid blue suit is Vice President.

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Jay @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It really sucks that collectively as a country we’ve spent most of the 25 years after 9/11 being the absolute worst versions of ourselves

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If you made software not intended to kill everyone and now you think it might kill everyone that sounds like a product liability issue. You should go fix it and stop bothering me

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.

Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her school

Norman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine.

Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

It’s finally occurred to me after watching umpteen dozen of her films that Isabelle Huppert may be my favorite actor. She could be in a student film washing dishes in silence and it would be worthwhile.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I could write a book about my weird jobs, most of which happened before I was 21, but one that I love talking about is scorekeeper for a women’s bowling tournament.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Who is the creep on untappd who toasts me within five minutes every time I have a Miller High Life

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Fell asleep watching a movie; had intricate dream that the player kept spitting out the Blu-ray so I left and checked into a hotel to see if the room had a player the disc would work in. Rained & had traffic problems on way. Woke up in real life, movie was still playing, and I’d missed 30 minutes.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

1. Attain weight-loss threshold that has dogged me for over a year 2. Run for cabinet containing chips and other salty snacks

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My cat is not doing well. I remember the last time she did something naughty; I was so irritated, and I snapped at her. I’d pay more money than I have if she could feel well enough to do something naughty again.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Another day, another 18 people posting AI slop claiming it’s an Edward Hopper painting.

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Alan @gammacounter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I love the string & washer envelope closure. So satisfying to unlock and (especially) to wind it shut. Been around in this specific embodiment for at least 100 years. Long may it last.

Photo of one of those enter Office mail envelopes focusing on the above mentioned string and Washer or sometimes called string and button closure device, the string and the buttons are color

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/09/2026

This iconic 1971 photo of Gloria Steinem and Dorothy Pitman Hughes has always said so much without saying a word. Two women. Two raised fists. One shared fight for equality. Dorothy passed in 2022. Now Gloria is gone too. Two giants who helped change America. Rest in power, Gloria. ✊🏼✊🏾

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Erin Davisson 🌲 @erindeenews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

As the world mourns Dolly Parton, revisiting Gloria Steinem’s tribute to the country music legend, originally published in the January 1987 issue, when Parton was named one of Ms. magazine’s Women of the Year. @msmagazine.com

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Dolly Parton’s Unique Feminist Power, as Told by Gloria Steinem (January 1987)

Woman of the Year Dolly Parton’s Unique Feminist Power, as Told by Gloria Steinem (From the January 1987 issue of Ms. Magazine)

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 03/09/2026

The feminist movement was never a threat to men. Secure men have always understood that. They stood beside women, fought for equality, and some proudly called themselves feminists too. If women having equal power feels like oppression to you, feminism isn’t the problem.

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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gloria Steinem died with fewer rights than she had during her lifetime. That fact needs to be front and centre of every media report, every dedication, every discussion of her death.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I tried to tell a Clara Peller/“Where’s the Beef” story today at work and things ground immediately to a halt as if a 200-year-old man had begun speaking.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If Time magazine still existed in print and had guts, just imagine—they could do a take-off of their famed, revolutionary 1966 cover reading “Is God Dead?” with the same font, design, etc., this time reading “Is Mitch Dead?”

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christina @formeresq.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m done optimizing my life to increase productivity

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Shayne Mathis @metalshayne.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My job involves looking at a lot of marketing budgets for album releases and I frequently find myself wondering how minor European metal bands can afford $2000 for Spotify and IG ads. Then I remember other countries give musicians grants and stipends because they understand art is important.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

People misspelling “Banksy,” showing AI slop, saying it’s him. People posting HomeGoods mass-produced stuff, saying it’s Edward Hopper. Every day I see this junk here. I know we’re not all art critics, but I wish we all could be a little more discerning.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

In my mind, since her death Dolly Parton is already in an echelon just below Abraham Lincoln and possibly even above Johnny Cash. I don’t make either of these comparisons lightly. Those guys are both longtime heroes of mine.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I don’t do it often, but had to duck into a major fast-food chain for a utilitarian lunch (the one that serves veggie burgers). I was shocked when my meal was $17, but flabbergasted when the woman ahead of me got lunch for herself and two kids and it was $60.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dick of the day. A bike lane in Chicago.

A giant pickup truck parked in a bike lane, blocking it entirely, with smashed bollards nearby.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Dolly Parton might be the coolest person of all time. I wouldn’t be surprised to see her holding her own with Sonic Youth or Public Enemy. Warhol liked her. I bet she could’ve made Bob Dylan blush.

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noyoucmon @noyoucmon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I’ve already muted “I was today years old,” but apparently I have to also mute the even more nonsensical “I was today days old” because people are increasingly saying THAT

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