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NotShakespeare stole my handle and doesn't even use it! So now I am NotShakespeareBsky because I'm not on ex-twitter or LiveJournal anymore. He/him

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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 13h
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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Kermit Puppet and Vampire Segment
Alt: Kermit the frog has vampire teeth showing and he quickly bites Vincent Price.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I suspect @sarahtaber.bsky.social has a few opinions about this article.
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CE (Catie) Murphy @cemurphy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just click through with no further context 😅
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Great chance to post my all-time favorite headline
The Radium Water Worked Fine Until His Jaw Came Off
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking at pictures of girls is so gay.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think the visual of the eggs puts it in the lead.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As an old dog, apparently I can still learn new tricks.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Years ago, a player called to say they’d be late to our RPG game. She said that her parents were evil, they were making waffles from scratch so she had to stay and eat them. Thus began the group’s long debate on which breakfast foods were the most evil.
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Adam Keiper @adamkeiper.com · 26/09/2026
A #BlueskyLullaby for tonight: Since yesterday would have been the 90th birthday of the late Jim Henson, and since today marks one month since Dolly Parton died, here they are singing a duet (with Henson voicing Kermit the Frog) on Dolly's variety show in 1987. See you around.
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Dolly Parton & Kermit The Frog – “Everyday People” from 'Dolly' episode 5 (1987)
YouTube video by Jason Kottke
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Hoot Mahoney @chainicin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social
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Marshall Ryan Maresca @mrmaresca.com · 24/09/2026
Counts.
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Farscape Title Sequence Ben Browder John Crichton Wormhole Moya D'Argo Claudia Black
ALT: Farscape Title Sequence Ben Browder John Crichton Wormhole Moya D'Argo Claudia Black
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
90 years ago today, Jim Henson was born. Should this be Talk like a Muppet Day?
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
90 years ago today, Jim Henson was born. Should this be Talk like a Muppet Day?
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
300+ Wendy's restaurants file bankruptcy because Trump's tariffs have made beef too expensive www.themirror.com/lifestyle/fo...
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Wendy's faces 300 closures across 15 states due to crippling beef prices
One of the largest franchisees operating 314 outposts of Wendy's across the country filed for bankruptcy partially due to record-high beef prices linked to Trump's tariffs and agricultural issues
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Complex Oscillator @mfelps.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I have a joke about Hero System but first I'll need to walk you through some points.
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Your daily affirmation: If the universe is infinite, then that leaves a lot of room for your nonsense and tomfoolery.
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Arkady Martine | Dr. AnnaLinden Weller @byzantienne.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
new cat! new cat!
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Owen K.C. Stephens (He/Him) @owenkcstephens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*Hands trans person fireproof gloves while spreading gas around this shit.*
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Turn it to 11
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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Don't make me boil an egg. You wouldn't like me when I boil an egg" THE INEDIBLE YOLK
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Don't make me duel with banjos. You wouldn't like me when I duel with banjos" THE INCREDIBLE FOLK
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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Tsun. All Tsun. @alltsunnodere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you see this, could you please reskeet it? I want to test something.
Maya rolled over on the back of the couch
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
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Man in Full Body Cast in Wheelchair
Alt: A man in full body cast in a wheelchair
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Look, I'm not saying it is true, just that I read some people talking about it.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Doing this a few times has reinforced my opinion that life was terrible until very recently.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Great - now I have to find that West Wing clip.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There are a couple questions that I answered what I call them now. Growing up on a dead-end road with a sign saying "this is not a town highway" I never had a name for the strip of grass between the sidewalk and road. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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How Y’all, Youse and You Guys Talk (Published 2024)
What does the way you speak say about where you’re from? Answer all the questions below to see your personal dialect map.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Does anyone else think that now is the time to remake They Live?
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Does making the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia not close their museum count as frivolous?
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with five artists you've seen at least twice: Jill Sobule Suzanne Vega Marillion Colin Hay Thomas Dolby
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Drop some ROBOTS
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Twiki Buck Rogers
Alt: Twiki and Dr. Theopolis (resting on the desk) from the series Buck Rogers in the 25th Century (1979-1981). Dr. Theopolis is the shape of a round clock with flashing lights. Inside the Twiki costume is 'little person' Felix Silla. The costume is all silver with the a classic retro vibe.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Donnie Dunkin
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: 11 Monkeys
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One of the more obscure facts I remember about Dolly Parton is this: just like Star Trek would not exist without Lucille Ball, Buffy would not exist without Dolly Parton. She was a silent producer of the movie and show. That's why Buffy Summers has the same birthday as Dolly: January 19.
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry.
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Frank N Furter Dancing - Rhps
Alt: A gif of Tim Curry dancing as Frank N Furter Dancing in the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Such famously politically neutral positions as backing gay marriage and personally funding COVID-19 vaccine development.
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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"We should never forget that Dolly Parton chose not to be a billionaire."
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hear me out: The John F. Kennedy and Dolly Parton Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(3/3) Dolly called and asked if there was any way to help with this tragedy. Abumrad replied she was on a vaccine research team but it was expensive and they were still seeking grants. When Dolly heard this she replied "Well I have money" and donated $1m. Abumrad's team produced the Moderna vaccine.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Like Yellow Submarine
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We live in an age of miracles 🧵:
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
BUTLERIAN JIHAD NOW
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BREAKING NEWS

JUDITH BUTLER BEGINS HOLY WAR

QUOTED AS SAYING "THE AGE OF THINKING MACHINES IS AT AN END"
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Indigo Girls: Either way you’re bound to spill it.
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TheFowlerRobert @thefowlerrobert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Optimist: the glass is half full Pessimist: the glass is half full Fremen: that is what's left of my brother *sob (but dry tears because, Dune)
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Jen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
BREAKING: It made the final cut. Congratulations, Michigan, you might have the best voting sticker of 2026.
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Not Shakespeare @notshakespearebsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fozzy Bear sings the Proclaimers’s 500 miles
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