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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 14h

Now I'm never going to see an Esther Vs Cilla bitch fight

mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19h

Re: Flydubai pilot stabbing etc. Passengers/crew/standby pilots broke into the cockpit to help - I thought that shouldn't be possible these days??

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David Simpkin @simplerdave.bsky.social · 23h

Cruel, but funny, and well worth 1 minute 44 seconds of your time. (Sound up recommended for the full effect)

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Can someone please go to Sheffield and put 50p in the meter?

A screenshot of https://www.northernpowergrid.com/power-cuts-map showing a huge power outage in Sheffield

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Smells that are quintessentially British - Scotch Egg gas

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

'Do you like the new Labia app?' 'Nae it's pure gash' *turn to camera*

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Elections must be awful for paedos, the only time they get to go inside a school and no kids there. It's just taunting them really.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Living so close to Fairford is actually quite nice, it's just one of the potential nuclear targets around me and ensures that I'll be glass within seconds of any major war

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Trying to decide if the Fairford diesel thief theory is a bit 'we went to Salisbury for the cathedral' or not

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Bread Pudding is different from Bread and Butter Pudding and is the superior option

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's an excellent bit in Mhairi Black's recent RHLSTP / RHEFP podcast appearance where she talks about the impact that Farage et al is having and that it's normalised right wing extremism for the foreseeable future by shifting the whole UK political landscape and no-one wants to address it

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I still miss Susan Calman's Armchair Detectives, it was a cosy 2017 game show with the shittest acting ever but was so compelling

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Just out of urgent care, appears I broke my ribs falling in the shower. Isn't that nice.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Feminize a band name La Tiger (Yes I am patting myself on the back for the french gender thing)

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Filter - Take a Picture is still the best song about getting so drunk on a plane that you strip naked and have to be restrained by cabin crew

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I still pronounce them Stair-ee-off-onics because Chris Moyles or Mark and Lard said that in the late 90s

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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"why would I deceive you?"

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Have reached the 'slip over in the shower' period of my life. Might as well end it now.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Normalise having a squeegee next to leather sofas so you can swish off the bum sweat during heat waves

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Hey Crofty, I don't think you know what 'inverting' means #Formula1

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

'he was a decorated war hero' ... 'risked my life fighting the enemy and then got wallpapered and a face full of white emulsion'

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sainsbury's are bringing out a mince pie advent calendar on Nov 1st!

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I love Aerosmith's "Amazing" for all the reasons. The video is a microcosm of what we thought VR would be, shows how awful CDROM interfaces were, has Alicia Silverstone in it (phwoar), a 3 minute cocaine fuelled guitar solo and Steven Tyler's nuts clamped warbling www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSmO...

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Aerosmith - Amazing (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by AerosmithVEVO

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I think a lot of this can be traced back to Farmville and MafiaWars on Facebook. I don't know how or why that's significant but it is and it's all their fault.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Just remembered the mid 2000s term 'Roasting' to mean sexual assault by a gang of footballers. Roast battle takes on quite a new meaning with that.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sat down at my computer and the hamster was staring up at me from the floor. Lil bastard had escaped from it's enormous cage and was having an explore.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Doom scrolling at 4am and find out that not only is Big Brother still a thing but jedward are on it and a race row has been kicking off

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You wake up, it is 2070, everything is chicken, all is fried, from horizon to horizon, chicken, everywhere. You hear a distant gleeful moo. Cow has won. Cow has won.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just remembered telethons, man we used to watch whatever was on telly back in the day

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why is it so fucking hot still? It's a month until bonfire night, when we usually freeze our bums off, and it's still stupid degrees outside with no clouds.

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Bertie Bob @zenbass.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The dildo of consequences seldom arrives lubed

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Take some time to dust your wets tonight.

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

When was the last time YOU saw a bowler hat?

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are things peng any more? What about poggers? Safe? Digital? Wicked? Skill?

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

'what is it? ' 'a screen free smart watch' 'then it's not a smart watch is it' 'yes it is, it does everything other smart watches do, just without a screen' 'so how do you check the time?' 'you want a watch that shows the time??'

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mathewsmith.bsky.social @mathewsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026