Reposted by Juliechris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/12/2023Are you sexually active? No, I am sexually lethargic. 35022
Reposted by JulieShenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Was I kind today? Did I make a difference? Is someone’s day better because of me? Did I open a portal into another dimension releasing a nameless, ageless evil? Did I speak truth? Did I stay positive? 524987
Reposted by Julietolgamert.nl @handle.invalid · 13/07/2023The human body is 70% water. We are basically cucumbers with anxiety. 26703176
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 08/07/2023The universe glitched when I bought one of my old tweets printed on a towel in Altar’d State and now I’m in a completely different dimension. 0124
Reposted by Juliedr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 02/07/2023People following you here who followed you on twitter feels very “in every timeline, in every universe, I will find you and love you.” 272037662
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 27/06/2023Tried to trim my dog’s nails and accidentally went too short and now I have a guilt complex and a dog who still needs her nails trimmed 040
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 18/06/2023A Father’s Day cheers to everyone whose father’s behavior taught you what type of people to avoid 🥂 040
Reposted by JulieEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 09/06/2023My 10 year plan is to wait 9 years 11 months & then absolutely slay 8527155
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 16/06/2023There comes a moment in every woman’s life where she realizes Cinderella isn’t about being saved by a price - it’s about a dad who allows his daughter to become a slave so he can get laid. 1113
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 02/06/2023We’ve now reached the, “Sorry, it’s too hot to do anything,” portion of my year - not to be confused with the seasons of -Sorry, it’s too rainy to do anything -Sorry, it’s too cold to do anything -Sorry, there’s too much pollen to do anything 0101
Reposted by Juliespooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/06/2023you can't be good at posting and have any control over your life, its like oil and water 2586
Reposted by JulieTrey @treydayway.bsky.social · 20/05/2023This feels like Twitter years before Melon took over 0195
Reposted by JulieBrett @brettryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2023I came here to kick ass and take names, and I already forgot your names. 0143
Reposted by JulieBrett @brettryan.bsky.social · 18/05/2023If I were in the army, my job title would be General Anxiety. 241
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 11/05/2023I can’t breathe through my nose but I’m hyped up on energy drinks and spite, so yeah, I’d say my day is going fine. 041
Reposted by JulieRoyotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social · 08/05/2023guys will be like “u dont know what i’ve been through” then just describe the consequences of their own actions. 074
Reposted by Julietate @50firsttates.bsky.social · 03/05/2023me: *pulls into gas station* google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing 415334
Reposted by JulieRoyotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social · 07/05/2023i’m done with unimaginable horrors, it’s time for a nice incomprehensible duck. 041
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 04/05/2023Sometimes I just want to say, “Great job!” and be positive but I’m always thwarted by professional ethics since someone would have to actually do something correctly for me to say it. 171
Reposted by JulieChinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 04/05/2023"i could fix him" big whoop. i could psychologically destroy him with a single home-cooked meal 1215927
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 02/05/2023There are moments where it all comes crashing into focus and I think, wow, that was there the whole time and I never really knew myself at all. 050
Reposted by JulieSarah Drasner @sarahedo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023"We're just asking for a bit of your time" That's actually the most valuable, crucial, and limited part of my life. 1431771
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 02/05/2023For our next resurrection, who’s working on Favstar for skeets? 051
Reposted by JulieKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/04/2023If platforms struggle to moderate dangerous extremism (they do) then having a userbase that overwhelming actively fights against bigotry and intolerance is the kind of platform I want to be on 27115
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 27/04/2023Too normal to be an outcast, too weird to be normal. 190
Reposted by Juliescare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 14/04/2023the adhd experience can be summarized by the act of snoozing reminders every hour of my life until i die of old age 1193
Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 08/04/2023I have no idea what I’m doing here, so for now I’ll dwell in possibility. 1110