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Julie

@notquitejuliet.bsky.social
331 followers 460 following 19 posts

I’ve lived so many lifetimes in just this one. @StellaGMaddox in a former timeline.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 31/12/2023
Are you sexually active? No, I am sexually lethargic.
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Shenanigans @shenanigans.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Was I kind today? Did I make a difference? Is someone’s day better because of me? Did I open a portal into another dimension releasing a nameless, ageless evil? Did I speak truth? Did I stay positive?
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tolgamert.nl @handle.invalid · 13/07/2023
The human body is 70% water. We are basically cucumbers with anxiety.
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 08/07/2023
The universe glitched when I bought one of my old tweets printed on a towel in Altar’d State and now I’m in a completely different dimension.
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 02/07/2023
People following you here who followed you on twitter feels very “in every timeline, in every universe, I will find you and love you.”
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Tried to trim my dog’s nails and accidentally went too short and now I have a guilt complex and a dog who still needs her nails trimmed
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The Gray Gay @graygay.bsky.social · 21/06/2023
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 18/06/2023
A Father’s Day cheers to everyone whose father’s behavior taught you what type of people to avoid 🥂
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
My 10 year plan is to wait 9 years 11 months & then absolutely slay
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 16/06/2023
There comes a moment in every woman’s life where she realizes Cinderella isn’t about being saved by a price - it’s about a dad who allows his daughter to become a slave so he can get laid.
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
We’ve now reached the, “Sorry, it’s too hot to do anything,” portion of my year - not to be confused with the seasons of -Sorry, it’s too rainy to do anything -Sorry, it’s too cold to do anything -Sorry, there’s too much pollen to do anything
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 02/06/2023
you can't be good at posting and have any control over your life, its like oil and water
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Trey @treydayway.bsky.social · 20/05/2023
This feels like Twitter years before Melon took over
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 19/05/2023
I came here to kick ass and take names, and I already forgot your names.
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Brett @brettryan.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
If I were in the army, my job title would be General Anxiety.
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 11/05/2023
I can’t breathe through my nose but I’m hyped up on energy drinks and spite, so yeah, I’d say my day is going fine.
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Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social · 08/05/2023
guys will be like “u dont know what i’ve been through” then just describe the consequences of their own actions.
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tate @50firsttates.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
me: *pulls into gas station* google maps: and just what in the fuck do u think ur doing
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Royotathon🚘 @royotathon.bsky.social · 07/05/2023
i’m done with unimaginable horrors, it’s time for a nice incomprehensible duck.
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 04/05/2023
Sometimes I just want to say, “Great job!” and be positive but I’m always thwarted by professional ethics since someone would have to actually do something correctly for me to say it.
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Chinchillazilla @handle.invalid · 04/05/2023
"i could fix him" big whoop. i could psychologically destroy him with a single home-cooked meal
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
There are moments where it all comes crashing into focus and I think, wow, that was there the whole time and I never really knew myself at all.
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Sarah Drasner @sarahedo.bsky.social · 01/05/2023
"We're just asking for a bit of your time" That's actually the most valuable, crucial, and limited part of my life.
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 02/05/2023
For our next resurrection, who’s working on Favstar for skeets?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
If platforms struggle to moderate dangerous extremism (they do) then having a userbase that overwhelming actively fights against bigotry and intolerance is the kind of platform I want to be on
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
Too normal to be an outcast, too weird to be normal.
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 14/04/2023
the adhd experience can be summarized by the act of snoozing reminders every hour of my life until i die of old age
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Julie @notquitejuliet.bsky.social · 08/04/2023
I have no idea what I’m doing here, so for now I’ll dwell in possibility.
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