Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Drink the local water or the trees won't recognize you. 011
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I'm like 4 different people and I'm not sure which one to be on this app. 174
Reposted by Not MarkCase @casepart2.bsky.social · 14/03/2025My friend did a card reading for me and it wasn't tarotble. 3309
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Happy Friday! The world is changing faster than we thought possible. The media and our sensationalism only report on the bad stuff, but equally good stuff is happening at the same time. Balance in all things. Growing always has its pains, but change is only as painful as our resistance to it 000
Reposted by Not Marklos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 12/12/2024•Dad meeting• Fist slams on table: THEY CALL THEMSELVES PUNDITS AND MAKE ZERO PUNS 097
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 05/12/2024media.tenor.comMegan Mullally Karen Walker GIFALT: Megan Mullally Karen Walker GIF 110
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Plumbers grow plumbs, which help prevent your pipes from getting clogged. 120
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Really enjoying the Mandella Effect when it comes to great new older movies that didn't exist when I was back then. 010
Reposted by Not Markmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 21/08/2023I love jerk chicken but my real favorites are a-hole beef and doesn't return the shopping cart pork 12314103
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 09/08/2023Just began X-files S7E10 (ep.149/218) of my chronological order X-files binge. 010
Reposted by Not Markborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 04/08/2023girl, your ass is fine; stop bringing your donkey to the veterinary hospital 415859
Reposted by Not MarkJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 04/08/2023LISTEN UP, SHEEPLE! WORKING OUT IS A SCAM! THEY ONLY WANT YOU TO DO IT SO YOU’LL LIVE LONGER AND MAKE THEM MORE MONEY! EXERCISE IS IN THE POCKET OF BIG DOCTOR! 0216
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Maybe we should send Elon a picture of us all having fun without him. 071
Reposted by Not Markborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 28/07/2023[ominous music starts to play when something good happens] 16135
Reposted by Not MarkLittle Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Kicking an alpaca in the nuts should be called trauma llama ding dong. 37835
Reposted by Not Markslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 17/06/2023front facing eyes are a key indicator of a predator 11543131
Reposted by Not MarkNieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Can I just get vaccinated against male loneliness 0223
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 28/07/2023I am not saying I believe in aliens, I am saying that if you don't believe in aliens, I don't believe in you. 194
Not Mark @notmark.bsky.social · 28/07/2023Still deciding between morbid existentialism, or prosaic innuendo as the tone for my next online personality. 0126
