Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Cuz I’ve gone one hand in my pocket, and the other one’s jackin my dick off 1100
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There should be a law that requires AI glasses to be as ugly as possible 0162
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Everybody is out here watching TikTok when they should be tending to their lifestock smh 080
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Kudos to the folks at Robinhood for doing such a great job appealing to the cryptobros with the flat Earth theme here 060
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 13/05/2026The grass is greener? I think you mean, “The ass is wiener” 050
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 13/05/2026When you do the hokey pokey but fail to turn yourself around 1120
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026The devil wears nada! That’s right - he’s butt naked!!! 0112
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Purgatory is where you go when you’re too based for Heaven but too cringe for Hell 0406
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I’m heading to China today for a high-stakes meeting with Xi Jinping 191
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 11/05/2026I’m tired of the dystopian cyberpunk aesthetic. It’s time for utopian cyber dad rock 0102
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Nintendo should give Zelda 2 the Samus Returns treatment 010
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I’m at the pee pee pants. I’m at the poo poo butt. I’m at the combination pee pee pants and poo poo butt 0163
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Chili prices have skyrocketed ever since they closed the Strait of Hormel 0181
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I just won the Nobel Peace Prize for inventing the Everyone Bagel 0170
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Give a man a beer and he’ll kick back and relax for a while 1120
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 28/04/2026They’re coming out with a woodchuck that can chuck wood 240
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Stop using AI. Create something beautiful. Make a spreadsheet the old fashioned way 2214
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 25/04/2026Caveman 1: Bro what are you doing Caveman 2: I’m heating up this food to kill germs and make it taste better Caveman 1: I’m skeptical Caveman 3: Let him cook 0100
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Instead of leaving the peace talks in limbo, negotiatiors from Iran and the US should do the Limbo at the peace talks 070
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026They should use AI to 3D print a new Strait of Hormuz 3200
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026The nice thing about a sound bath is that only your ears need to be naked 080
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Watching sportsball on the interwebs makes for some epic awesomesauce 070
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Stop ending messages with “lol.” End them with “iala” instead (“I am laughing aloud!”) 1222
Reposted by NieltownRob Cee @therobcee.bsky.social · 22/04/2026SHARIA LAW: A woman who commits adultery gets 100 lashes. SHANIA LAW: Best thing about being a woman is the prerogative to have a little fun. 1335
Nieltown @nieltown.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Yeah I got a trolley problem. I am addicted to trolleys 0150
