Reposted by Posting Abnormalityblob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026playing big walk solo 2578692242
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My favourite part of my office job is 'the limbo between the end of the shift and the amount of time it takes for my computer to complete an update when shutting down' 101
Reposted by Posting Abnormalityfancy waddle dee @fivepoisonskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026George: She put Baldur’s Gate 3 on her “games that made me” 3x3! Jerry: So? You like that game. George: Don’t you see? It’s too new to have made her. I can’t be with a woman who doesn’t respect prompts. Kramer: Minnesota Fats Pool Legend, now that’s a game 101629477
Reposted by Posting Abnormalityvic @ squeak-or-treat!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it 4951162056
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026#TBT to this from 2012 in honour of Michael Gove starring as an invasion-battling leader in Sky's new show The Wargame. If you don't know what or who this comic is about... just count yourself lucky and scroll on, no worries. 29532101
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Seeing the Getty museum on the horizon as I get dropped off and going "Over there? There's no fucking way it's over there." before stepping onto the museum tram and realising what billions of dollars and 20th century christian guilt can accomplish 020
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Resident Evil rocked, thabk you Mr. Cregger 012
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026*Glaswegian in the middle of the ocean voice* 1306
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026On a plane, watching Pluribus, might be able to watch all of it, it's pretty good! 100
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I hope there are many dialogue choices that just say [WONDER] or imply that the player character is full of wonder. 110
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026All of this is exciting but I'm absolutely losing it at the Hong Lu EGO where he just goes 'Ahhhhh. AHHHHH.' with autotune www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5eR...youtube.com[Limbus Company - PV] Chapter.10 - PUNCTUMYouTube video by ProjectMoon Official 100
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Loudly announcing to everyone on the plane that has been in the air for the last 8 hours that PHYSINT is now an Xbox thing, a loud collective gasp fills the cabin 100
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026you KICK heathcliff? you kick his body like the football? oh! oh! house of spiders for mother, house of spiders for mother for One Thousand Years!!!! 020
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityLimbus Company @limbuscompany-b.bsky.social · 08/09/2026[09-09] 🪓🎂 #LCB #림버스 #LimbusCompany #リンバス 1234130
Reposted by Posting AbnormalitySid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 08/09/2026the ocaremake's iteration of this pose immediately made me think of this 113159
Reposted by Posting Abnormalitygwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 08/09/2026*nintendo direct narrator voice* most police officers carry guns. try grabbing one to see what happens! 71733549
Reposted by Posting AbnormalitySkyCladBrent @brent.zone · 06/09/2026My favorite bit they do in NTBTS is every flashback just having completely different dialogue and I think this is my favorite one cause I keep quoting it lmao 07337
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Went to a Target today, saw a Pizza Hut pizza in the hot food counter and experienced a yearning for that garbage like no other. 100
Reposted by Posting Abnormalityyoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 02/09/2026burnham: its all just a show...the prime minister doesnt actually rule england snake: then who does? burnham: they're called the windsors. i can't say any more. good luck. snake: colonel, just who are the windsors? campbell: i'm doing everything i can to find out, snake. 229852
Reposted by Posting Abnormalitypotion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking 102344660
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Plus+ 11683135
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Learning today that drinking anything with absinthe on a relatively empty stomach is probably a bad idea! 130
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityCorvusphobia @corvusphobia.bsky.social · 27/08/2026#LimbusCompany ooh limboo comboo 09948
Reposted by Posting Abnormalitythe homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Here's to you, Homer and Bart Rest forever, Lisa and Marge The last and final Maggie is yours That agony is your triumph 411555
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Played one match of The Duskbloods as Jan and won, somehow. Unfortunately, this game is absolutely not for me so I must retire with a perfect win streak. 020
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityJames GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 21/08/20260.000% of Duskbloods has been built. Failed to log in to The Duskblood's game server still rules the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Hidetaka Miyazaki *fucked him over* personally with his supposed PvPvE videogame. 410919
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityGame Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 18/08/2026wolf scholars know nothing about the streets bro 191187372
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/08/2026A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them "this is enough for another whole cat" 274124112098
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 15/08/2026It's me, a Telegraph columnist, taking a break screaming bloody murder about fairness in the women's sports I wouldn't be caught dead watching to wax lyrical about academic integrity in sociology, a field I consider to be fake, at institutions I consider to be communist indoctrination centers. 304937936
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026didn't get the UK wide barbecue alarm so i think i'm free to commit as many barbecue-related crimes as i please 030
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Washed my bedding yesterday, so of course the world's Soggiest Creature decides to lie on it this morning 1100
Reposted by Posting Abnormalitydave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160193697
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityStephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/08/2026It's that day again #alevels 6863284
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026It's Sunday, time to enjoy da freakin' sun!!!!! 062
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityLucile Danilov @locdandloaded.net · 06/08/2026You may not like it, but this is what peak localization looks like (Asterix: Mega Madness (PS1, 2001)) 7383852967
Reposted by Posting AbnormalityIt's Izzy! @plentyblush.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Wife just started Birth By Sleep and I love Terra for being like this #kingdomhearts / #birthbysleep 91905767
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Testing out my new phone's camera. Please have a guy: 0131
Posting Abnormality @notfaulty.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Looking for a case for my new phone, I'm no expert on this stuff but I think the scale could be off here?????? 110
![[Opening scene is WESTMINSTER, LONDON. Over Downing Street a huge ALIEN SPACECRAFT hovers, silent, still, filling the whole sky a la Independence Day].
[Cut to INSIDE 10 DOWNING STREET. The (then) prime Minister DAVID CAMERON is looking out of his office window at the ship.]
VOICE FROM OFF-SCENE, BEHIND CAMERON:
Prime Minister…
CAMERON [addressing the person behind him, still keeping his eyes fixed ahead in dread at the spaceship]:
Yes?
[We see the speaker is MICHAEL GOVE, then Education Secretary]:
GOVE:
Let me do it.
CAMERON:
For God's sake, Michael, you're the Education Secretary! You've never flown a fighter plane in your life!
GOVE:
But I know I could do it, David. I could fly a fighter plane into the big space- ship...
...and shoot all the aliens.
CAMERON:
But you have no military training!
GOVE:
David
I haven't told you this, but...
I used to be a journalist. For The Times.
[Cameron reacts, turning to look at Gove with awe and respect, as if only now truly seeing him for the first time].
GOVE:
I wrote two articles about planes, David.
I've got strong opinions about aliens.
I know I can do this job.
[Cut to a title card panel]:
AND SO:
[Then cut again to Cameron on the roof of Number 10, watching a Michael Gove pilot a fighter jet up towards the spacecraft, and then completely miss it, careering towards Earth, as Cameron buries his face in his hands].
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreictdw36myuavccr5oqqgsfb2jzkicnjrxhcexhned7ux7ws6oq5ny)
![1
[outside view of a toothpaste factory, signalled with a big sign on top in shape of a toothpaste tube]
SCIENTIST [a voice coming from inside factory]:
So that's decided
2
SCIENTIST:
We're going to make the three types of toothpaste...
[he gestures to three tubes of toothpaste in front of him]
3
SCIENTIST:
Fluoride, Slightly Different Fluoride, and Flouride But Sensitive.
[voice from off-scene];
WAIT!
4
[a CHARACTER has entered. They are dressed like a magician. I've not decided what sort of character, maybe like an animal in a top hat or something. But magician-esque. They are named David Advanced Plus+].
SCIENTIST:
Who are you?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+
5
SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+
6
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+ and I want you to watch carefully...
7
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm going to say the magic word....
8
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Activeprocharcoalgumproproformula3Dshinepearlssensicooolingvisiwhitecharcoalproprotectproprotectplus+PLUS+ !
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[he waves his wand and lots of different-coloured toothpaste tubes appear]
10
SCIENTIST:
So many toothpastes! Are they...better?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Are they bollocks
11
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
They are exactly the same...
...but plus+.
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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+.
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreifyfh7ith5jx2s5woivw355gjzoc3kef2vf4nhkbalkukkz5syrpe)
![[Title panel]:
A-LEVEL RESULTS COLUMNS DAY
[Scene is a TV news type report about A Level results day]
REPORTER [talking to camera outside a school where students are crowding outside the hall to get in]:
Well, it's that day again
When A-Level students across the country finally get to find out
What Britain's newspaper columnists think about their results.
[show the interior of the school hall, with long tables, but instead of results papers on them, loads of middle-aged newspaper columnists are all laid out]
[Close up on the COLUMNISTS lying on the table, talking up to a gaggle of excited students desperate to find out what they say]
PETER HITCHENS:
I remember when A-Levels meant something
CLARKSON:
I got a C and two U's
[Cut to outside the hall, the REPORTER is talking to a student]
REPORTER:
And did you get the middle-aged opinions you wanted?
STUDENT:
Yes!
I got one ‘There's Too Much Humanities’,
and two Oxford graduates telling me they went to Oxford.
REPORTER [now doing a voiceover, as we see the students in the school hall next to the columnists on tables, and the students are preparing to jump in the air for a photographer]:
And then the annual photo shoot…
[PHOTOGRAPHER]
One, two, three...
[One of the columnists on the table pipes up with]:
What's The Point Of University in 2026?
[The students all jump for joy]
STUDENTS:
HOORAY!
[ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiauzow46czexl5p6tdraopiegsutr63pkiar6cescidhxaluclska)
