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6'4'' short Writer and artist of science-fiction/fantasy novels and comic books. he/him/his I got depression linktr.ee/jamesblynch

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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 2h
From "Unifier: The Seven Labors of the White-Haired Woman" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
“You’re coming back?!”
“Yes.”
“And you’ll be the queen again?”
“Yes. I thought that was implied.”
Neva threw her arms around the elder woman.
“Oh, my God. No, it wasn’t implied. At all.”
“Well, it’s still going to be a lot of responsibility.”
“Okay.” Neva released her hold and flopped back onto the mattress. “But maybe lead with the long version next time.”
“I’ll take it under advisement.” Val also sat. “But, you’ll do fine. I wasn’t much older than you are when I became queen.”
“But you were older. And you had, you know, training and stuff.”
“Military training doesn’t prepare you to be queen. Trust me, it… really doesn’t. You’ll be fine. I believe in you. And you won’t be alone. Jenneca is still your Guardian, and Talla’s here as the queen regent. She doesn’t technically have any power, but a certain level of respect is afforded to her based on that position alone. Past queen regents have tended to take authority based on sheer force of will, and it’s not like Talla’s short in that department. Like the last… like my mom.”
“Oh. Yeah. I forgot… what happened to her, again?”
“Uh…” Val’s lips pulled back and her teeth clenched. “Are you familiar with the term ‘mercy killing’?”
Neva gripped the sides of her hair as her head dropped down between her knees. “Oh, my God. Lead with the long version!”
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 12h
#AwesomeCharacters Thinking on it, many of my characters (especially main characters) seem to have a similar perspective on this; they can be very patient when required, but have a low tolerance for being delayed because of people's bullshit. They probably get it from me. 😁
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 14h
I sang the Ruff Ryders Anthem with a stranger today, so that was at least something.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
From "Unifier: The Seven Labors of the White-Haired Woman" This is actually the second page of the novel, so if you saw page 1 few days ago, you can read the whole prologue now. 😁 #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
She stepped around the man on the ground. He was already unmoving and leaving a sticky puddle in the middle of the tavern.
Her gate bore just the slightest hint of unsteadiness as her boots clanked across the timbered flooring. One had just caught the edge of the man’s blood and streaked it behind her, showing evidence that at least one of her feet was dragging.
She set herself down on the bar stool nearest the middle. The few regulars in the place, as well as the well-appointed barman, stared. She paid them no mind, only focusing on shifting the sword at her side to allow her to sit more comfortably.
It was the barman who broke the chilled silence in the place.
“I reckon you could use a drink after that.”
She lifted her chin to see him. Strands of golden hair barely reached her eyes.
“I don’t really drink. And I’ve got way too many wounds to make alcohol consumption a good idea.”
The barman tried to offer a knowing, friendly nod.
“I didn’t want to say anything, but you look like you’ve been through hell.”
She gave a pained smile.
“It’s been a week.”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
bluesky does not seem to really be talking about this but today Stevie Wonder unleased 4 songs that didn't make "Songs in the Key of Life." music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Songs In The Key Of Life - The EP
EP • Stevie Wonder
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn. RIP Mr. Belding 😢
image of Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, with the headline Dennis Haskins Dead: Saved by the Bell Star Was 75
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So these were released. (Bought the whole set because that's how it's done done done)
kpop demon hunters zoey rumi and mira action figures from mattel
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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DanSlott @danslott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I think this is the guy who shot Batman's parents.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
From "Training Knight" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Due to the rough surrounding terrain, Trainer had been forced to land the jump ship a good distance away from the listening post. The receiving tower itself was embedded into the hilly rock, but a grated platform had been constructed all around its circumference; working maintenance on it would’ve been impossible otherwise. The ground was simply too uneven and unsteady for it.
It took multiple trips to haul all of the required, bulky equipment and tools from the ship to the access panel at the antennae’s base. There was a lot of equipment – and tools – needed for the job, and even a man as strong as he was could only carry so much at a time, even if he was in his physical prime, which Trainer no longer was.
Though a bit out of breath – a state he was sure he wouldn’t have found himself in similar circumstances in his younger days – he immediately set about the work of connecting up the components he’d brought and wiring them into the hatch he’d opened.
Without needing to look behind him, he noticed the presence of another man.
“I let you live for the sake of our friendship.” Trainer didn’t even glance up from his task. Not yet. “I’m beginning to regret that.”
“Hey, I don’t want to be doing this,” said Trumane.
“Then don’t. You’re a grown man. You can make your own decisions.”
“You don’t know what it’s like, having these people over you.”
“I’ve been in the service of the crown for decades. You think I don’t know about churlish overlords?” Ignoring a spray of sparks from inside the panel, Trainer kept working at the connectors. “How’d you know I was here?”
optimus primal from beast wars saying Well that's just prime.....
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What do I have here? Could it be... the Touch?
Transformers Matrix of Leadership statue
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From "Training Knight" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
After a few moments, folds started opening up and royal cruisers began flying from them. The ship at the lead was larger, more ornate, than anything they’d seen on their journeys.
“Holy crap.” Jase’s mouth went slack and, though he’d never admit it, water came to his eyes. “That’s…”
Lizz broke out into a grin.
“The queen’s armada.”
All around them, the royal armada began engaging Karmot’s forces, pounding them with heavy volleys of cannon fire.
Lizz’s grin faded. “Crap.”
“What?” Jase asked.
Xank looked up from his sensor readings. “Uh, we have multiple target locks.”
“On us?” Jase asked.
“They don’t know who we are!” Lizz said.
“What do we do?” Phan was staring straight at an oncoming wave of Kaian fighters.
“Get us into a goddamn fold!” Lizz yelled. “Sorry, just, get us out of here.”
“Okay, but where am I going?” Phan asked. “No one every answered that.”
“Head for home,” Lizz stated. “Kaia. Talla needs medical help and she said the castle’s the only place to get it.”
“Heading home,” Phan acknowledged.
In the distance, they could see the forward blasters of the oncoming fighters starting to glow.
After a brief delay, a fold opened up in front of them and swallowed their battered cruiser.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drop some BUTTONS ☎️👚🖤🕹️🖲️
Button Gwinnett
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Feminize a band name Queen ... ah, dammit.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From "Unifier: The Seven Labors of the White-Haired Woman" #WIPSnips #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts #WriteSky
Chapter 5

“Jenneca was my firstborn child.” Val’s boots trod along with far more grace and delicacy than her young walking companion. “It’s funny, I was just thinking a few days ago, about the night she was born. I remember standing over her crib. I was so scared.”
“You were scared of a baby?”
“No, I wasn’t… I was terrified of the circumstances. I’d never been a mom before. I knew I was lucky. I was going to have help. Lots of help. But you still worry about those things. Bringing a child into the universe. Hoping you don’t screw it up too badly. I wanted to make sure I got it right with her. With all my kids.”
“Did you?”
The question shouldn’t have caught her off guard, but it did. If Gringe was more observant, if she’d had the kind of training Val had, she’d have perhaps noticed the tiny hitch in the white-haired woman’s gate.
“No. Not always. And that’s what I was scared of, all those years ago. But, I made Jenneca a deal, that night. I’d never been a mom before, but she’d never had a mom before. So we’d both have to try our best not to screw the whole thing up. It’s not like I grew up with any examples. I didn’t have parents.”
“How did you not have parents?”
“I grew up thinking I was an orphan. It turned out my birth parents were… closer than I realized. But they were distant. I could observe, from afar, but I didn’t really know what it was like.”
“I had a mom.”
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 26/09/2026
Well I can’t say I like that one bit
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Never won't share this when it comes up in my memories.
photo of a funko pop of ding dongs mascot King Ding Dong, with the caption text King Ding Dong King-a-ding-ding-ding-dong
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think it would be just awful if everyone were to associate the University of Florida with genAI slop and grifters forever. It would be terrible if everyone was aware of how they partnered with the NVIDIA guy to jam-pack the school with 100 AI-focused faculty, including multiple AI art professors.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Quote with your blue art. 🌀👄🌀
12th doctor peeking out of the TARDIS with the previous doctors' images in the windowsanna and elsablue beetlea bunch of superhero characters in front of a light burst
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel theonion.com/kash-patel-phished-by-…
Kash Patel Phished By Scammer Posing As Kash Patel
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hadn't bought anything off AliExpress for a while and I don't remember them doing this last time I did, but I keep getting regular emails (at least once a day, sometimes more) telling me "Your package has a delivery update" and when I actually look at the tracking, it hasn't changed in days.
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Kelly Thompson @kellythompson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Again I am begging all LEGIT people running cons, signings, talks, events, etc. to stop using Ai to write your emails. What's happening is ALL THE SCAMMERS/CONMEN are ALSO using it, and so your emails are basically indistinguishable from them. They give off slop vibes EVEN IF YOU ARE LEGIT.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#AwesomeCharacters The Crowns series takes place in an advanced star empire where the people are a bit more evolved in their thinking. It's actually considered kind of unusual for people there to express attraction strictly to one gender.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What gets you booted from Substack? Andrew Tate still seems to have a newsletter there while charged with: 10 counts of rape, 3 of trafficking for sexual exploitation, 3 of assault occasioning actual bodily harm, & making/distributing indecent images of a child. possessing extreme pornography.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
From "Unifier: The Seven Labors of the White-Haired Woman" (actually the prologue from it, so this is the very first page of the story 🙂) #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
The place where this bar existed resided in near perpetual darkness. The sun barely rose most of the year on this hemisphere of the planet, yet some small number of unfortunates had no choice but to make it their home.
The easiest way they’d found to get through existence – and they didn’t try very hard for alternatives – was to drown their sorrows at the local tavern. The place had no name, nor had it need of one. There were no others for thousands of kilometers.
The front door never closed as long as the business was open, so there was nothing impeding the flight of the stranger as he tumbled through the air and cracked against the dry, dusty floor. He was a big fella, and looked mean.
He was also armed, as became evident to the regulars as he quickly stood and drew a pistol from beneath his coat.
It was for nothing. Before he could even turn and take aim, a jet-black blade had pushed its way out of his ribcage. His pistol clattered to the floorboards. It took him a moment of stammering before he joined it.
The figure standing in the doorway – left arm held out, grasping the pointing, dripping sword – was as unknown to the bar’s occupants as the man gasping out his last at her feet.
She brusquely wiped the blade against the back of his coat before sliding it into a sheath held strapped around her waist, all with her left hand.
Everything about her outfit was dark, from the boots to the trousers to the tunic to the weapon itself, and of course the grungy poncho that covered it all. It stood in stark contrast to what lay beneath: a pale woman with hair nearly stark white.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We sell Crack to our own out the back of our homes We smell the musk of the dusk and the crack of the dawn We go through episodes too like Attack of the Clones Work 'til we break our back and you hear the crack of the bone To get by Just to get by Just to get by Just to get by
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 23/09/2026
I wrote about how Trump is treating presidential power like it's his own possession and using it to punish blue states — but also about how at least he's promised lots of cash for all of us. www.ctinsider.com/columnist/ar...
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Elise (they/them)🇦🇺 🏳️‍⚧️ @eliseswords.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
Writers, If you're sick of bots/ gen ai trying to spam/ scam you as a 'beta-reader' (under the delusion we're wealthy enough to be worth scamming 🙃), this could help.👇
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Robert Picardo @robertpicardo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got my Covid booster and my flu shot today. Having never snorted cocaine off the toilet seat, I thought it was a good idea!
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Grace 🏳️‍⚧️ @gemofamara.com · 22/09/2026
seven years ago, the new skydance paramount warner empire was five different companies
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fact that every major news outlet includes vocal tics and hesitations when it’s a woman saying “like” and not when it’s a man saying “um” is itself wicked telling.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got this notice on a package that was supposed to have been here yesterday. I was worried so I called the USPS help line, because there sure is shit isn't a forwarding order on my mail and the address should have been correct (it came from a store I've ordered from dozens of times before and I
Latest Update
Your item was forwarded to a different address at 9:15 am on September 21, 2026 in MILWAUKEE, WI. This was because of forwarding instructions or because the address or ZIP Code on the label was incorrect.

Get More Out of USPS Tracking:
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seeing Eva Green in an actual French language role is weird. I don't think I've ever seen her in anything where she used her natural accent before, much less spoke her native tongue.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
From "Training Knight" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Talla’s tremoring hands continued to fumble with the injector.
“Do you need my help?” asked Lizz.
Talla didn’t say anything, just continued shaking.
Lizz took the device from her. “I’ve never done this before. Do I have to inject in a certain spot?”
“It just needs to get into my bloodstream. So, any part that has blood in it.”
Lizz took hold of her arm, pressed the head of the injector to it, and squeezed the trigger. The blue fluid capsule instantly emptied.
After wiping off the injector head, she set it back on the counter.
“How long does it take?” she asked.
Talla gritted her teeth. “Not long.”
A low, pained growl rumbled from her throat.
Lizz took her hand and held it tightly.
At first, Talla’s grip was a bit unstable, like she was trying to bear down but can’t seem to muster the strength.
It grew increasingly forceful over the next few seconds, getting to be painful.
Lizz continued holding throughout.
Talla’s eyes popped open and she let out a deep gasp, sucking for air.
Lizz wrapped her arms around her and held her tight. Talla hugged her back, holding her close and breathing in deeply.
“It’s okay,” Lizz said softly. “It’s okay. I’m here.”
“Thank you.”
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
QTP with a sword
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Voltron Robot Attack
Alt: Voltron forms the blazing sword
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Transformers The Movie made an estimated $4.1 million this weekend. It only made about $8 million during its original theatrical run (granted, that was in 1986 dollars). I didn't go see it (I never go to the movies anymore), but I've bought it 4 times on home media, so I feel I've done enough.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Checking tracking numbers, nothing I've mailed from my local post office shows that it's been received by USPS yet. Not that they haven't been delivered yet (though some definitely should be), that USPS is not yet in possession of the items. I have customers asking about their orders because it
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
From "Unifier: The Seven Labors of the White-Haired Woman" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
“When I started off on this quest, it was like the Crown was calling me to that planet. I just had to follow where it was leading. But I’m not feeling anything like that now.”
A light on the console, just to her right, began flashing a distinct pattern, while a low, unmistakable tone faded in and out from the comm system.
“Huh. Well that’s a distress call. What do you say we…” She glanced back over her shoulder. “Right. I already dropped the baby off.”
Even before her fingers found the control for the comm system, she was reading what information she could from the projection in front of her. There wasn’t much besides the name and location of the ship.
“Transport Kethla, this is the royal cruiser RC-86 Sentinel, I’m reading your distress signal.” Already she was turning the ship and readying the fold drive.
The voice that came back hissed and popped with interference. “We read you Sentinel. This is Captain Partron of the Kethla. Your voice is music to our ears.”
Val smiled. “I’ll have to tell my wife and kids you said that. They’re under the impression I’m completely tone deaf.”
“It’s the sweetest thing I’ve heard in a while.”
Val worked the controls in front of her, trying to tune her comms system to compensate for the distortion. “Kethla, your signal’s coming through a bit garbled. Way more than there should be at this distance. I don’t know if there’s some interference or what.”
“I’m afraid it’s not interference, Sentinel. It’s our transmitter.”
“Is it damaged?”
“It’s old. Everything on this transport is.”
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Mark Ruffalo @markruffalo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don’t you dare @agrobbonta.oag.ca.gov, do not cave. 5670 film makers put their necks on the line for you to fight this merger. Another 75,000+ and counting have signed to tell you not to concede in just 3 weeks. Please sign to send a message to the AG’s and Paramount. noparamountconcessions.com
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you see this, post your fav Disney character currently.
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Buzz Lightyear Flying
Alt: Buzz Lightyear Flying
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Annie Wu @anniewu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman Day isn't fun for everybody. Please check on your superstitious and cowardly loved ones today.
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
how would you describe your social media reach?
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Angry Birds Red: All By Myself
Alt: Angry Birds Red: All By Myself
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James Lynch @jamesblynch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
From "Training Knight" #WIPSnips #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #WritingPrompts
Xank knelt in the grainy terrain beside the tanker and looked over the connection port.
“How’s it looking?” Trainer asked him.
“I mean, you were right, it’s intact. It’s also covered in crud and the wind isn’t helping.”
“How long to get it clean enough to use?”
“Oof. Maybe ten minutes?” Xank took off his backpack and opened it.
Trainer gave a nod. “Be careful, but be quick.”
Xank pulled an energy torch from his pack, ignited it, and started to work on the crusty exterior of the tanker’s port.
Trainer, meanwhile, headed to the side of the cruiser, where he opened a panel and began unspooling a thick transfer tube: it was easily more than a foot in width and heavy as all get out. Thankfully, the things closest in size and shape to it were Trainer’s own arms.
Standing a ways away, Lizz noticed Jase stationing himself maybe ten meters from her.
She tapped her comms.
“Jase. Move. Away from me.”
He glared over at her. “Are you seriously gonna be that immature?”
“We’re supposed to be forming a perimeter. There’s only four of us. We need to be spread further apart.”
He let out a weary sigh but did take several steps away from her. “Better?”
“Keep going. I can still see you.”
“I can’t tell if you’re messing with me at this point.”
“I can barely see anything,” said Phan.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 19/09/2026
Reminder that “A.i.” sucks.
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Heather Antos @heatherantos.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear Internet, I have hunted high and low and I still cannot find any of the Gentle Giant Skottie Young Gwenpool Statue available. I have literally EVERY OTHER Gwen product and It would mean the world to add this one to my collection 😬🥰
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