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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Pobres de estos weyes que tuvieron que aguantarse el olor a pañal cagado mientras se tomaban la foto con el trofeo. Mis respetos.

Donald Trump colándose a la foto de la selección española con el trofeo

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Diarrhea so bad it feels like I’m shooting lasers out of my ass

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

Twerking to Paul McCartney’s Wonderful Christmastime

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I love to be told that feminism has failed women by women whose careers and ability to flourish in public life, let alone have a credit card, only exist because of feminism

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

I love how they gave Glep a hot wife. He has that raw bad boy edge

Glep from smiling friends in the frame in which he’s described as having a raw bad boy edge

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✨Starkissed @starkissedelezen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

Story of my life.

A screenshot of a text: the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in anybody that is so so so tired

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Hissing at the sun early in the morning so I can go back to sleep

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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

The neighbor is upset with me because I built a nest and laid eggs in his tool shed.

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/11/2025

*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 26/11/2025

I like big butts and I cannot lie you other brothers can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung

Pope Leo in full white pope outfit, eyes closed, looking like he's crooning into a microphone he's holding.

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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

I can't wait for grandma's baked microplastics casserole and famous forever chemical gravy 🤤

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Your secret is safe with the black void that is my mind

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

If I were in Ocean’s 11, I’d be stealing some otters from the zoo

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Sorry, I can’t. I’ll be burying my face in a bag of croutons

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Farts so bad that you look for poop, snd question if your dog is violating The Geneva Convention.

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WintersDaemom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

Sometimes I feel like I’m not big enough to be considered megafauna

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Cigarette🚬 @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I don't believe that you could, in any meaningful way, restrain a 7 foot tall Danny Devito.

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Gabo @imperatorgabs.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

That translates to "Jewish whore"... This was NOT a GenZ protest like the ones in Nepal, Morocco and Madagascar...

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Why does Saudi Arabia want to build an Eye of Sauron stadium?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Idk, the Bermuda Triangle sounds pretty relaxing right now

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

John's calves burned with each step, and a sharp pain pierced his abdomen. As he neared the safety of daylight, the sound of webbed feet slapping concrete grew louder. He risked a look over his shoulder, and found himself staring directly into the beady eyes of fate. He screamed.

A man is chased through a tunnel by a malicious waterfowl.

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🦇bat bisque🦇 @badbisque.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

this new protein powder got me feeding some type of whey

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Fuck Adobe and their shitty products

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

What happens to people indoors during the rapture? Do they get stuck under the ceiling?

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I can’t wait for either Peggy or Mrs. Scott to wipe that self righteous snobby look out of Mrs. Kirkland’s face #thegildedage

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

guys, does anyone know where can i get my king gizzard and the lizard wizard fix now?

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

I don’t want to work today. I want to live as a jellyfish.

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Dr Francis Young @drfrancisyoung.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Vi Mentiras y ahora no me puedo sacar la canción de “Fíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria” 😭

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

𝔰𝔬𝔲𝔭 𝔤𝔬𝔬𝔡

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👻 Viv 💀 @v.milcom.in · 11/07/2025

"He was a boy, she was a girl, can they make it any more obvious." - Lavigne 8:01

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Can I opt out of existing today?

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

wEy, o SeA nO eS Mi cuLPa qUe dOña MaRi yA nO pUedA pAgAr el PrediAL de su pRopiEdad y LA va A pErDer. estÁn ViniEnDo nóMAdas DiGitaLEs cOOL 😎 a TRabAjar eN caFetErías ✨ 𝒶ℯ𝓈𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓉𝒾𝒸✨

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erika @yeeeerika.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

reach out and touch faith

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Not A Crab Yet @notacrabyet.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole: The three body butthole

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