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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

using the computer without AI is fun and using the computer with AI isn't fun

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Jess Piper @piperformissouri.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine being the worst Senator from Missouri when your only competition is Josh Hawley…

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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026

prescription-strength hot dog

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

When the going gets tough, the tough get silly

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My idiot cat will ignore the word "no" but as soon as I say "make good choices" he stops whatever he's doing immediately

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

even now, she's still teaching us

screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Having the thought, "I can't go to therapy, I have nothing to wear" is a strong case for going to therapy

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you've ever said "thank you" to an AI unironically, you're either already this person or you're well on your way.

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

LinkedIn could be so great if everyone on it just shut the fuck up

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Phone alarm: *goes off* Me: *wakes up unable to understand why I can't find the button on my cat to turn it off*

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

This is one of the most fucking dystopian things I have ever read

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Me: I want to crochet a blanket! Pattern: Chain 110. Me: I no longer want to crochet a blanket.

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Another reason AI is bad and should die: Finding REAL crochet patterns has become an absolute fucking nightmare.

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Happy Drunk at Work Wednesday to all who celebrate

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026

We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

finally, the Democratic party has a plan.

An email from Democrats.org that just says, "we're getting hammered"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

being a billionaire and on the internet all day is crazy to me. if i had even five million dollars, you would not find me online whatsoever.

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

There's something so satisfying about baking cookies in the middle of the night

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Randomly thinking about my time spent working in big box electronics retail and how at the end of the morning huddle we'd all put our hands in and yell, "DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT" which made no sense whatsoever but it got everyone super hyped to sell overpriced USB cables anyway

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/07/2026

If I climbed a tall building I’d have more of a coherent call to action then love is swag

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

I used to be straight but then I purchased a Subaru Outback

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Rimworld is so wild because like why do I have a guy that keeps having breakdowns because he won't stop hitting on everyone else's wives and constantly has like 6-8 mood debuffs for being predictably rejected

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

- Spend two hours bouncing between streaming apps looking for something to watch - End up watching the same thing you've seen 800 times anyway

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Waiting on my check from China for being a certified Data Center Hater

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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 08/06/2026

need the sun to fuck off and die

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Crocheted a super cute little purse this week. My first attempt at a bag of any kind. I'm very happy with it. Made with recycled cotton/polyester yarn.

A small (6" by 9") envelope style crocheted purse with a thin crocheted strap being held on a lap. The purse is done in worsted weight, light brown yarn in double crochet, half double crochet, and puff stitches for an intricate looking texture. A bright blue wooden bead serves as a sort of button to close the flap. There is a yarn tassel hanging below it.

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Imagine having a STRAIGHT wedding in JUNE

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I can't come to work today, my cat and I have been earnestly meowing back and forth at each other for five minutes so far and I'm sure as hell not going to be the one that breaks first

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I Actually Bothered to Make a Gauge Swatch and the Piece Turned Out the Wrong Size Anyway: A Tale of Crochet Tragedy

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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

having learned that heterosexuality is gay from reactionary streamers, happy pride month to my fellow wife guys (a queer identity)

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

It's truly a mystery how my prescriptions will suddenly disappear only to be found later in what happens to be one of my cat's hiding spots

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

*closes an app* *immediately reopens the same app*

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I ate too much labaneh and now I have labaneh burps

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Cats are great because they will tell you if there is a spider in your bed

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

There are way too many libs on Bluesky

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The worst part of being a grownup is LinkedIn

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

You cannot rewoke once you've unwoked. Do not make the fatal first mistake.

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Lu 🦖 @not-an-allosaurus.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Cats Kitties Cats and kitties Cats cats kitties kitties Cats and kitties

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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

how it feels not giving a fuck about nintendo products

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Here’s how the AI Boom, such as it is, has impacted my life: it has been used as an excuse to lay off my friends for bot equivalents that never came. It has made mass culture and art immeasurably worse. I have a stalker with AI psychosis. So, no, I don’t more data centers. I want less of all that.

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