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Alexander the Nope

@nope.bsky.social
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i can't be gone im still here

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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter)
Bright red, white and pale green northern lights fill a night sky. The black silhouettes of three cows look up at them
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
how do you do fellow kids
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 24/05/2023
Sure, getting to the Seattle airport is easy: Just turn left, then when you get to the interdimensional junction rotate yourself 90° perpendicular to all three Cartesian axes and you'll be there in no time!
A sidewalk where there are two Detour signs next each other, the one on the right pointing left and the one on the left pointing right.
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
spending this sunday at the altar of my god peace be with u
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 14/05/2023
Is becoming a swiftie an all or nothing proposition or more of a spectrum thing
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 05/05/2023
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Seva @seva.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
FSB spokesperson: this attack was done by [spins wheel] Anglo-Ukrainian Nazis, with the help of [throws dart] the Soros LGBT militia, and financed by [picking out of a hat] the black ops wing of the Disney company.
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
one thing that bluesky seriously lacks in comparison to twitter is very serious discourse about hunter biden
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 03/05/2023
do you know how much you have to suck to literally be shooting rockets into space and still be uncool? and yet we have so many rich guys pulling it off. inspiring
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sina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
hellthread 20xx (2023)
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
no come back i can change
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 29/04/2023
hello darkness my old friend, im leaving work at 4 again
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🇵🇸 Ross 🇯🇲 @rosss.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Mods send me invite codes I'm like one of 10 black people here
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
writing an old country song about hammerin' hannah and the legend of bluesky's first fallen shitposter
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
sorry for the noob question, but: By the git analogy posted in the AT docs, r all posts committed even post delete? Just thinking abt the implications. If anyone can point me to an explainer (not the official one) that does a deep dive on the implications of proto choices i'd be much obliged.
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
oh fuck yeah you're here too now! *unrolls welcome mat that is actually a bed of nails* Now, for you're final test: If you have actually transcended twitter then this should pose no problem 😛
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
you shall ride eternal, shiny and chrome
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
does anyone know what jai paul is doing
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
seeing mutuals from twitter feels like finding your family after a disaster
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
i saw the cursed butt tweet and then
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 27/04/2023
friend is visiting what offerings does blue sky demand of him?
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
me tip toeing around blue sky: people are being nice, no blue check derangement, funny jokes... *cautiously cracking a smile* nfts everywhere: me: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck no no NO
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 26/04/2023
Somehow stumbled on the netflix show "Dark" and it truly magnificent -- seems criminally under-appreciated
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 16/04/2023
where do u fall on the spectrum of sneaker boutiques
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 13/04/2023
why does @berduck.deepfates.com sound like jar jar binks is it just me
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Anyone have recs for interactive math applications like geogebra? I find the interface extremely clumsy, but things like sci lab and sage math seem too program-y to be fun to play exploration / play:
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Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Freed from twitter circa easter? COINCIDENCE?
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