Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Dude, thank you. When I first heard of the capex spending i knew it was over. But this is a thorough breakdown. 020
Reposted by Alexander the NopeElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 08/10/2024obsessed with this photo of cows watching the northern lights. it's the scene in a muppet movie that's so surprisingly touching you start to cry (photographer: @ChrisReichert3 on twitter) 6458501097
Reposted by Alexander the NopePat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 08/10/2024Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this 633540571
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 29/09/2024can you recommend anything that you've played that fits the bill? 000
Reposted by Alexander the Nopewint @dril.bsky.social · 24/09/2024hovering over his shoulder with my pants down while the 86 year old land lord unclogs my toilet for the 3rd time this week 191444121
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 21/06/2023What is the word for someone who acts really chummy and familiar with someone on social media, while fawning over them etc. Is reply guy what im thinking of? 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 21/06/2023tasted cheap, but then again I only drink 10k bottles of wine, so I could be wrong 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 21/06/2023It IS hard to break in, but some career paths are much more open to unconventional backgrounds or skill sets than others. If you're at all interested in computer stuff, I'd be happy to talk to you about some career things, if that's any help. 010
Reposted by Alexander the NopePhil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 24/05/2023Sure, getting to the Seattle airport is easy: Just turn left, then when you get to the interdimensional junction rotate yourself 90° perpendicular to all three Cartesian axes and you'll be there in no time! 0336
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 24/05/2023The thing that's killing it for me is no arranger! 100
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 14/05/2023God i wish i could stay this beautifully organized 010
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 14/05/2023spending this sunday at the altar of my god peace be with u 040
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 14/05/2023So cute! Every time someone i know has a baby im like wait it's 2023 holy shit people are being born in TWENTY TWENTY THREE? 010
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 14/05/2023Is becoming a swiftie an all or nothing proposition or more of a spectrum thing 010
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 03/05/2023yeah, couldn't get into hitman either. Just found it super annoying lol. 020
Reposted by Alexander the NopeSeva @seva.bsky.social · 03/05/2023FSB spokesperson: this attack was done by [spins wheel] Anglo-Ukrainian Nazis, with the help of [throws dart] the Soros LGBT militia, and financed by [picking out of a hat] the black ops wing of the Disney company. 84715
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 03/05/2023one thing that bluesky seriously lacks in comparison to twitter is very serious discourse about hunter biden 000
Reposted by Alexander the Nopesoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 03/05/2023do you know how much you have to suck to literally be shooting rockets into space and still be uncool? and yet we have so many rich guys pulling it off. inspiring 723929
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Kinda ironically, i feel like news is best consumed after the fact as research / source material. 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 03/05/2023I hear you, I don't read opinion. Newsroom and opinion are separate for good reasons. Also, Ive reduced my intake of news and increased just reading books. In general, I find it hard to assimilate or remember much of what i read in news because, by its nature, there's no persistent structure. 110
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 03/05/2023Nytimes gets a lot of shit, but considering the breadth and volume of coverage, on balance, they are still my paper of choice. But propublica is obviously an amazing institution. 110
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 01/05/2023ok that's what i suspected too, i posted asking for confirmation but didn't get a response. 000
Reposted by Alexander the Nopesina @rejectionking.bsky.social · 30/04/2023hellthread 20xx (2023) 2115
Reposted by Alexander the NopeL @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars. 315136873
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 29/04/2023hello darkness my old friend, im leaving work at 4 again 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 29/04/2023I have a triumph speed twin. I live in baltimore and my first motorcycle was stolen, so I was hesitant to get a second. But fortunately I found an affordable garage in the neighborhood. My boy mando and i learned the hard way -- don't leave your hot whip unattended 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023the skeeters engaged in a fake election, folks, you know it, i know it -- *grainy footage of shitposters clicking a poll* 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023don't they have like *elite breeding inc* or like *tinder-no poors edition* for him 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023If you haven't played disco elysium, i rec. One of the best written pieces of media i've experienced; you can get it on the switch, so perfect for the amtrak/subway/etc As a lure: an investment firm acquired the company and fired the devs who made it... The game is about the ravages of capitalism 110
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023they also have a few books, which I, a stan, have also purchased, and they are also hilarious 010
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023*earnest post time* dril is kinda the defacto king of weird twitter -- the best and most prolific of the bunch. Highly recommend you follow them here, or if you still have twitter read some of their stuff. I find them hysterical, but, as in al matters of taste, your mileage may vary. 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023hell yeah you have. let's talk assless chaps and oh hm let me start small yeah what's up 😛 What bike do you have? 210
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023cue olenna tyrell meme with blueskys logo on it: "I want elon to know it was me" 000
Alexander the Nope @nope.bsky.social · 28/04/2023It is by the bluesky vibes alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the vibes that thoughts acquire goodness, the brain acquires good habits, the habits become a warning. 020
