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Rachel Deering @racheldeering.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tanager of the Day: Paradise Tanager 📷 Zak Pohlen
Photo of bird perched on a branch, description from ebird: ‘Small, stunningly colorful tanager of Amazonian lowlands. Bright green head contrasts with red, blue, and black body. Sexes alike. Often quite common within its range. Found in the canopy of humid forest, often in mixed-species flocks. Likes to stay high in the canopy, but occasionally moves lower into the midstory, moving quickly between perches as it forages.’
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This to me is BlueSkyism
Meme account shows a picture of two attractive woman and asks "Blonde or Goth girls?" But the reply they get is from someone called Bob the Minion and it reads "I don't even care. Honestly, my life is really bad right now. I started a Minion Parody page and moved to NYC or LA to try to get some work in the entertainment industry. and now I'm being chewed up and spit out. If you or anyone could help me out I'd really appreciate it."
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 27/09/2026
I regret to inform you all that Bernie Sanders is in fact taking meetings with noted rationalist wacko Eliezer Yudkowsky over what AI regulations should look like. x.com/SenSanders/s...
Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders
Will Al become smarter than humans?
If so, is humanity in danger?
I went to Silicon Valley to ask some of the leading Al experts that question.
Here's what they had to say:
ERNIE ANDERS
02:19
The Als are much, much, much more powerful.
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Eliezer Yudkowsky
@ESYudkowsky • Mar 4
My thanks to Senator Sanders; as to other legislators on all sides of any political aisle, and to any human being on Earth who now stands
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Possibly my most wanted Skycard. It’s near Santa Monica right now, hiding behind the B-25 Mitchell
MITSUBISHI A6M ZERO
1939
FIRST FLIGHT
12
WINGSPAN, M
SEATS
12.99
RARITY
331
SPEED, KT
2.8
WEIGHT, T
PAPER 7 495 XP
• 100%
0%
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The only way to not be a fucker, is to have no fucks to give
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can we get confirmation if Resident Evil guys aunt in Minnesota is named Barb or not?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(pitching bluesky ten years ago) burrito taxis but for scolding
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
At 43 Resident Evil is the 3rd movie to actually scare me, and the other 2 were for relatively short duration of the films, while RE did it for almost the entire time. I finally got to experience a scary movie.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Qatar Air Force is also part of it (and this jet for example has been since at least March). Maybe its an Al Jazeera reporter?
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Adversary/Aggressor Training”. Draken Europe has joined the fight for another day. UK: where it’s almost impossible for anyone but the landed gentry to own any kind of firearm and tradesmen are hassled for razor blades and screwdrivers, but having your own private Air Force is alright.
Showing UK G115s and Eurofighters and aircraft operated by Draken Europe
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Visit Fort Lauderdale, visit out the sunny beaches full of toned bodies, charter a private jet to Guantanamo Bay
5:231
20m
14
WUP652
Wheels Up
WUP652
E55P
flightradar24
UP
F
FedEx
N652UP
●
© Caden Henderson
FLL
FORT LAUDERDALE
EDT (UTC-04:00)
37 nm, 00:08 ago
• More WUP652 information
AIRCRAFT TYPE (E55P)
Embraer Phenom 300
REGISTRATION
N652UP
SERIAL NUMBER (MSN)
50500348
曲
Recent N652UP flights
BAROMETRIC ALTITUDE
20,375 ft
3D view
Route
Less info
NBW
GUANTANAMO
CDT (UTC-04:00)
SCHEDULED
5:45 AM
SCHEDULED
7:40 AM
ACTUAL
6:15 AM
ESTIMATED
• 7:48 AM
434 nm, in 01:24
COUNTRY OF REG.
AGE (2016)
10 years
VERTICAL SPEED
+1,984 fpm
米
Follow
ShareFlight path
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Now joined by over 10% of all Grobs, with another smattering over Finland. Maybe this is fall migration
Now with Grob 115s Zoomed out a bit
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s like 7% of all globally observed Eurofighters, all over the UK at the same time
Map of UK showing Eurofighters only
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the more wild facts is that Muslim voters used to be HIGHLY Republican voters (like in the 90%), and if you removed Muslim voters in Florida, Bush would have lost badly to Gore. That time to 9/11 may be the largest/Fastest shifts of a demographic in US history.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the RiffTrax of The Careless Years and I didn’t know that: 1. Dean Stockwell made movies back to the 40s 2. He was extra hot 3. He had an even beefier brother Guy Stockwell
Dean Stockwell from the 1956 film The Careless Years. A white guy in black and white, looking kind of like a slightly more “wholesome” James DeanDean Stockwell from the 1956 film The Careless Years. A white guy in black and white, looking kind of like a slightly more “wholesome” James Dean with his costar Natalie TrundyGuy Stockwell looking kind of like Bear/Hulk Dean Stockwell
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t know how to explain it but Eli Manning is looking a bit older which somehow makes him seem younger?
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ve said for a long time that drafting Treadwell was worse for the Vikings than any (non-QB) draft bust, because he actually hurts you. I almost had to give him props for having quite a game after 11 years, but then he pretty much proved me right
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
is it weird that a large Russian aircraft with no serial, registration, airport left or arriving showing left Portsmith to cross the ocean?
map showing described
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credenza @credenzamostro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
all people are basically good, especially evil people, who are just good people led astray. the only bad people in the world are actually elected liberals and public servants
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 16/09/2026
New FBI recruitment ad: WE’RE NOT JUST STARING AT THOSE GOATS
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
On a streak of “good bad” and cheesy movies, and it’s incredible how many of them involve David Carradine choking
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please, I’m not gay, my father’s gay, I’m
Piper Pa-28-140 Cherokee (medium-small prop plane) with British registration Gay Jr
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I can finally keep screwing even after I die
shows screws made of human bone and describes them
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Apparel Arts was the premiere menswear publication of the early 20th century. It was a trade journal sent to clothiers and tailors, so they could help advise their customers on how to dress. Notice the focus here is on things like cut, styling, and fabrics, rather than brands and celebrities.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Was out in my cute shirt of a red panda destroying a city of skyscrapers like Godzilla before my mother reminded me it was 9/11
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yellowstoneten @yellowstoneten.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
tumblr post from corpuswalker-deactivated2018120: "if someone made pixel art of mulch id be very happy boy

reply from bowelfly: [pixel art of a pile of mulch] "enjoy your mulch"

reply from bowelfly, 5 years later: "throwback to the time i didn't realize that mulch was the name of someone's fursona"
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
sparrowthemormon Sep 3, 2025
Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

sparrowthemormon Sep 10, 2025
IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE
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Sam @samd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
out of curiousity, I wonder what the 2008 Green Party presidential nominee is up to these days oh. okay then.
@cynthiamckinney
x.com
WHO IS BEHIND THE RISE IN TRANSGENDERISM?
4000% Explosion in Kids
Identifying as Transgender, Docs Perform Double Mastectomies on Healthy
Number of Children Sent to Gender Clinics Quadruples, Forced to Unlearn Boy-Girl Differences, - TCP
Teen Girls.
National Center for
TRANSGENDER EQUALITY
GLSEN
MARA KIESLING (FOUNDER)
TSER
Trans Student Educational Resources
Magnus Hirschfeld a JEWISH 'sexologist in Weimar Germany is considered the pioneer of transgenderism. He created the Institute of Sexual Research where he performed the first ever sex change surgery. Since then transgenderism has exploded in popularity. Heres who is Leading the push.
SYLVIA RIVERA
LAW PROJECT
ELIZA BYARD (IRECTOR
TLDEF
Transgender Legal Defense & Education Fund
ELI ERLICK (FOUNDER)
The Talmud, a book of Jewish Laws, recognizes
EIGHT genders.
JILLIAN WEISS/MICHAEL SILVERMAN
(FOUNDERS)
Jewish communities welcome 7-year-dd transgender kids
DEAN SPADE (FOUNDER)
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I hope this letter finds you well
The goddess of low standards
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
SkyCards doesn’t have this Gripper C/D in its DB
TYPE SGCD
N/A
N/A
FIRST FLIGHT
RARITY
N/A
N/A
WINGSPAN, M
SPEED, KT
N/A
N/A
SEATS
WEIGHT, T
PAPER 3500 XP O 100%
0%
Showing CESSNA 172 Skyhawk
3 500 XP
PAPER
0 XP
BRONZE
15 000 XP
Show in Airpedia >Map showing the jet about 110 miles Northeast of Copenhagen
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Worlds only Civilian F-4 Phantom is flying over Houston. It’s only been up for 2 30 minute flights before
The game SkyCards showing as described in post
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Has there ever been a good sequel to a musical?
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Transatlanticvania
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Decent grace, you sound alright
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
we're all sorry
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A.L. likely @alvildalikely.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh shut up, Carla. It’s mine. I’ll call it my “hoo-ha” if I want.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look at this loser with the 8 digit ICQ number
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
letters, question of the moment, excerpt, electronic gaming monthly, magazine (1999) archive.org/details/elec...
header (magazine question to readers):
donkey kong...nintendo savior or just another franchise character?
body of text (answer):
f**k that big, hairy loser. he's just another f**king franchise figure in the stupid world of nintendo. if anyone's cool over there at "n" world, it's samus (metroid) and mega man. that's it. f**k link and his puberty problems, f**k mario and luigi, and f**k this pokémon
s**t.
icq-29211041
mr_sinister@plexi.com
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Dave@Not-Convention Recovery @sasuraiger.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you know it's a game for perverts because you can unlock a 3DO game box
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
As a Minnesotan, isn’t he just special
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Doctors say that measles can kill young children. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his car says they'll be fine as long as they eat enough beef tallow. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Look at this jerk
SkyCards screen showing a P-51 Mustang currently near London with registration G-Jerk
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Natsuka @octopodeeznuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
just finished it (hence searching for discussions of it), and yeah, i think anyone who's on here would like it
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Inside you there are 5 wolves Holy crap, that’s a lot of wolves.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Incredible how much (makes more sense/comes off better) Twilight does, if you “head canon” that none of the Cullen’s “kids” brains were able to fully develop.
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think Santa Claus said it best when he said “Now I have a machine gun”
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Is parody fan-fiction?
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Too Low Terrain
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Possible spoilers: God was dead the whole time?
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🦋Dr. Pokemon🦋 @turnerjoy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
SkyCards but to “capture” a plane its landing on an Aircraft carrier from NES Top Gun
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