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𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞🍂☕️🎃 @londonfog.swifties.social · 09/02/2026

PBS kids is sending me

A PBS kids post of buster from Arthur with sunglasses on waving with the caption “we always loved a bad bunny”

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met.

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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 31/01/2026

I felt like it was a bit too "dirge"-y to post yesterday but I truly love this song, sung by Catherine O'Hara with such plaintive sadness (Another fave version in the replies)

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Catherine O'Hara - Sally's Song (From "The Nightmare Before Christmas")

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Just woke up and looked at the news

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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

We can’t have another three years of this

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Omar Sakr @omarsakr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

America has always been run like a criminal syndicate but good god they had good PR. You can really see how good it was now. Wow. When the smoke screen of legalese and dull newspeak is ripped away, you see the raw ugliness of empire.

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James Bennett | Pre-order "Mother of Night" @jamesbennett.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Happy birthday J.R.R. Tolkien 🌳🧙‍♂️💍

An image of the white tree of Gondor on a green background that reads, "There is some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for." - From The Lord of the Rings

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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 27/11/2025

I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

While the world around us is increasingly impervious to hyperbole, I can confidently say that I would literally rather die

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/10/2025

learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right.

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Martyn @martynpedler.com · 29/09/2025

My not-New-Year pledge is to let myself be bored more. As Kaleb Horton said, "It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings."

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Avocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like dedicated your life to writing some of the most incredibly written articles in the history of the internet, only to then be told that you no longer have a job because the publication you used to work for got sold off to a soulless hedge fund.

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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Both gone now. Just sad

Tweet from Norm telling Kaleb Horton he’s a good writer

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Matt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

No one deserves to have missed a FG in each of the first four games more than Harrison Butker. Thrilled for him.

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Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

My new aesthetic is the guy from the cover of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung. Partly because of the state of the world, and and partly because AARON RODGERS continues to play football.

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Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

Too bad Rodgers is anti-vaxx instead of anti-sacks.

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/09/2025

Raptured: Peach, Yoshi, Lakitu Left behind: Toad, Shy Guy, Donkey Kong, Koopas, Birdo, Dry Bones, Tanooki Mario Tribulation force: Daisy, Diddy Kong, Cat Peach, Toadette Antichrist: Wario and Bowser foolishly think they’re it. It’s Metal Mario Babylon the Great: Rosalina Jesus: Baby Rosalina

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 23/09/2025

I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️

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Jeremy C. Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Horror can be cathartic. Horror can be subversive. It can help us understand the human experience. It can help us shine a light on beliefs and norms and systems that cause people pain. It can help us find strength. It can expand our consciousness. Horror can be so many things.

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Johnnie Jae @johnniejae.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

On September 1, 2025, we lost a true legend. Graham Greene, Oneida from Six Nations Reserve, walked on at the age of 73. Over the span of more than 175 acting credits, he gave us characters that were unforgettable, complex, and real. redpopnews.com/remembering-... #redpopnews

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Remembering Graham Greene: A Life of Talent, Heart, and Groundbreaking Achievements

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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/09/2025

The rare joke fodder that is funnier in and of itself than any of the jokes about it. Just pondering it

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Chess master tries competitive Warhammer and gets tabled by an idiot Ork player in turn 3

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET *THE FALCONS JOB*

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Dana Holgorsen’s beard makes him look like the North Pole’s bookie

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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

Personally I think Army Football is struggling because they got rid of Woke

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

James Harden in a playoff series

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious

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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Ah yes, Debussy's masterpiece

Otter interpreting "Clair de Lune" as "cloudy loon". Clair de Lune is the third movement from Debussy's Suite Bergamasque. I briefly amused myself by imagining Otter had transcribed that as "sweet burger mask"

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Bruce Wilson @brucewilson.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Even more insidious than "free lunch", this "free cheese will get your head smashed in from a mousetrap" frame is a cute way of reformulating the age-old reactionary claim that collective public goods (education, libraries, roads, health initiatives etc.) inevitably lead to evil communist tyranny.

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Saga Press Books @sagapressbooks.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

A Starred Booklist review! KILLER ON THE ROAD/THE BABYSITTER LIVES by @sgj.bsky.social is a Saga Double, or flip-book, the first of its kind at Saga Press! Don't miss out on this one of a kind reading experience from one of the best horror writers of our generation. Out 7/15! Thanks Becky!

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Lorraine Berry @lorraineberry.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I always remember (bc I eventually wrote about it) the time that Terri Gross asked Hilary Mantel on Fresh Air whether getting fat had changed her writing.

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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

Denver has come out to see AOC & Bernie tonight. But, IUPAT President Jimmy Williams just set the crowd alight 🔥 “I have a message to the Democratic Party: GET OFF YOUR ASS! “We are not gonna poll our way out. We are not gonna consult our way out. We are gonna organize our way out." 👏

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

If you called your senator today--you helped with this. You strengthened their backbones. If this holds, call again with a thank you--and let them know you have their backs. Make sure they keep fighting. ☎️ reps.fyi

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Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

The universe is telling me to build a conclave of cat palms to take over the government and quietly suffocate M*sk

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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

I write my foraging book every morning before work. Sometimes all I need is to write one good sentence to be satisfied. This morning’s sentence was “You live, you die, you do some stuff in between. If you want to live the fullest life I recommend hunting mushrooms be some of that stuff.”

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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 12/03/2025

Banning books is the first step towards banning people. No matter where you live--contact your school district and tell them you support the freedom to read.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

From the asshole who brought you Why Your Team Sucks and The Hater’s Guide To The Williams Sonoma Catalog… it’s your 2025 Oscars roast! www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

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The hater's guide to the 2025 Oscars

Need to know which Oscar movies to root against this year? SFGATE columnist Drew Magary has you covered ahead of Sunday's Academy Awards.

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𝐓𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 - 𝐓𝐇𝐌 @tomhicksmedia.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

If they fuck with our social security, it will be time for an all out revolution.

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Kestrel Casey @kestrelcasey.com · 10/02/2025

Tom Robbins left us today. The NYT obit used a mediocre file photo, so instead of posting that, I'm going to say this: I read Even Cowgirls Get the Blues thirty years after he published it, and it hit me like a brick. And I believe it will do the same to someone else thirty years from now.

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