Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhD𝐝𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐞🎃🍂👻 @londonfog.swifties.social · 09/02/2026PBS kids is sending me 04462977
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 31/01/2026When anyone from SCTV dies it’s like 30 people have died. Every character they created was as alive as anyone else you’ve ever met. 278146511615
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhD⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 31/01/2026I felt like it was a bit too "dirge"-y to post yesterday but I truly love this song, sung by Catherine O'Hara with such plaintive sadness (Another fave version in the replies)youtube.comCatherine O'Hara - Sally's Song (From "The Nightmare Before Christmas")YouTube video by DisneyMusicVEVO 3353
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/02/2026media.tenor.coma woman is standing in front of an obelisk in the dark .Alt: get in girls we’re Zuulmaxxing 216812
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil. 311391392
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Do you have any showings in the US right now? I’d love to see one in real life! 100
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDDia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 04/01/2026 210329
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDMichael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Just woke up and looked at the news 16416
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDBig Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 03/01/2026We can’t have another three years of this 231975237
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDOmar Sakr @omarsakr.bsky.social · 03/01/2026America has always been run like a criminal syndicate but good god they had good PR. You can really see how good it was now. Wow. When the smoke screen of legalese and dull newspeak is ripped away, you see the raw ugliness of empire. 28527
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDJames Bennett | Pre-order "Mother of Night" @jamesbennett.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Happy birthday J.R.R. Tolkien 🌳🧙♂️💍 0113
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDJayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 27/11/2025I'm old. If you're not, listen to this. Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder. Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever. It's literally never been more important. 13788223227
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/10/2025While the world around us is increasingly impervious to hyperbole, I can confidently say that I would literally rather die 917514
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 21/10/2025learned recently that the guy who wrote "The Night Before Christmas," clement clarke moore, also wrote a takedown of thomas jefferson's proto-scientific racism in "Notes on the State of Virginia," basically accusing him and others of making it up to justify slavery. which, that's right. 119133721887
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDMartyn @martynpedler.com · 29/09/2025My not-New-Year pledge is to let myself be bored more. As Kaleb Horton said, "It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings." 2133
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDAvocado Aficionado @darksidestraxus.bsky.social · 28/09/2025I can’t even begin to imagine what it’s like dedicated your life to writing some of the most incredibly written articles in the history of the internet, only to then be told that you no longer have a job because the publication you used to work for got sold off to a soulless hedge fund. 01057
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDTactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Both gone now. Just sad 251136
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 28/09/2025No one deserves to have missed a FG in each of the first four games more than Harrison Butker. Thrilled for him. 2067347
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2025My new aesthetic is the guy from the cover of Jethro Tull’s Aqualung. Partly because of the state of the world, and and partly because AARON RODGERS continues to play football. 010
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Too bad Rodgers is anti-vaxx instead of anti-sacks. 010
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 23/09/2025Raptured: Peach, Yoshi, Lakitu Left behind: Toad, Shy Guy, Donkey Kong, Koopas, Birdo, Dry Bones, Tanooki Mario Tribulation force: Daisy, Diddy Kong, Cat Peach, Toadette Antichrist: Wario and Bowser foolishly think they’re it. It’s Metal Mario Babylon the Great: Rosalina Jesus: Baby Rosalina 1115717
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 23/09/2025I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him. I'm talking about something very different. Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired. Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to. But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿♂️ 379126333603
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDJeremy Ghooooost Shipp @jeremycshipp.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Horror can be cathartic. Horror can be subversive. It can help us understand the human experience. It can help us shine a light on beliefs and norms and systems that cause people pain. It can help us find strength. It can expand our consciousness. Horror can be so many things. 04011
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDJohnnie Jae @johnniejae.bsky.social · 02/09/2025On September 1, 2025, we lost a true legend. Graham Greene, Oneida from Six Nations Reserve, walked on at the age of 73. Over the span of more than 175 acting credits, he gave us characters that were unforgettable, complex, and real. redpopnews.com/remembering-... #redpopnewsredpopnews.comRemembering Graham Greene: A Life of Talent, Heart, and Groundbreaking AchievementsOn September 1, 2025, we lost a true legend. Graham Greene, Oneida from Six Nations Reserve, walked on at the age of 73. Over the span of more than 175 acting credits, he gave us characters that were ... 482594733
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 01/09/2025The rare joke fodder that is funnier in and of itself than any of the jokes about it. Just pondering it 523926
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2025 623713
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Chess master tries competitive Warhammer and gets tabled by an idiot Ork player in turn 3 730618
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDHolly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 02/09/2025BECAUSE HE COULDN’T GET *THE FALCONS JOB* 740927
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 30/08/2025This is just a brilliant piece of writing. I often find myself defending my appreciation for football because I feel it’s tied to some of my most intimate and important cultural and family rituals. You evoked all of this and articulated it perfectly. I cried. My husband cried. Thank you. 010
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Dana Holgorsen’s beard makes him look like the North Pole’s bookie 71154
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Personally I think Army Football is struggling because they got rid of Woke 1461275
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 30/08/2025James Harden in a playoff series 72322
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Let us know which one you go with!!! 100
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 03/08/2025she posts videos of them trying to get away from her on tiktok that are sped up yakety sax style and scored by norteno music, theyre hilarious 63106642215
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDChris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Ah yes, Debussy's masterpiece 1284
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDBruce Wilson @brucewilson.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Even more insidious than "free lunch", this "free cheese will get your head smashed in from a mousetrap" frame is a cute way of reformulating the age-old reactionary claim that collective public goods (education, libraries, roads, health initiatives etc.) inevitably lead to evil communist tyranny. 2408
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDSaga Press Books @sagapressbooks.bsky.social · 27/06/2025A Starred Booklist review! KILLER ON THE ROAD/THE BABYSITTER LIVES by @sgj.bsky.social is a Saga Double, or flip-book, the first of its kind at Saga Press! Don't miss out on this one of a kind reading experience from one of the best horror writers of our generation. Out 7/15! Thanks Becky! 03711
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDBookshelfie ⭐️ @bookshelfie.bsky.social · 06/06/2025#booksky 374189803205
Reposted by Mayor of Simpleton, PhDLorraine Berry @lorraineberry.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I always remember (bc I eventually wrote about it) the time that Terri Gross asked Hilary Mantel on Fresh Air whether getting fat had changed her writing. 041
Mayor of Simpleton, PhD @noodlemanning.bsky.social · 22/03/2025This is my punishment for saying it was rock bottom with Wilson. Well played universe, well played. 010