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Daniel Pomarède @pomarede.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Astronomy Picture of the Day Triple Shockwave from Sun Crossing Rocket Credit: John Winkopp for WAI media apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26061... More amazing pics by J. Winkopp at www.spacecoastpictures.com 🧪🔭
A photography featuring the passage of a rocket in front of the Sun, capturing multiple shockwave structures.

Explanation: What's happening to this Sun-crossing rocket? The SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket, visible on the upper left, launched only about one minute before this amazing image was captured. As it rose to low Earth orbit from Cape Canaveral, Florida, USA, in late May, the rocket became supersonic before it crossed the disk of the distant Sun -- from the perspective of the well-placed photographer. The spacecraft's high speed caused bow-shaped compressed-air shockwaves to form across leading surfaces, with at least three visible even outside the Sun's disk because they refract sunlight. The trailing exhaust caused turbulence visible on the lower right. None of this was damaging to the robotic Starlink 10-53 mission, which delivered 29 communications satellites to low Earth orbit as planned. And if that isn't amazing enough - the Sun had spots! 
Credit text: APOD
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Beyond 22 (2031)
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 04/03/2026
Way too many Jalens in the NBA
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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dragonkid11 @11dragonkid11.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Might be a tad too long
The gyre tightens. the unpredictability gap closed. the demisolar hum of the ship's spinal cannon sends tremors up through the deck and into your core. Everyone onboard has a job to do, and this one is yours, you cannot miss this shot, if you miss, you and everyone else onboard this ship is dead
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 01/05/2026
Today I logged into my trash account and was GENUINELY DELIGHTED to learn that they record and post video of every pickup so I was able to confirm my suspicions. I've watched this several times and it keeps making me laugh for some reason (possibly mental illness)
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Love this beat in Star Trek where Khan whacks a guy so hard he blows the crotch out of his pants
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
sorry its this one
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GOP Delenda Est @qed2.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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Jacob the Eternal Rob Refsnyder Fan @bfskinnerstan.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I say "here come da ladle" with alarming regularity
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/04/2026
everyone knows this is the funniest tweet
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Think about this one like once every 45 minutes
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 02/04/2026
@krassensten

If Innocent, RIP OJ Simpson.
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Liz Edwards @lizaledwards.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
a new form of teen fuck-up emerges
Screenshot from Legal Advice UK subreddit: "My son pleasured himself in front of Gemini Live with the camera. My entire family have had our Google accounts banned.
Scotland
He's 14 and stupidly decided to try and roleplay with Gemini using its live camera mode. The AI correctly identified he was underage and Google banned all my accounts.

He did it on the family tablet. It has parental controls to stop him watching innapropriate stuff, but we dind't realise Gemini wasn't covered by these.

ALL of our entire family's Google accounts were linked to that tablet. Google banned them all.

Everything gone. 15 years of business completely inaccessible.

All my emails, all my documents saved in Google Drive.

Even my website was linked to my Google account and that's been locked down too.

We've written to Google and begged for it to be reinstated but they've said all the accounts have been shut down for child protection reasons.

I don't know how I'm going to pay my mortgage in 3 months time. I've literally lost ALL my records for my accountant. My company year ends in May.

My whole life is completely fucked.

Is there any legal mechanism I can use to get all my google accounts back?"
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
lately the chumbucket ads I've been seeing on local news pages keep featuring (ai generated?) stock images of old dudes in marine uniforms, usually screaming
6 pictures of old people in marine uniforms. 4 out of the six are screaming, the other two seem to show the same dude who looks quietly scared but isn't screaming
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Ed @enord.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
theonion.com/gaywads-dork...
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Gaywads, Dorkwads Sign Historic Wad Accord
ROCKVILLE, MD—In a historic show of wad solidarity, delegates representing gaywads and dorkwads signed the first-ever Wad Alliance Treaty Monday in the cafeteria of Adlai Stevenson Memorial High Schoo...
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/03/2026
and this one is a close second theonion.com/fire-consume...
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Fire Consumes Big Happy Farm Where Families Send Sick Dogs To Run Free And Play
RAVENA, NY—Authorities confirmed a four-alarm blaze tore through the countryside Sunday, burning down a picturesque farm where thousands of sick and elderly dogs had been sent by parents who wanted th...
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again
an old wooden cathedral door with a hole in the bottom through which a cat pokes its head
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 26/02/2026
It’s finally over
Kevin Nguyen
@knguyen
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Tried to add "12 Years a Slave" to Google Calendar and it created a 12-year-long event called "a Slave"
• a Slave
Tue, February 25, 8pm - Wed, February 25, 2026, 8pm
Delete
Edit event »
5:27 PM • Feb 23, 2014
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Sore Fuckmann New York, Passenger Arrival Lists (Ellis Island), 1892-1925
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?
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noobule @noobule.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
@skepchick.org I have something in your wheelhouse for investigation, in fact it's so in your zone I worry you've covered it already: is there an epidemic of dogs getting poisoned by eating THC laced human poo in parks
A sign from a park, written by local volunteer park organisation, warning dog owners of the possibility and dangers of THC poisoning via ingestion of poo left by human marijuana users
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
thinking about this again
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🔫 climp @climp.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The White House is really overdue a Erfurt Latrine Disaster
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RoseDew 🏳️‍⚧️ @lookarose.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
My rights were fought for by faggots and whores not the US marine corps
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PEIPolitical 🇨🇦 @peipolitical.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
In China, driverless delivery vans have become a total meme, they plow through crumbling roads, fresh concrete, motorcycles, anything. Nothing stops them. #cdnpoli
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Liam Proven @lproven.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Were classical statues painted horribly? buff.ly/fS78ULM It is often suggested that modern viewers dislike painted reconstructions of Greek and Roman statues because our taste differs from that of the ancients. This essay proposes an alternative explanation.
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Were classical statues painted horribly? - Works in Progress Magazine
Many claim that modern viewers dislike painted reconstructions of Greek and Roman statues because our taste differs from theirs.
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The Anti-Christ Brosnahan @chrisbrosnahan.com · 18/12/2023
"And Tiny Tim, who did not die" = heartwarming, Christmassy. "And Tiny Tim, who would not die" = sinister, alarming.
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Avinash J. @astrisjanus.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
This is getting out of hand xD
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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noobule @noobule.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
THEY DID IT WITH AI SO YOU'D TALK ABOUT IT! THEY DID IT WITH AI SO YOU'D TALK ABOUT IT!!! ITS AN ATTENTION ECONOMY!!! ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY WAY ADVERTISING HAS WORKED FOR YEARS!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU ALL KEEP FALLING FOR IT!! ITS AN ATTENTION ECONOMY!!!
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Rusty Shackleman @rustyshackleman.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
My hand holding a shortbread cookie in the shape of an airplane. There are red sprinkles in the pattern of the survivorship bias plane.A plate of the same cookies.
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Great question. No you cannot.
Screenshot of a Reddit comment from "Legitimate-Dish3188", which reads: "Can you use the word poop or poo in comments on YouTube".
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.

When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".
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ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro says medication he takes for hiccups made him so paranoid he used a soldering iron to tamper with his court-mandated ankle monitor while under house arrest.
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Bolsonaro says drug-induced paranoia made him tamper with ankle monitor
Former Brazilian president Jair Bolsonaro says medication he takes for hiccups made him so paranoid he used a soldering iron to tamper with his court-mandated ankle monitor while under house arrest.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 17/11/2025
freaking the fuck out and destroying a bunch of shit because there is so much beauty in this beautiful world
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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 16/11/2025
Checkbox: I agree to Extreme Pizza
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
panicked voice: that's not a pipe
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 11/11/2025
Just noticed on an old VHS that Robert Patrick was wearing a NIN shirt when he was 3D scanned for the T-1000. That would have been 1990, so he was proudly supporting his brother Richard Patrick, who was in a new band called Nine Inch Nails at the time.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 08/11/2025
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black. www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
shitfaced jamaal bowman saying this is so fuckin funny i feel so seen right now
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