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nmdesimon

@nmdesimon.bsky.social
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Cranky New Yorker. Lover of whales. What do you mean you don’t have a song stuck in your head right now? How is that even possible?

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
impeach hegseth should be on the list day one it is not even debatable tbh
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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In case you are still managing some Kavanaugh-level rage while trying to deal with this ongoing Cornell nightmare, I'm going to leave this here: shero.substack.com/p/dear-sister
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Dear Sister...
For anyone being triggered by the attacks on Jane Doe in the Cornell University rape case, I wrote this for you.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This proves only two things. The Ukrainian campaign against Russian refineries is causing serious damage. Putin has asked Trump to help him out and the US president obliged.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jane Doe, you are remarkably brave. I wish you didn’t have to be. “I am Jane Doe.” Do not let them doxx Jane Doe. If you see their name, you did not. Do not punish the victim. I stand with survivors. You will not take away their power. We believe you.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"RKF took money earmarked to provide health care for Black infants and spent it on his personal security detail" is a ludicrous headline. Comic book villainy.
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Exclusive | RFK Jr.’s Enhanced Security Was Funded With Money From Minority Health Office
The cost of the health secretary’s security grew from roughly $10 million in fiscal year 2025 to $17 million in fiscal year 2026.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/09/2026
“to the victor go the spoils” is basically the whole thing the UN was designed to prevent
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Paul Rosenzweig @rosenzweigp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@thebulwark.com did a supercut of all the prior times Trump said he was going to give Americans a $5000 check or whatever. It is glorious
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
To every reporter who stands there as Trump shouts down one of your (almost always female) colleagues with insults and bullying behavior without standing up for them -- you know the rest of us can see and hear you, right?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/09/2026
Donald Trump and Joe Biden at 9/11 ceremonies today. Trump in DC. Biden in NYC. (REUTERS)
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Jacob Weindling @jakeweindling.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The weeks after 9/11 were filled with unhinged Islamophobia and any claim that we were completely united explicitly places them on the outside of who you consider to be American
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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
🚨 BEWARE of VoteSafe.org 🚨 While it bills itself as a “safe” way to register to vote, it is actually a digital surveillance machine created by Elon Musk’s super PAC.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 10/09/2026
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
democrats, literally the only thing you should be talking about for the next 3 days is donald trump lying about being a 9/11 hero. i dont care if the question is about the economy or gas prices or about how sexually attractive you are, you steer that answer to trump lying about being a 9/11 hero
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These religious leaders were arrested for protesting ICE. Looks like fascism to me. This was in Vermont
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
a nazi pedophile that loves data centers is fully funding the republican partys midterm efforts
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The Shadow Over Innschwartz ✨🦑✨ @benschwartz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scott, please take your flag pin off when reading Russian talking points.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Agnifilo: What you are saying is that you and others have information about other people who have committed sexual assault and that this DOJ also has that information… Epstein survivor Dani Bensky: Yes.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.
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Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED.
Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.
DHS.GOV/CBРНОМЕ

Underneath is a screenshot of a video showing two Haitian men in chains being led to the aircraft. I didn’t post the video, but it’s vile.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
No one’s calling it Lake America. “Lake America” is what you name a summer camp for soft children who say, “Don’t you know who my father is?” after a t-ball stand strikes them out
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When you appoint reality TV people to the most important positions of the government running massive federal agencies, don’t be surprised when they treat the job like a reality TV show starring themselves while we pay them and the expenses.
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Eric Blair @protecttruth.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
lol Cheung doesn’t mention traveling with Natalie at all in this response. They’ve got nothing. Keep hitting this
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joanne mcneil @jomc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
what else could Amazon‘s endgame be but destroyer of books.
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nmdesimon @nmdesimon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you Hi, I’m Bactrim! (Steven’s-Johnson syndrome)
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goto636.bsky.social @goto636.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Trump's big budget bill... gutted funding that could lead to scores of rural hospitals closing (while spending tens of billions opening rural concentration camps)...people won't begin to feel the true pain of these cuts until about 60 days after November ...then the hell begins."
thefarce.org
Republicans Built a Medicaid Time Bomb. It Goes Off After the Election.
It's Democrats' job to explain what's coming and who must be blamed by November.
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The President of the United States continuing to bring the full force of the federal government down on a guy *everyone knows is innocent*, just like he did with Kilmar Abrego Garcia and so many others, is absolutely 1,000% impeachable IMHO. This is just straight up tyranny
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nmdesimon @nmdesimon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
‘vaccination thing’
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey, if the lex luthor head, the floating mega yacht mobile base of operations and multiple lairs around the earth fit, wear it.
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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 07/08/2026
Every Senator voting for Blanche is supporting the Epstein cover-up and the ongoing corruption of the Trump Administration.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Get a load of this Muslim over here. Scary right? We’re normal for thinking this for the record. Write that down.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Musk should be forced to use his personal wealth to clean it up. Clean the moon, you dead eyed haddock-faced bitch. What do you mean it's too hard? you were going to have a city living on Mars as soon as 8 years ago. Do it by Tuesday.
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Taylor Nichols, MD MS @tnicholsmd.com · 04/08/2026
I had to code and pronounce a time of death on a respiratory therapist colleague. There's a memorial plaque for her outside the emergency department to this day. I wrote and re-wrote my will. I will never forgive these ghouls trying to rewrite history and deny our experience.
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God @thegodshow.com · 04/08/2026
Republican Senators are voting to confirm Trump’s lawyer to be AG when it just came out that Capital One shut down Trump’s accounts under suspicion of money laundering and Trump wants exemption from being investigated for tax fraud. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRIMINALS.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is the perfect headline for ok magazine because I can’t have any reaction other than “ok”
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 02/08/2026
I worked for New York’s largest medical center at the start of the pandemic. There were morgue trucks on the streets. They set up emergency medical tents in Central Park. Healthcare worker colleagues died. It is horrific that RFK Jr is on national TV lying that ICUs were empty.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
One of the most brilliant aspects of The Boys is the depiction of Homelander as a soulless narcissist surrounded by A) sycophantic worshippers who believed his self-serving lies and B) cynical flatterers who pretended to believe his lies because they feared what he'd do to them.
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Blazered old queen with a combover at a gay bar in early 1970s Turtle Bay hitting on a cadet who's wandered in by mistake.
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nmdesimon @nmdesimon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Just evil.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Every aspect of this is insane — and then they all shake hands.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Does he know he looks like an anal polyp
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✫✫LVN✫✫ @urbanaudacity.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
…I think everybody needs to continue not to let this administration scapegoat restaurants, no matter how the media tries to frame it. Why is every report about fucking Taco Bell and not DOGE? I mean, I know why, but I see folks on here falling for this shit.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe
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Artist Formerly Known As Whoopty-Hell 🦋 @fanoftheland13.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
LeBron should announce where he is going Thursday at 9:00.
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Another killing by ICE, this time in Maine. That’s twice in one week. How can America keep asking immigrant workers to work as usual if they are being shot dead on their way to work? Stop killing us.
Another killing by ICE, this time in Maine. That’s twice in one week. How can America keep asking immigrant workers to work as usual if they are being shot dead on their way to work? 

Stop killing us.
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