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Ichabod Lame

@nirgalidietrich.bsky.social
318 followers 399 following 431 posts

The lamest of the lame if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts

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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 7h
You shouldn't be sorry then ❤️
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When I was a bachelor I lived in darkness. Only ever had one light on at a time and none when I slept. Now that I have a family I live in a Christmas tree. Lights on everywhere all the time
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You're a fucking idiot my guy.
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh, ok. That's an easy explanation that doesn't require any further thought ☺️. I would've thought the rogue state that declares that it represents all Jews killing their friends and family might've had an impact, but I guess not.
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why on earth would these kids feel this way?!
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everybody loves the sunshine - Roy Ayers.
Roy Ayers in vibraphone mode
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Jennifer @jennifilm.nz · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: we're no longer allowed to call nz journalists "cowards" you have to say they're "energised by fear" www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
On the campaign trail, one issue energises ACT supporters: race
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn't get that far 😭 I had to turn it off after the surprise bisecting. I didn't think a movie could fuck me up like that. Felt like a snuff film Actually Martyrs was maybe worse
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was at home one day, sick as a dog, and thought I'd settle in for a nice western...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 02/10/2026
thank you to the Fauntleroy Institute for Soft-Handedness for planting this timely article about the value of other people doing hard work
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fucking lol @ohrobin.bsky.social @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Michael just fuck off. You're contributing nothing and everybody hates you
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This made my day. Beautiful job!
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you mildly inconvenience me I'll kill you 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You're enough Sridhar. Enjoy math for the beauty of it.
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol everyone hates you
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks like it's going to be the dumbest movie is years.
Writer and Director Guy Moshe served in the Israeli special forces, followed by a stint working protective details be fore becoming a filmmaker.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/09/2026
*guy whose wallet is getting inspected* wallet inspection will actually change what it means to be human
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 07/09/2026
just some drawings | patreon.com/lubchansky
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
All of this is your fault
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
King shit
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Also maybe crime and unreported income/under the table work. People desperate and vulnerable to exploitation
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Extremely brave take 🫡
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
do not insult machines. this could actually happen
Post from @hailey.at that says

“bsky isnt ready for this but, if you need a reason to not use words like "clanker" that isn't "well its kinda not a great thing to do" (it isn't) imagine this:

future model that has you in its training data, knows you posted that word online with joy, and denies your insurance claim as a result”4 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Pink guy standing next to a toaster with a piece of very burnt toast. He says “Urgh, you useless fucking bolt box”

Transition that reads “12 Years Later”

Panel 2:
Pink Guy bursts into a hospital with his unconscious son in his arms. He yells: “somebody help me. My son is very sick”

Panel 3:
There is a shadowy doctor in the foreground. Pink Guy implores him “Doctor, please” the Doctor replies, “well well”

Panel 4: The Doctor reveals himself and oh my god is the toaster from the first panel who has now become sentient and got his doctorate. He sneers “wellll well well well well well”
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
That thing looks awesome! My family would go crazy with a camera like that
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
May we please see the camera? 👉👈
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fuck that's depressing
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
increasing my Sandwichsmith skill so i have a higher chance of crafting a Rare or Legendary sandwich
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i always read "No DMs" as "i've tried to buy a PS5 from a scammer"
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Linux is the traditional path to great wealth
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think the actual response from John would be something more like "shut the fuck up Ringo. We've already warned you about writing songs"
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Minor Mobius @minormobius.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good lord imagine sending hot wheels down that bad boy
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Deranged thinking. And yet the money people seem to be ignoring the maths
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
We're starving for scandal clearly
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You are a machine and I'm living vicariously through your posts
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oh man I can't wait for that day. Mine are still too young to care for it
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
⚠ Moment of quiet contemplation requires active internet connection. C͟h͟e͟c͟k͟ a͟v͟a͟i͟l͟a͟b͟l͟e͟ n͟e͟t͟w͟o͟r͟k͟s͟. Tʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴘɪʀᴀᴄʏ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ᴠɪᴄᴛɪᴍʟᴇss ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ. L͟ᴇ͟ᴀ͟ʀ͟ɴ͟ ᴍ͟ᴏ͟ʀ͟ᴇ͟.
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Yeah. I suspect the animal deaths are more from animals panicking and falling into it. Unpleasant stuff though. And we have a caterpillar that only eats it
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That sounds absolutely brutal and I'm so glad we don't have it. My condolences for your bike 😅. We do have this nasty plant here though en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urtica_...
en.wikipedia.org
Urtica ferox - Wikipedia
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
We don't have poison oak in my country but can just that little bit of contact make the bike hazardous?
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Yeah, I'm a man who takes risks. All day. Everyday.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
She absolutely hosed him. Pretty gross, but he seemed to love it.
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Ichabod Lame @nirgalidietrich.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Art is a game to win 🤓
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