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Nic

@nicolalala.bsky.social
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Bad cook. Mosquito flytrap. Cat worshipper. Lives in the Netherlands

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 21h
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a lovely day in Henley
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is metaphor for my sexual activity
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol showing his true cunt
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bumped into Cobey earlier today, one of the sweetest pub dogs I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet. Lovely lad.
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Gary the Cat @greatgramsofgary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Checking out the fall colours
A grey and white cat sits on a dock. A lake, snow capped mountains and yellow trees and shrubs are visible in the distance
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ll never forget when Toyah followed me on Twitter and I’m not even joking here. Peak menopause moment.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ok so those university gfs I’m meeting up with this weekend? One has gone utterly psychotic on planning and I fear we may all get arrested on Saturday night.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got an email reminding me I have a hospital telephone appointment with “A POS”. Which thankfully refers to anaesthesiology pre operative service.
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De Filmende Fietser @filmendefietser.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
What a difference a road redesign can make! This redesign shows that a fairer (more space for cyclists and pedestrians), safer, and greener road design is possible, while still providing space for all modalities. 📍Socrateslaan, Utrecht NL
Before and after photo of the Socrateslaan in Utrecht, the Netherlands. 

The 'before' photo shows a street consisting mainly of asphalt; by far the most space is reserved for cars. The 'after' photo shows the same street, but now with much more dedicated space for pedestrians, cyclists, and greenery—while still leaving room for cars.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bloody hell it’s warm isn’t it?
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Being force to shoehorn a shit ton of data from an old system into a new system and I keep telling them that the data is shit 🤷
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And the UK still complains about high tax rates
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fantasy Island reboot looks grim.
Tony Blair at the gym. Fucking prick.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just saw a video of some fucking idiot saying white cats bring purity. I had a white cat. He was a complete arsehole (but god i loved him).
My gorgeous John. God I miss you babe
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thought I’d got through the menopause. Things for the last few months seemed pretty good w/o medication. I was wrong. It’s like a mad virus that never quite leaves my body. Back on the hormones.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
thewoksoflife.com/chinese-chic... always to the rescue
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Why Your Chicken & Broccoli Never Tastes Like Takeout (Until Now!)
This restaurant-quality Chinese Chicken and Broccoli recipe nails the rich, glossy brown sauce, juicy chicken, and crisp-tender broccoli every time — in under 30 minutes!
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.euronews.com/2026/09/28/u...
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Ukraine's city of Oleshky faces starvation as Russia blocks all aid
Russia is shooting down food deliveries, confiscating supplies that reach the ground and blocking evacuation of some 2,000 residents still trapped in the occupied Kherson town, where the Council of Eu...
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just cut Martins toenails
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Kemal's Disgusted Reaction to Bad Smell
ALT: Kemal's Disgusted Reaction to Bad Smell
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Actually how do you all poach eggs? I have a shit pan set up and the eggs never cook consistently. Dont say water/vinegar I tried that and not a fan. I need equipment ppl!!!!
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Frédéric Moreau @goodclimate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
'CV' is not administrative jargon but the result of a sticky thumb.
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TfL Barbie @chaff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is the voice of the guy who replies to fesshole posts
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HawaiiWoOoOoOoOorms @hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An incredibly LAST MINUTE announcement that I, HawaiiWorms, will be stepping in as a support act for the Chrysalid Homo album launch gig at the Night & Day Cafe in Manchester TONIGHT. It's Sunday night, this is way better than Countryfile and Antiques Roadshow. Come down. Come down. Come down.
A poster for a gig at the Night & Day cafe in Manchester on Sunday 27th September. It's for the band Chrysalid Homo's album launch and supporting are Isms and HawaiiWorms (me!) the poster features a large glitterball in front of a spooky dark green wavy background
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve gone down an historical medicinal rabbit hole. TCP Calamine lotion Suppositories Vicks Vitamin pills we all shoved in our ears
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well who knew huh?
A beaver or hunter moon
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my sisters works in Social Services and her one conspiracy theory is that shit kicks off more during the full moon period. She acknowledges this is baseless btw. She’s also on duty tonight
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My sister tells me it’s a Beaver Moon?
Full moon in NL
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Riiiggghhht
A nail file that says glans which is glossy in Dutch but is the tip of the penis in English
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They make salt and vinegar too and let me tell you pals the Spaniards have definitely read that brief
A packet of salt and vinegar crisps from a Spanish manufacturer
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Coming to the UK to meet with 5 gfs from university days. The organisation is ferocious and I would trust these women to manage a small country frankly.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just filling out forms for the upcoming surgery and they want me to choose what anaesthetic method I want. It’s like a McDonalds menu.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#Caturday she’s a fiend for a beam
Black cat on a green fluffy bed in the sun
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaned out the fridge and it’s not even 10am.
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James Franco's Charming Wink
ALT: James Franco's Charming Wink
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saartje Sart Sara Sarge Sausage Sausage roll Sweetie Sweetie cat Idiot Zero response
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Crafty Cow Cat Sofas @craftycow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Banksy sleep mumbling "I loves da lap mats.. fishy .. dreamies.. zzzz "
A black cat is sleeping on a pile of large pet mats with one paw stretched in front of her.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
View from kitchen balcony
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best series in the 21st century is Misfits. This is not even a talking point.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Perfect weather here
A view from the roof of Utrecht Dom
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are they gonna turn up with hosses to pull out the window grille? God they’re so embarrassing with their performative cosplay bullshit
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@southlondongirl.bsky.social everything ok? You’ve been quiet. Hope you’re doing well xx
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Found a few hash browns in the back of the freezer. GET IN!!!
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jaymey. Fucking stupid spelling
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why can I churn out decent food when under time pressure but when I have time and make the extra effort the food is always a bit meh?
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Me waving goodbye to summer
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Child Jumps in Muddy Puddle
ALT: Child Jumps in Muddy Puddle
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My dad's cat Bridget travels through time and ends up in the film Brief Encounter (a painting by my dad, Mick).
A small white and black cat on a train, watching Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard getting emotional.
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Nic @nicolalala.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a mere vessel for comfort
Cat on lap very resistant to any change
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David Tuffin @tuffin75.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
POV: You're trying to figure out if Dan is wearing pants or just a very aggressive tan
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Brutalismbot @brutalismbot.com · 22/09/2026
Torre de Valencia, Madrid. r/brutalism
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