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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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Steve Marmel @marmel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pete Hegseth went to the A&M game and they lost to Kentucky for the first time in over 70 years. THERE IS NO BATTLE HE CANT LOSE.
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Dave Bacon @dabacon.tachyon.institute · 18/09/2026
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, turns into a Philip K Dick novel
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nickhalfasleep.bsky.social @nickhalfasleep.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got an empty #book. That is what I get for using big river
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Jim Teeth @drjamesjteeth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This should be named the Scalzi Index. @scalzi.com
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John Bistline @bistline.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The most underrated finding in the NYC congestion pricing data: Ambulances don't pay the toll, so total EMS travel time is down 63-70 seconds.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
never surrender
neil degrasse tyson: you are not a planet

pluto:: you are not carl sagan

neil: middle finger

pluto: two middle fingers
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is bonkers
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Tom Hearden @followtheh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Miller Lite stat o' the day 332,411,218 the number of books Dolly gave access to children through today a truly historically great American
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Sam Cole @samleecole.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this is incredible www.404media.co/darth-vader-...
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'Darth Vader' Wants Flock in San Diego
"The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum," Vader said during the meeting.
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404 Media @404media.co · 20/08/2026
"The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum," Vader said during the meeting.
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'Darth Vader' Wants Flock in San Diego
"The emperor is a fan of Flock, and we must continue utilizing Flock technologies so that we can follow and surveil the rebel scum," Vader said during the meeting.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
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eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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nickhalfasleep.bsky.social @nickhalfasleep.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The teacher says my kid is writing at an opus-4.6 level #sarcasm
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jcech.bsky.social @jcech.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Amy Klobuchar with a stapler-launcher.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i’m so excited for @jamesstout.bsky.social’s new podcast about going outside!
podcasts.apple.com
Introducing: Natural Causes
Podcast Episode · Natural Causes · Trailer · 2m
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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 11/08/2026
Dobby was actually buried at sea to prevent his grave from becoming a pilgrimage site. The grave people are talking about was fabricated by Elf Twelver apostates.
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蚤野 @nomino.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
反戦護憲部グループLINEで流れてきたこれ、昨日の中国新聞らしいけど、マジだったら凄えかっけえな
新聞のTV欄。横書きの番組概要の各文最初の一字を縦に読むと「地球に核は不必要」「先人が守った日常を次世代につなげるのはイマ生きる私達」となる
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 31/07/2026
pleased to announce the Winner of Bluesky
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
theonion.com
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Embrace American Gentry Thought www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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American Gentry
The jet-setting cosmopolitans of popular imagination exist, but they are far outnumbered by a less exalted and less discussed elite group, one that sits at the pinnacle of America’s local hierarchies.
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404 Media @404media.co · 24/07/2026
The mummified remains of 4,000-year-old Egyptian princesses suggest that they were buried with weapons because they could use them, not for symbolic reasons. Read The Abstract by @beckyferreira.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/ancient-prin...
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meta are sending Fucko the Knife Robot to stab you in the knee. To disable go to Accounts> Settings> Robots> Knife Robots> Fucko> Opt Out
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is kind of an incredible website: Why your stuff stopped lasting, who profited, and what's still built right.
worseonpurpose.com
Worse on Purpose
The brands you trusted quietly gutted quality to protect margins. Investigative essays on corporate enshittification. Free newsletter.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 20/07/2026
Brutal headline, horrible losses for retail investors in Korea. SK Hynix earnings in two days might help but 1.2 million people got margin called www.cnbc.com/2026/07/20/g...
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'Give me my money back':
South Korean traders' leveraged SK Hynix, Samsung bets unravel after selloff
PUBLISHED MON, JUL 20 2026•12:18 AM EDT
SIGN INSouth Korean retail investors who piled into leveraged bets on the country's AI champions are nursing steep losses after a sharp reversal, exposing the risks of the speculative trading boom that helped fuel one of the world's hottest equity markets.
The pain has been especially acute for holders of single-stock leveraged exchange-traded funds tied to chip giants Samsung Electronics and SK Hynix, which had surged alongside the AI-driven semiconductor rally, and have now tumbled.
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nickhalfasleep.bsky.social @nickhalfasleep.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well, dodged a bullet here composting this.
Taylor farms salad kit, may induce explosive diarrhea
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 17/07/2026
This was then, and continues to be, complete and scandalous Tallulah Bankhead erasure en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tallula...
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Tallulah Bankhead - Wikipedia
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Tony Zombie-ano 🎃 @tonydamiano.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Jfc 3 in one week!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The face of Modern Diarrhea www.huffpost.com/entry/cdc-st...
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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Country
MAHA.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Analysis | Graham Platner's implosion could have a chilling effect on a future faux-working-class, Nazi-curious rapist's ability to become a United States Senator.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DOGE officially ended over the weekend. One of its crowning achievements was cutting $15M from the federal government’s screwworm monitoring program. Now, the Trump administration is preparing to spend $1B to combat the screwworm outbreak. "Efficiency."
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nickhalfasleep.bsky.social @nickhalfasleep.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Maine came out Graham-negative
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
He’d come undone.
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useless username @uselessusername.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mitch McConnell arriving to the next session of Congress.
A scene from RoboCop 2 with a brain and spinal column in a tank with a white woman watching it
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
This World Cup we're being out-fanned on every level
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Night Of The Living Biffs @b1ffy.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s been a hard and yet triumphant year for Minnesota. Ordinary people have been targeted by their fellow countrymen, and made heroic sacrifices for their neighbors. So, appropriate to remember that 163 years ago today, 262 average Minnesotans sacrificed themselves at the Battle of Gettysburg.
The 1st Minnesota Regiment monument at Gettysburg
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 01/07/2026
"The bunkers were designed to keep explosions on the inside, so they didn’t damage other depots." I mean this is the true utility of bunkers for bilionnaires if we can just fake the Event that makes them scuttle away to their bunkers that we can then concrete over
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Buy 404 Media's course: www.404media.co/how-i-bought...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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CNN @cnn.com · 30/06/2026
Three firefighters – Emily Barker, 38; Nick Hutcherson, 27; and Sydney Watson, 27 – died battling a wildfire in Colorado, according to the US Department of Interior. cnn.it/4g7VNbj
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H I Sutton @covertshores.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Haha
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
bernie wagenblast, whose voice new yorkers hear every time they ride the train www.nytimes.com/2024/01/06/n...

bernie wagenblast smiling and waving at the crowd
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nickhalfasleep.bsky.social @nickhalfasleep.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
New #colorado venue above Idaho Springs, above the Argo Mill
Classic gold stamp mill built on a mountainsideGlass bottomed gondola cable car looking down at our feet and out to the rocky mountainsA bluegrass band doing genesis covers at the top of a mountain
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Ryan (Ry) Warner @ryanhasaquestion.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
CPR’s @stinasieg.bsky.social shares what we know:
cpr.org
Three firefighters have died in large blaze along Colorado-Utah border
Gov. Polis has declared a state of emergency as several fires burn across the Western Slope
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/06/2026
Tesla Launches New Model Of Explosions
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👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
The sealed train has arrived at the Euston Station.
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Brian J. Enquist @bjenquist.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
“The entire National Science Foundation budget is less than what we spent in the first week of the war with Iran. The National Institutes of Health,… accounts for a fraction of 1 percent of all federal spending” www.nytimes.com/2026/06/20/o...
nytimes.com
Opinion | The Science That Turned Lizard Venom Into GLP-1s Is Under Attack
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