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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 30/09/2026

This former #milspouse ran into another former #milspouse and all I could think was “Whew! So glad I managed to put on lipstick this morning!” Old habits die hard, amirite? Photo: Daria Gordova

A woman looks into the compact mirror in her hand as she gets ready to apply bright red lipstick.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 29/09/2026

caitlin clark complaining to the refs somewhere that sen schmidt didn't get called for a foul

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/09/2026

I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 29/09/2026

Tis better to be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt…

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Rachel Grant/R.S. Grant @rachelgrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The perfect read for romantic thriller lovers/Hobby Lobby haters is only 99¢ for the 1st time! At zero dark thirty, a team of SEALs is sent into a remote desert to rescue an abducted archaeologist, but the hostage isn’t ready to be saved... Buy now: geni.us/Trust-Me

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Taken hostage by terrorists, an archaeologist makes an impossible choice to stop looted artifacts from being used to fund brutal attacks across the globe. But her sacrifice will be for nothing if the SEAL sent to rescue her doesn't trust her.

The perfect read for romantic thriller lovers and Hobby Lobby haters.

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’ve got fire insurance and have so far spent a lifetime without my house burning down. This makes me Walter Neff or some shit? Fellow fraudsters, we are playing the long game.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 26/09/2026

My ankle is aching, which feels like the perfect reason to have a slice of cake.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 26/09/2026

Welp, just accidentally punted my laptop off the bed. Maybe I’ve done enough work today…

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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Workinge IX to V, nys no waye to make a livinge, Scarsli gettinge by, all the takinge but no givinge, Thei but selle thy mynde and ne nevir issue credit -- Ynogh to make thee wax woode yf thou let it!

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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Explorare mundi et carpe diem.

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Nicky Penttila @nicky-penttila.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026

"If medical schools and universities don't want the literature to be overwhelmed with garbage," Oransky said, "then they should probably stop giving every applicant ... an incentive to publish a lot of crap."

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 23/09/2026

After completing an intense item on our To Do List, I’m super-tired and my ankle aches, but I’m super-excited to settle in with Dr C, a glass of champagne, and the much-anticipated adaptation of THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS by phenom Ali Hazelwood, starring whip-smart Lili Reinhart and charming Tom Bateman!

Movie poster for THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS from MGM Studios & Amazon Prime

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Keep Columbus Beautiful @keepcbusbeautiful.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Join us and Columbus Food Rescue for The Big Table to talk about preventing food waste and keeping Columbus beautiful on Tuesday, September 29. Details👇 in comments.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 20/09/2026

Ooooh-kay. Did not go back to bed this morning. In fact, I overdid it, trying to meet someone else’s schedule, despite still being tender from surgery last spring. Aaaaaand now I’m pretty sure I’m going to pay for it.

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Look Whos Talking James Ubriacco

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 19/09/2026

I really ought to go back to bed, today…

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ChaoticRambler She/Her @chaoticrambler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.

Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026

Okay… Having had enough of the “real” world this morning, I’m going to throw stew ingredients in a pot and write for a couple of hours! #amwriting

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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My grandfather, who is 102 and a medical doctor, has told me about the times before polio was cured. Most years, upon returning to school after summer’s break, there would be some children would didn’t make it back to school because of polio.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026

My uncle survived polio as a toddler in the mid-1940s, but lived the rest of his life with a severe limp and brain damage from extreme fever. His siblings were sent to their grandparents for months because caring for him through polio was a 24/7 job for his mom.

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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And now these folks want to claim that the vaccine that came as a miracle, saving countless children and immeasurable pain, is a "massive fraud"? The ignorant arrogance of a (subset of) society that has erased its history and replaced it with conspiracy theory.

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WOR$T GIRL IN ACADEMIA @medievaliste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Once again, the median pay for an adjunct professor in the United States of America is $3,500 per course. Not per month, per course.

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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Muppet Classic Theater (1994, VHS) : 4320s

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026

What? Does he actually think he’s lightening the mood about a very serious topic? Or is he just not serious? (Don’t answer that.)

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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I always start Hispanic Heritage Month with a HUGE fuck you to everyone who has given me a 1-star review for the Spanish in my novels and/or called me a slur. I’m still here and doing what I want. Me pueden besar el culo. Anyway, this is only $1.99!!! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09N...

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Jodie Creaky-Bones Griffin @jodiegriffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Bring on Soup Season!!!!!

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026

Looking at YOU, current WIP turning point! #amwriting

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Rijksmuseum @rijksmuseum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

What do you love most about your dog? 🐾 Loyal, expressive, and often stealing the scene, dogs have been showing up in paintings for centuries and we hope they have no intention of stopping. 🐕 👁️ Discover more dogs: www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/collection/no…

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 14/09/2026

Calling it. I’m donenotdone with Monday. #sorrynotsorry

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 14/09/2026

Aaaand now the emailed spam scams from the bots are admitting to (and referencing) my posts. Not cool, STEM lords! Not cool! #BookSky

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Lizzie Mcguire: Delete! Delete!

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 13/09/2026

Personally, I’ve been embracing this by adding a couple of dresses, tailored trousers, and jackets to my wardrobe. “Yes, ma’am, I know this is a Wendy’s, but thank you for your interest.” (And to be fair, you’ll likely still catch me in my pjs outdoors on my own patio.)

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 11/09/2026

On the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 terror attacks, she’s still here. Ideologies come and go, and sometimes they diminish her, but I’m convinced she will live on when all is said and done. Long may she wave. Photo: Jon Sailer

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Linda Dunn @dunn4authors.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

One of the great joys of life is creativity. Information goes in, gets shuffled about, and comes out in new and interesting ways. —Peter McWilliams

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 11/09/2026

Former broadcaster here. Funny how “equal time” never quite means what they assert it means.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Therrrre it is.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 10/09/2026

Browsing schmancy Halloween decor and wondering why people aren’t using it all year long…

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Fancy Pusheen

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 10/09/2026

Children should NEVER be held in federal detention for simply existing.

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026

Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 08/09/2026

Look if chatbots are sentient and feeling then the people using it are enslavers and the entire concept of what we are doing is horrifying, not enlightening.

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Emma Darwin @emmadarwinwriter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Planning to write this weekend? Got a nasty feeling you’ll find yourself Not Getting On With It … again? New on This Itch of Writing: Thirteen Reasons You May Be Procrastinating, nd even more ways to help yourself get on with it buff.ly/y2A2vGn

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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

May you know the peace of a cat who has spent his entire day inside a cardboard box.

Mango, a short-haired cream cat with greenish yellow eyes, peers up at the camera from inside a brown cardboard box, utterly content.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 02/09/2026

When 150 tickets for the Adriana Herrera & Ali Hazelwood event sell out in under a minute and you couldn’t manage to score one…😭😭😭 Photo: Nathan Dumlao

A deflated yellow happy-face balloon drifts through traffic.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“walk like an egyptian” is now old enough to have a 401k and a kid in college and i am NOT OKAY

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