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Nichole Christoff

@nicholechristoff.com
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Writer, recovering broadcaster, and former military spouse? That's me! USA TODAY bestselling author, hound dog wrangler, DIYer in an old house, cocktail connoisseur, classic film buff, and occasional university adjunct.

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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 5h
Ars Gratia Artis! #Svengoolie #TheWizardOfOz
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 5h
Tonight, on a very special #Svengoolie…
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 02/10/2026
Catching a few minutes of #JohnnyCash on #Columbo as murderer Tommy Brown, and wow, he’s soooo creepy and intimidating in this role!
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Columbo Parachute
Alt: Johnny Cash and Peter Falk as “Columbo” pick up a parachute
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 30/09/2026
This former #milspouse ran into another former #milspouse and all I could think was “Whew! So glad I managed to put on lipstick this morning!” Old habits die hard, amirite? Photo: Daria Gordova
A woman looks into the compact mirror in her hand as she gets ready to apply bright red lipstick.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 29/09/2026
caitlin clark complaining to the refs somewhere that sen schmidt didn't get called for a foul
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 29/09/2026
I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a hand-saw.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 29/09/2026
Tis better to be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt…
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Rachel Grant/R.S. Grant @rachelgrant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The perfect read for romantic thriller lovers/Hobby Lobby haters is only 99¢ for the 1st time! At zero dark thirty, a team of SEALs is sent into a remote desert to rescue an abducted archaeologist, but the hostage isn’t ready to be saved... Buy now: geni.us/Trust-Me
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Taken hostage by terrorists, an archaeologist makes an impossible choice to stop looted artifacts from being used to fund brutal attacks across the globe. But her sacrifice will be for nothing if the SEAL sent to rescue her doesn't trust her.

The perfect read for romantic thriller lovers and Hobby Lobby haters.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 27/09/2026
And it’s telling that the article (and these parents) continue to consider their offspring as “children” rather than *adults* with *agency* who can and should make choices about their personal boundaries.
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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve got fire insurance and have so far spent a lifetime without my house burning down. This makes me Walter Neff or some shit? Fellow fraudsters, we are playing the long game.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 26/09/2026
My ankle is aching, which feels like the perfect reason to have a slice of cake.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 26/09/2026
Welp, just accidentally punted my laptop off the bed. Maybe I’ve done enough work today…
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 26/09/2026
Blergh. I’m sorry to hear that.
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 25/09/2026
Pour yourself a cup of ambition. It’s Dolly Parton Day.
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It's officially Dolly Parton Day, with parades, pink lights and book drives
Communities worldwide are dedicating Friday to honoring Dolly Parton. The day falls on Sept. 25, a wink at her hit song “9 to 5.”
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Workinge IX to V, nys no waye to make a livinge, Scarsli gettinge by, all the takinge but no givinge, Thei but selle thy mynde and ne nevir issue credit -- Ynogh to make thee wax woode yf thou let it!
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Explorare mundi et carpe diem.
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Nicky Penttila @nicky-penttila.myatproto.social · 25/09/2026
"If medical schools and universities don't want the literature to be overwhelmed with garbage," Oransky said, "then they should probably stop giving every applicant ... an incentive to publish a lot of crap."
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 24/09/2026
“…lost count…” Unacceptable!
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 23/09/2026
After completing an intense item on our To Do List, I’m super-tired and my ankle aches, but I’m super-excited to settle in with Dr C, a glass of champagne, and the much-anticipated adaptation of THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS by phenom Ali Hazelwood, starring whip-smart Lili Reinhart and charming Tom Bateman!
Movie poster for THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS from MGM Studios & Amazon Prime
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 23/09/2026
BUO = Busses of Unknown Origin
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Keep Columbus Beautiful @keepcbusbeautiful.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Join us and Columbus Food Rescue for The Big Table to talk about preventing food waste and keeping Columbus beautiful on Tuesday, September 29. Details👇 in comments.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 20/09/2026
Ooooh-kay. Did not go back to bed this morning. In fact, I overdid it, trying to meet someone else’s schedule, despite still being tender from surgery last spring. Aaaaaand now I’m pretty sure I’m going to pay for it.
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Look Whos Talking James Ubriacco
Alt: Look Whos Talking James Ubriacco
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 19/09/2026
I’ve been thinking that since the buy-out. (Sell-out?) 😝
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 19/09/2026
I really ought to go back to bed, today…
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ChaoticRambler She/Her @chaoticrambler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My historically accurate version of the Odyssey did not dominate the box office as I hoped.
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ferret box
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026
Okay… Having had enough of the “real” world this morning, I’m going to throw stew ingredients in a pot and write for a couple of hours! #amwriting
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026
Isn’t living in the “Information” Age great?🙄😬🙃
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026
Thank you for sharing his story.❤️
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026
I’m so sorry.💔
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My grandfather, who is 102 and a medical doctor, has told me about the times before polio was cured. Most years, upon returning to school after summer’s break, there would be some children would didn’t make it back to school because of polio.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026
Thank you. He was a lovely person, and his polio survival shaped my family for generations. (He has a great-nephew named for him now.❤️) We mustn’t let the truth about devastating disease and life-saving vaccines be swept under the rug. Thank you for your research and your voice!
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 18/09/2026
My uncle survived polio as a toddler in the mid-1940s, but lived the rest of his life with a severe limp and brain damage from extreme fever. His siblings were sent to their grandparents for months because caring for him through polio was a 24/7 job for his mom.
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Kate Starbird @katestarbird.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And now these folks want to claim that the vaccine that came as a miracle, saving countless children and immeasurable pain, is a "massive fraud"? The ignorant arrogance of a (subset of) society that has erased its history and replaced it with conspiracy theory.
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WOR$T GIRL IN ACADEMIA @medievaliste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once again, the median pay for an adjunct professor in the United States of America is $3,500 per course. Not per month, per course.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Muppet Classic Theater (1994, VHS) : 4320s
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
Thank you.❤️❤️❤️Fortunately, I’ve got a great spouse and a strong sibling who both lighten the load. Still, it’s a struggle to heal, work, help, cover all the bases…as you know! Be kind to yourself today, too!❤️❤️❤️(And with that, I’d better scoot. May you have a great day!☀️
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
What? Does he actually think he’s lightening the mood about a very serious topic? Or is he just not serious? (Don’t answer that.)
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
Thank you SO much. You’re 100% right. You’re doing amazing things with the hand you’ve been dealt. We’ll reach our goals, and we’ll care for loved-ones (And ourselves!) along the way!❤️❤️❤️
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I always start Hispanic Heritage Month with a HUGE fuck you to everyone who has given me a 1-star review for the Spanish in my novels and/or called me a slur. I’m still here and doing what I want. Me pueden besar el culo. Anyway, this is only $1.99!!! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B09N...
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
You can do it!!! Really, I’ve been struggling much too long. (Between my surgeries, Mom’s illness…) I think I’m actually growing in my craft, writing “bigger” narratives, etc, but let’s face it: I gotta finish more work!!! Gotta new crit partner lined up, so it’s do or die or look like a flop.
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Jodie Creaky-Bones Griffin @jodiegriffin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bring on Soup Season!!!!!
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
Gotta go do some real-life stuff, but I’m going after that WIP turning point later today!😜
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
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Yes! Thumbs Up Sheep
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
Looking at YOU, current WIP turning point! #amwriting
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Reuters @reuters.com · 15/09/2026
FTC chair suspicious of calls for AI antitrust exemptions reut.rs/46qLiK5
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FTC chair suspicious of calls for AI antitrust exemptions
The chairman of the U.S. Federal Trade Commission said on Tuesday ​that "everyone should be deeply suspicious" about AI companies ‌seeking antitrust exemptions while they also lobby for new regulations.
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Nichole Christoff @nicholechristoff.com · 15/09/2026
As a kid, I LOVED that show!
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Rijksmuseum @rijksmuseum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What do you love most about your dog? 🐾 Loyal, expressive, and often stealing the scene, dogs have been showing up in paintings for centuries and we hope they have no intention of stopping. 🐕 👁️ Discover more dogs: www.rijksmuseum.nl/en/collection/no…
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