Reposted by Incognito ergo cumDr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds. 5756631537
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have never heard such loser talk in my life 131
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just learned that the teletubbies are a polycule with a whole bunch of kids and I have no idea how to process this 000
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026JFC how did we get to this... I grew up in a small coastal community with a lifeboat station and those guys were SAINTED. Every shop had a collection tin, every charity event would support them - not always just them, the local kids hospice and air ambulance were popular too. 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumJane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight 721801538
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Old housemate came back to town for a visit. As we were walking around town and noticing what had changed it became obvious the majority of the new businesses opened are chicken shops. Is this all we do now? Eat chicken and try to stave off despair? 120
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Build yourself into someone that a person might want to spend time with. That's pretty much it, you also have to keep putting yourself in situations where you meet people and eventually vibes and sparks happen. Hard to do with no free time and no disposable income, but not an unthinkable prospect 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"We are NOT being antisemitic, YOU'RE just being Jewish wrong!!!" From the establishment that recently brought us "we were NOT being racist, he was just being Black wrong!!!!" 121642
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumDan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026listen, there’s no two ways about it: the earth is heading for catastrophe. we can’t avert that, we must accept it. but, we can desperately try to mitigate the devastation. and we need your help, gentleman THE RICHEST MOST POWERFUL GUYS IN THE WORLD: no we’d rather be paedophiles 1667
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Loads of posts of this on FB this morning on the lines of "he gets it now that it's affected him" and honestly IDGAF. I know there is some utility in high profile RW folk decrying awful shit to an audience that might potentially listen to them, but I'm never treating them as having changed. 110
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026There has to be a legal case against Uber trying to sleight of hand users into signing up to their subscription service when so many of their users are drunk 000
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Exposure therapy: they drop you on a mountain and you die of exposure 010
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I didn't kill the guy! But I believe his memorial is actually an anti-me hate rally and nothing else. I am now The Victim. 016427
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Making the optimistic assumption that there are still humans in a hundred years, and organised societies with enough abundance to support academia: I do wonder what future historians will say about the decades of inaction on climate change 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumMallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 12/08/2026We urgently need to reverse global warming while we can still afford to. Mad that multiple heat waves into the year the news still isn't publishing this obvious fact. 350791
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Really fucks me off when people try to sound like they know what they're doing by repeating words they've heard competent people use. The thing is it never works, if you don't understand the words you're using then the sentence you build with them will invariably be nonsense 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Politicians and pundits giving up human rights of some "in order to win" is like players scoring on their own goal "in order to win." Yes, you're scoring. You've also forgotten the game, and why you're playing, and what winning even is, and you have to be benched in favor of people who remember. 111120322
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Used to work part time in an offy. Everyone worked alone apart from one of the other part timers who was always scheduled to work doubled up with someone else, manager told me she couldn't be trusted. Her chavvy boyfriend used to just turn up and hang out while she was there working... 120
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumKym Deyn @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026An aside, but my cuntiest lucid dream was where I was chased by these shitbag teenage mages who wanted me dead, and they finally caught up to me & surrounded me. And I said "I'm going to kill you all. Every single one of you." They all laughed and one said "How??" and I said "Like this" and woke up. 110310
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I could sweat Theresa May declared a climate emergency then... did nothing about it. How have we ended up with Andy Burnham coming in and being worse? 010
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Did anyone else spit their coffee when he said "I haven't abused public money" and "my expenses are zero" Like yeah we kind of get that you're being paid for by someone other than us dickhead, that's the problem 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumflyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The 2010s, a coal mine stuffed full of dead canaries. 116421
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Yeah I feel pretty sick. Fuck everybody who made this happen 020
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026It would be really useful if humans had a feature where our voices got quieter the more patently stupid bullshit we said. 020
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 23/06/2026This dude is paid for his insights, which are published for others to read. Stanley, I implore you, find a job to which you are more suited. Like doorstop. 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026A lot of people told us that you have to meet people halfway, and when we asked them "halfway to what?", they said we were stupid children. 0172
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Honestly might be my most cancellable take but fuck free speech. The freedom to spout whatever garbage, lies, hate, into our lives is the freedom to piss in the river. People (and corporations) should have as much responsibility for their words as anything else they put into the world. 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumCobie Cipher Triangulation Agency @cobieef.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It needs repeating over and over... The far-right and racist rioters are not protesting violent crime. Almost all violent crime is ignored by them. They are rioting about the existence of black and brown people. And it isn't depressing or sad. It's the destruction of an entire nation. 0135
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It's probably a bad sign if your festival headliner is a one hit wonder 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumHannah @nah.cat · 05/06/2026The vagueness in the EHRC guidance is the point. If you are asked to police access to services in any way: Ask for more clarity. Ask for rules. Refuse to "use your own judgement" - insist that you are not an expert. Express concern about potential legal action. Ask if this is in your contract. 184
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Bluesky can be a bit of a bubble, but goddamn is it the right kind of bubble for me. Hundreds of comments here all in unison telling Sky News to fuck off 062
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Me, fifteen seconds ago: There's no way this can possibly go wrong Me, now: Oh no 000
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026"Government sources have until recently defended the proposed deal, arguing it would cost £100bn to compensate private sector creditors and take it under public control." Our government really is that fucking stupid. That blisteringly pig-shit thick. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...theguardian.comThames Water rescue deal threatened by uncertainty over next prime ministerExclusive: Potential investors fear Andy Burnham could push to bring utility companies into public ownership 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumNJ @nojusticemtg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I have ruined this very good piece of data visualisation with ms paint but I think the point it makes is clear 5549
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 12/05/2026one theme running through toby's essay that i think deserves more emphasis is this: reactionary centrists like starmer are simultaneously bullying towards their own supporters and grovelling towards their opponents. it is this abject lack of self-respect that makes them seem so weak 181549326
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Oh crap I should probably figure out who I can vote for huh? 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumJack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 17/06/2025I met someone who has views further to my left which made me think I may hold some conservative beliefs. Rather than confront any of that shit I just called them a Tankie and got on with my day #Resist 🌐🌊 13510
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The elite is anyone who might think they're smarter than me, or morally superior to me. 010
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumRue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @handle.invalid · 30/03/2026Harry Redknapp and the Chamber of Secrets 062
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sometimes I can hear my blood, is that normal? 010
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Cycling to get around is pretty good, relatively cheap and quick and healthy. But there is the downside that every time you go over a bump the seat punches you in the taint 031
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 12/03/2026War, genocide, climate collapse... and I'm just sitting at my desk making phone calls about sales orders. Might be time to find a new job 000
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 27/02/2026The "family voting" scare is pretty blatant bullshit but entertain it for a moment with me - what seems more likely? Muslim women being intimidated into voting green when they would have voted for reform WASP women being intimidated into voting reform when they would have voted green 000
Reposted by Incognito ergo cumVicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Their argument is: rich white people are allowed to do whatever they want, and that includes pedo islands or rounding up the rest in camps. There is no contradiction, no hypocrisy, no argument that will sway them. The ideology is: power is moral 0843227
Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I've seen plenty of people make the claim that Corbyn was within ~3000 votes of becoming PM and I've seen it rubbished in this dismissive way every time. So I downloaded the constituency results to check the numbers myself 120