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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have never heard such loser talk in my life
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my_random_name @handle.invalid · 15/06/2025
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(Airport!)
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just learned that the teletubbies are a polycule with a whole bunch of kids and I have no idea how to process this
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
JFC how did we get to this... I grew up in a small coastal community with a lifeboat station and those guys were SAINTED. Every shop had a collection tin, every charity event would support them - not always just them, the local kids hospice and air ambulance were popular too.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Old housemate came back to town for a visit. As we were walking around town and noticing what had changed it became obvious the majority of the new businesses opened are chicken shops. Is this all we do now? Eat chicken and try to stave off despair?
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Build yourself into someone that a person might want to spend time with. That's pretty much it, you also have to keep putting yourself in situations where you meet people and eventually vibes and sparks happen. Hard to do with no free time and no disposable income, but not an unthinkable prospect
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"We are NOT being antisemitic, YOU'RE just being Jewish wrong!!!" From the establishment that recently brought us "we were NOT being racist, he was just being Black wrong!!!!"
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
listen, there’s no two ways about it: the earth is heading for catastrophe. we can’t avert that, we must accept it. but, we can desperately try to mitigate the devastation. and we need your help, gentleman THE RICHEST MOST POWERFUL GUYS IN THE WORLD: no we’d rather be paedophiles
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Loads of posts of this on FB this morning on the lines of "he gets it now that it's affected him" and honestly IDGAF. I know there is some utility in high profile RW folk decrying awful shit to an audience that might potentially listen to them, but I'm never treating them as having changed.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There has to be a legal case against Uber trying to sleight of hand users into signing up to their subscription service when so many of their users are drunk
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Exposure therapy: they drop you on a mountain and you die of exposure
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I didn't kill the guy! But I believe his memorial is actually an anti-me hate rally and nothing else. I am now The Victim.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Making the optimistic assumption that there are still humans in a hundred years, and organised societies with enough abundance to support academia: I do wonder what future historians will say about the decades of inaction on climate change
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Mallory Moore @sexabolition.blog · 12/08/2026
We urgently need to reverse global warming while we can still afford to. Mad that multiple heat waves into the year the news still isn't publishing this obvious fact.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Really fucks me off when people try to sound like they know what they're doing by repeating words they've heard competent people use. The thing is it never works, if you don't understand the words you're using then the sentence you build with them will invariably be nonsense
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Politicians and pundits giving up human rights of some "in order to win" is like players scoring on their own goal "in order to win." Yes, you're scoring. You've also forgotten the game, and why you're playing, and what winning even is, and you have to be benched in favor of people who remember.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Used to work part time in an offy. Everyone worked alone apart from one of the other part timers who was always scheduled to work doubled up with someone else, manager told me she couldn't be trusted. Her chavvy boyfriend used to just turn up and hang out while she was there working...
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Kym Deyn @handle.invalid · 15/07/2026
An aside, but my cuntiest lucid dream was where I was chased by these shitbag teenage mages who wanted me dead, and they finally caught up to me & surrounded me. And I said "I'm going to kill you all. Every single one of you." They all laughed and one said "How??" and I said "Like this" and woke up.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Cackling that I caught a block for this
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I could sweat Theresa May declared a climate emergency then... did nothing about it. How have we ended up with Andy Burnham coming in and being worse?
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Did anyone else spit their coffee when he said "I haven't abused public money" and "my expenses are zero" Like yeah we kind of get that you're being paid for by someone other than us dickhead, that's the problem
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The 2010s, a coal mine stuffed full of dead canaries.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yeah I feel pretty sick. Fuck everybody who made this happen
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It would be really useful if humans had a feature where our voices got quieter the more patently stupid bullshit we said.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This dude is paid for his insights, which are published for others to read. Stanley, I implore you, find a job to which you are more suited. Like doorstop.
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
A lot of people told us that you have to meet people halfway, and when we asked them "halfway to what?", they said we were stupid children.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Honestly might be my most cancellable take but fuck free speech. The freedom to spout whatever garbage, lies, hate, into our lives is the freedom to piss in the river. People (and corporations) should have as much responsibility for their words as anything else they put into the world.
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Cobie Cipher Triangulation Agency @cobieef.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It needs repeating over and over... The far-right and racist rioters are not protesting violent crime. Almost all violent crime is ignored by them. They are rioting about the existence of black and brown people. And it isn't depressing or sad. It's the destruction of an entire nation.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's probably a bad sign if your festival headliner is a one hit wonder
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Hannah @nah.cat · 05/06/2026
The vagueness in the EHRC guidance is the point. If you are asked to police access to services in any way: Ask for more clarity. Ask for rules. Refuse to "use your own judgement" - insist that you are not an expert. Express concern about potential legal action. Ask if this is in your contract.
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Bluesky can be a bit of a bubble, but goddamn is it the right kind of bubble for me. Hundreds of comments here all in unison telling Sky News to fuck off
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Me, fifteen seconds ago: There's no way this can possibly go wrong Me, now: Oh no
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Government sources have until recently defended the proposed deal, arguing it would cost £100bn to compensate private sector creditors and take it under public control." Our government really is that fucking stupid. That blisteringly pig-shit thick. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Thames Water rescue deal threatened by uncertainty over next prime minister
Exclusive: Potential investors fear Andy Burnham could push to bring utility companies into public ownership
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NJ @nojusticemtg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have ruined this very good piece of data visualisation with ms paint but I think the point it makes is clear
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 12/05/2026
one theme running through toby's essay that i think deserves more emphasis is this: reactionary centrists like starmer are simultaneously bullying towards their own supporters and grovelling towards their opponents. it is this abject lack of self-respect that makes them seem so weak
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Oh crap I should probably figure out who I can vote for huh?
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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I met someone who has views further to my left which made me think I may hold some conservative beliefs. Rather than confront any of that shit I just called them a Tankie and got on with my day #Resist 🌐🌊
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The elite is anyone who might think they're smarter than me, or morally superior to me.
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @handle.invalid · 30/03/2026
Harry Redknapp and the Chamber of Secrets
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sometimes I can hear my blood, is that normal?
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Cycling to get around is pretty good, relatively cheap and quick and healthy. But there is the downside that every time you go over a bump the seat punches you in the taint
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
War, genocide, climate collapse... and I'm just sitting at my desk making phone calls about sales orders. Might be time to find a new job
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The "family voting" scare is pretty blatant bullshit but entertain it for a moment with me - what seems more likely? Muslim women being intimidated into voting green when they would have voted for reform WASP women being intimidated into voting reform when they would have voted green
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Vicky ACAB @vickyacab.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Their argument is: rich white people are allowed to do whatever they want, and that includes pedo islands or rounding up the rest in camps. There is no contradiction, no hypocrisy, no argument that will sway them. The ideology is: power is moral
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I've seen plenty of people make the claim that Corbyn was within ~3000 votes of becoming PM and I've seen it rubbished in this dismissive way every time. So I downloaded the constituency results to check the numbers myself
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Surely the plural of Smurf should be Smurves
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Incognito ergo cum @nexdude.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
2 panel comic, first panel is a man who has pissed himself with a faceless crowd of people surrounding him pointing and laughing. Second panel is a close up of the man smiling with a speech bubble saying "Heh. Rent free"
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