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Hannah

@nah.cat
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Middle-aged trans woman living in Scotland. Married / poly / kinky / lefty / green. ADHD and cPTSD haver. A bit witchy. Very much pro-Angine de Poitrine. No cops. No tories. No AI.

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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 15h
Ofwat appoints Grant Thornton to help improve South East Water performance l £6m wasted. Similar exercise at Thames Water yielded zilch. SEW has £1.7bn debt, can't raise new money, loses 100m litres of water a day to leaks, customers fleeced for decades. End the scam. Nationalise water.
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Ofwat lines up independent monitor for troubled South East Water
The water regulator plans to appoint Grant Thornton to a multimillion-pound contract overseeing the utility's performance and turnaround plan, Sky News learns.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 06/10/2026
Cool. Cool. Now where do we get uranium from again? Oh yeah, Kazakhstan, which shares a huge land border with Russia and China. But it's totally ok, neither Russia or China have expansionist ambitions.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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Hannah @nah.cat · 05/10/2026
Look, it has been a hard day at the Siberian Plague Institute, but everybody can cheer themselves up with this far happier news. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Jeffrey Archer, former Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Lord Archer died peacefully at home between writing sessions, his publisher said
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Hannah @nah.cat · 05/10/2026
Plague outbreak, is it? Monday, is it?
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Hannah @nah.cat · 04/10/2026
*watching the Star Trek: Strange New Worlds finale* Me: It's a giant space vagina. Husb: HANNAH! Me: but ... it is ...
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Hannah @nah.cat · 03/10/2026
Technically, around 120 Cardinals elected him.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 03/10/2026
Why would I want to watch videos of cats being weirdos that are generated by AI? The joy of cats being weirdos is the reality and relatability of domestic cat behaviour. You might as well generate videos of cats smoking and drinking pints of you are going to fake it.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 03/10/2026
Anyway, I officially have D-cup boobs now. Measure your busts and get properly fitting underwear, gals. 👍 (I am getting weird, conflicting "the world is going to shit" vs "but I have boobs" vibes that I am having difficulty resolving.)
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
call me crazy guys but I don't think ethno-nationalists should be allowed on mainstream political tv shows. because of the ethno-nationalism?
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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/10/2026
If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula
Photograph of Tory minister Norman Tebbit. He is old, with a wan, drawn face, mostly bald with patches of white hair at his ears. He is wearing a dark blue suit, pale blue shirt with a navy blue tie and he has a pair of glasses on.
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brie skull emoji @brie-skull-emoji.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh, so trans women were right about him? so we were right? trans women were right about gavin newsom? trans women were correct? trans women fucking told you so?
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Ed Poole @edpoole1975.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Of course this is the reason I suspect Wes Streeting wanted to take contracting off NHS England and bring it into the Department of Health, so ministers could make decision to appease tech bro donors rather than clinicians, who have to use the software asking awkward questions.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/10/2026
Why do we capitulate to Thatcher's trite "every housewife with a weekly budget" nonsense to this day. Look at the debt literally being created out of nothing to fund the mad AI buildout. What kind of prudent housewifery is The Market applying there? Yet Government must have Fiscal Rules?
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fiscal headroom is not a pot of money sitting at the Bank of England. It is simply the estimated margin by which the government is forecast to meet the fiscal rules it has chosen to impose upon itself.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/10/2026
It's funny, but honestly I think it is really powerful to see minds at work, doing philosophical enquiry at a time when so much was unknown and so much must have seemed capricious. Think about how threatening and chaotic floods, crop blights or unexpected cold winters must have been.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks Reagan 😕 The Republican agenda for the past 45 years in one chart 👇🏽
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Hannah @nah.cat · 01/10/2026
YES
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Hannah @nah.cat · 26/09/2026
Whatever its technical and other merits, Breaking Bad was one-note grief porn and should be nowhere near a Top Ten. Hill I will die on.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I do not have any problem conceding that The Red Wedding changed the culture. in fact I think it gave a lot of white dude showrunners absolute brain worms and vastly increased the number of narratively pointless shock deaths we all had to sit through from someone trying to get a piece of that hype
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Hannah @nah.cat · 26/09/2026
AI is just a GPU's way of making more GPUs.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 24/09/2026
This is like training a dog to take fivers out of your hand, then releasing him into a shop, then acting horrified when the shop owner complains that the dog stole a fiver right out of someone's hand. THEN the papers running: Dog Escapes Confinement And Accesses Customers Personal Bank Accounts
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Hannah @nah.cat · 22/09/2026
His name was Andy Burnham. His name was Andy Burnham. *spads and donors join in* His name was Andy Burnham.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 22/09/2026
My place of work has just imposed budgets on AI token spend so that's any token-intensive AI workflows fucked. I have been vocal about the inevitability of per-token charging for multiple years, so I am not sure whether to be sad, gleeful or disgusted about this happening.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 21/09/2026
Wow. Having to explain Charlie Brown and the football to a millennial psychotherapist really is a peak Gen-X experience.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 19/09/2026
Am I going mental? Every day the media is saturated with AI Apocalypse stories. Supposed academics are writing papers about threats of mutually-assured destruction. Politicians and ex-politicians across the board are freaking out. But where is the evidence that any of it is actually happening?
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Hannah @nah.cat · 18/09/2026
Can I just point out that +-=÷× or however the fuck it goes is *arithmetic* not mathematics.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 18/09/2026
"Carbon footprint" is the biggest con ever run by corporate lobbies. I suppose there is an argument that the recycling message might have raised public consciousness a bit, but for what benefit? One data centre build fucks years of "carbon savings" from personal "carbon footprint" lowering.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 15/09/2026
Happier post: rainbow over New Asgard, from the weekend.
Photograph of a harbour at low tide. The harbour walls merge into rocks below, which are only exposed at low tide. Several small boats are resting on the muddy sea bottom. In the distance some cliffs rise from the sea and, over them, sitting low in the sky, a rainbow has appeared.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 15/09/2026
Look, AI *will* kill us all but not because it is good at what it does. It will kill us all because of the resources it consumes, the environmental damage that causes, the social unrest it foments and the distraction it provides for politicians.
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Malevolent Miss @malevolent-miss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Does anyone else ever wonder if the compulsion to click tongs before we use them is just the early stages of the carcinization process and the crab genetics are starting to make an appearance?
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Angry Red Crab Animation
Alt: Angry Red Crab Animation
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🏳️‍⚧️ Decapitated Princess Jackie @jackiesupernova.northsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is where I’m at. If Democrats want to win then they need to understand one simple truth. ALL OF US OR NONE OF US.
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Them Fatale, @mxthemfatale.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A lot of abled folks piping up about their disappointment in this vote outcome, who are absolutely silent when disabled people campaign for a quality of life. The UK has done nothing with the recommendations made by the UN on its blatant disregard of disabled human rights.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 11/09/2026
In the name of fuck. Alex Sobel, Floella Benjamin, Zac Goldsmith and Arlene fucking Foster hardly comprise a Brain Trust but here they are warning about AI Super Intelligence. At first glance I would say gullible, gullible, paid for, paid for. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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UK lawmakers urge Burnham to back ban on superintelligent AI after chilling warnings
Letter from 70 MPs and peers follows Anthropic employee’s claim new technology could wipe out humans
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Hannah @nah.cat · 08/09/2026
Anyway I'm glad that we have AGI now, and that Capitalism is over.
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 07/09/2026
I just cannot parse the massive difference in the response to pro-Palestine protests and these masked far right mobs. I mean, I know the answer to this question, but: how the fuck is the former "terrorism" and the latter "legitimate concerns"? Maybe a passing centrist could attempt to answer that?
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Phil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The answer to this is that they won't, on account of it would require them to eat a bit of crow and agree to work with the left, and they would rather burn the whole place to the ground.
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Cllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What the fuck do they mean 'spontaneous protest'? 1000 people spontaneously taking a walk around Dover with Balaclavas? Look at the social media of every Far-Right organiser in the UK... This was so clearly planned. This tells every Far-Right thug in the country that they have utter impunity.
BBC news reporting on the Far-Right blockade of Dover in which Kent Police call the activity a 'spontaneous protest'
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Goddess Luna @onelunagoddess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
More people need to hear this.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 04/09/2026
The first Roule of cheese night is do not talk about cheese night. The second Roule of cheese night is DO NOT talk about cheese night. (Husb and I deciding that we will not be able to share a single packet of Roule cheese.)
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🏳️‍⚧️Ms. Alice Cumgutter @alice22222.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I knew ai was coming for my job, but her trying to make one that’s submissive and breedable feels like a personal attack.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/09/2026
There is one reservoir up there that feeds the treatment works that supplies most of the tap water for East Lothian and Berwickshire, as well as a nice hydroelectric scheme. This is going to fuck the entire region.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/09/2026
What GIF pops up when you type your name? Surprisingly, it's not Hannah Montana.
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Sharkia Shark
Alt: Sharkia Shark - I have no idea what this is, but its a person wearing a shark suit on a short stretch of beach next to the water. They are dancing.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 02/09/2026
Ah yes, the "most optimistic" future that will absolutely, definitely happen because we totally have it together as a nation and as a wider global community. We are absolutely focused, we know what we are doing, and we are making concrete changes. Well done, everybody, we are fucked.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 30/08/2026
The wokerati are deadnaming Lake America.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 28/08/2026
I mean ...
Poster for the film "Underwater" starring Kristen Stewart. The poster features a closeup of the right side of Stewart's face framed on the right side, with a heavily blurred background showing on the left. The tagline reads: "7 miles below the ocean surface something has awakened."
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Hannah @nah.cat · 28/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Nosferaone
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Hannah @nah.cat · 28/08/2026
The referendum is built into the GFA: if a "majority of those [who would be] voting appears to favour unity." You can't just "take it off the table" without fucking up the GFA. Incredibly irresponsible from Burnham. So much for the great northern mayor who understands nations and regions.
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Hannah @nah.cat · 26/08/2026
I can't believe I am saying this, but Baudrillard and co were 100% correct about the evolution of culture and meaning.
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