getting all of your tattoos in the same exact spots on my body so people don't think you're cool and original anymore
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a wizard with a bone to pick
a wizard with a bone to pick
![Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.
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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nycc7oummopgeptw555s6icn/bafkreicwbyb3msa5cnllbexjrxrmuw2s6qj36aiitv2tp5aos5nsz2pem4)
![Wikipedia page for Office Burger
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The Office Burger, first introduced in the year 2000, [1] became known as the signature burger at Father's Office, a chain of gastropubs located in Los Angeles county, California. [2]
Office Burger
A picture of the Office Burger
Caption: The Office burger, popularized at Father's Office gastropubs in Los Angeles, California
Type Hamburger
Course Main
Place of origin Father's Office
Region or state Los Angeles County, california
Associated cuisine Beer, french fries
Created by Sang Yoon](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:smzck2f35vetpfphtrja74gi/bafkreiha7jsxvmhxw6znpq7q2646ngakhvfug5ricxrluh2zbzedgdti7y)
![For Sale: Gender Reveal Tire (@SparrowAdorer) on Twitter:
"So what's your take"
"This subway should be filled with sarin, a deadly nerve agent"
"100% disagree"
[On the left Subway Takes host Kareem Rahma. On the right, Aum Shinrikyo cult leader Shoko Asahara.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreibbg6pnjwb3zkugvnctwpmofmnga6ugonbbsuapn7blphybzmvylu)
