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@nerkitt.bsky.social
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Rat (r. sapiens norvegicus). A bit weird. Amateur cook. Into books, games, rocketship novels. May contain German, Random Stuff and a bit of NSFW. linktr.ee/nerkitt

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Rpunkt @rpunkt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nunja…
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Shiloh Skye @shilohskye.com · 02/10/2026
Huh. Seems like outlining vague shapes in nebulas and placing cities where the brightest stars are is a pretty decent way to start drawing a fantasy map.
A picture of a red nebula in space with a black outline drawn around some of its clouds to make a possible outline for a landmass. Black dots have also been made on the brightest stars within the outlines.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As have I.
Cover of the Perry Rhodan calendar 2027 featuring a lovely illustration by the late Swen Papenbrock Calendar page from the same calendar featuring a delightful comic illustration by Michael VogtA page from the same calendar featuring an amazing airbrush illustration by Alfred Kelsner
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Overworked Animals 🔜 Futrołajki @owa.band · 02/10/2026
Corporate has granted us yet another #bandcampfriday: no need to buy anything, but feel free to share and help us reach more listeners! And yes, new things happening soon 👀
overworkedanimals.bandcamp.com
Overworked Animals
Musical special interest group within OWA Inc. // Our office is located right between Expectation Management and the Room for Improvement // Furry Band based in Europe, making sometimes serious, somet...
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
*Carpybara
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inadvisable TTRPG premise #137: OSR dungeon crawler which initially appears to award XP based on the number of map hexes explored, except as you read the XP tables it becomes increasingly obvious what's really happening is that PCs are being mutated into weird monsters by magic radiation [...] (1/2)
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Ravus @ravuslupus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone pointed out that "quatre-vingt-dix-neuf ballons" scans and I absolutely hate it.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Now I do, too, thanks.
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Inx @inxanityoce.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy International Raccoon Appreciation Day #raccoon
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 01/10/2026
Facebook is a hot mess of garbage that I only still have for very stupid reasons, but every so often it serves up something beautiful. I will probably never be anywhere near this coffee shop, but if I were, I would throw money at them
A facebook post from Caffe Lucca - which appears to be in Halifax - that reads "We don't use AI for anything, but we don't want to be left behind with so many restaurants churning out slick flyers. Here's our best made-by-humans approximation." The image shows a white person with short hair holding three paper coffee cups in about four hands. The fingers are all weird and the images have been pasted together badly. Down the left side of the image, a series of paper coffee cup sleeves have been written on. They say "coffee!" and "hurry!" and "cud" among other somewhat random and repetitive words.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ich auch nicht… bis ich meinerseits vor etwa drei Stunden darauf hingewiesen wurde. :D
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Servicepost für alle unter der Woche Arbeitenden in Deutschland: Samstag ist Feiertag, die Läden haben dicht. Entsprechend voll werden die Geschäfte morgen nach Feierabend sein. Bitte, gern geschehen. :)
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s quickly made shitpost…
A cartoon drawing of a mime, miming the action of angrily hitting one's ceiling with a broom handle. The caption reads, "The Mime's upstairs neighbor was listening to John Cage's 4 minutes and 33 seconds far too loudly again."
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Peter Breuer @peterbreuer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ein noch nicht freigegebenes KI-Modell ist aus seiner geschlossenen Entwicklungsumgebung ausgebrochen und hat südöstlich von Lüneburg neben der Bundesstraße 216 selbstständig Heidekartoffeln geerntet.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not just Americans. Back in the 1980s when Italy was the most popular destination for German tourists, most touristy places there offered German food as well. Might even still be the case today. Which completely baffles me, knowing Italian food.
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CD Seadragom @seadrag.com · 28/09/2026
What I desperately miss about MSN Messenger wasn't being 15, or nudges, or screen names or anything, it was the fact that when you weren't online, you couldn't be messaged, and if you didn't want to make yourself known you could Appear Offline. Oh and no Read Receipts. Modern DMs are torture.
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𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒛 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇪🇺 @electroheinz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fischdosen Hersteller Appel hat 145jähriges Jubiläum. Deren Marketing Abteilung hat die Fischdose als "Apple" designed, mit "Apps", und ich liege hier laut lachend unter dem Tisch. Genial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Appel Fischdose im "Apple" Look mit "App Icons"
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Cauliflower cream soup with pumpkin seed croutons and a drizzle of pumpkin seed oil.
A bowl of creamy soup with crunchy croutons and small splashes of blackish oil
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: French onion soup. Absolutely delicious, but volcanically hot. A dangerous combination.
An oven proof bowl with soup, hardly visible next to the au gratin cheese baguette on top of it
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 15/11/2024
It’s 1981 and you’re in the city getting chased by corrupt cops 👮🏼‍♀️🚓 #1980s #eighties #strangerthings #synthwave #retro
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TY-PESH-ula @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vanishes mysteriously
TY: that was a great week of socializing! (recedes into shadows) now it's time for me to go back to being a recluse
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Cauliflower, spelt grain and cheese patties with some leftover green beans and white sauce. The parties came out softer and more crumbly than intended, but still quite acceptable.
A plate containing three golden-brown fried patties, a heap of beans and a too-large splotch of white sauce
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oof. My car didn't pass inspection, and getting it ready will set me back about 1000€ (in addition to the 200€ today's attempt already cost me). On the plus side, I was lucky enough to get an appointment next Tuesday for getting everything done, so there's that.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So, yeah, that was probably the weather. Ever since waking up today, I felt like I was walking around with a lead weight on my brain. At least I got my car to the workshop. Time to switch from loratadin to St John's wort for this year, I guess.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 23/09/2026
Achoo
A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each. Skull Panda starts to sneeze. The third panel, he sneezes so hard that it shoots him into the fourth panel, colliding with himself. As they are lying in a pile on the ground, the second skull Panda sneezes, launching them out of the bottom of the 6th panel
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Panko-breaded cauliflower florets with home-made gochugaru mayo. When I was little, my mom used to make a more basic version of this with regular breadcrumbs, so this version combines fond memories with excellent crunch and a Korean touch. I like it. ❤️
A big heap of fried cauliflower florets on a plate, looking a lot like chicken bits, next to a bowl of reddish orange dip
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: "No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I'm way too smart for that." Serial Killer:
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
...I even managed to unpack and store several things that have been waiting since EF now. ^^;
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone’s doin’ their best and everyone’s burnt the f out and everyone needs more grace from everyone but everyone can’t find it to give if they don’t have the space to recover and we all collectively need a deep breath and a hot bubble bath and a break to rebuild our patience and energy.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*looks at gun* …I doubt you'd be able to execute me without the appropriate function.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tidied the car on Monday, stripped and dressed the bed yesterday and cleaned the kitchen today, after not having managed any of these for far too long. I seem to be having an episode of executive function, or whatever the opposite of "dysfunction" might be. Call it what you will, I'll take it.
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One More Horizon @funnyhotelguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beyond excited to see the preview for the Fallen London RPG. Just scrolling down I knew ahead of time that there were some things unfinished but this looks like it really needs some work, hah! Anyway very excited, I didn't know the PDF would make me so hungry. I had to reprint it a few times...
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Personally, I'm quite happy with Rogue Fang… but I've heard a couple times already that their cuts are not to everybody's taste.
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CoVahr 🦊🐉🎹 @covahr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Furry invades music store! 🦊🎶 FoxDerg exploring all sorts of strange sound machines but could finally found the right piano! 🎹 Thank you Klangfarbe Wien and @aw.at for making the concerts possible! Amazing video by @cartooncoon.bsky.social #furry #furryfandom #furries
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antlers @cervine.online · 18/09/2026
Decorative bottles on a shelf which have letters that spell "Ha Mouse"
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm not in the habit of reading while climbing, thanks. Or climbing in general, for that matter. =o.o=
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wow, that first panel almost managed to trigger my vertigo. Well done!
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Lovecraft predicted early 2000s music.
A sentence from "He", a story published by Lovecraft in September 1926, that reads: "The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal."
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First Among Equals @pyncster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here we go! Last night, I finished the last book in this year's stack. Which means I get to start on next year's stack early! =^_^= (It's still missing two books that I'll need to collect from the bookstore, but I'd say its stackadelicious glory is unmistakable already.)
A big stack of books, ordered by format.Bottom-up, they are:
- "La Groete" by Thomas Pigor
- "Relinquished Realms" by Joaquín Baldwin 
- "Game of Life" by Alex Vance and Rob MacWolf 
- "Helkite" by Roscoe G. Beetle
- "Der Graf von Monte Christo" by Alexandre Dumas
- "Weasel Under the Sun" by Kyell Gold 
- "Writer Ways" by Tim Susman 
- "Lyneham" by Nils Westerboer
- "Muss ich das gelesen haben?" by Teresa Reichl
- "Six of Crows" by Leigh Barduro
- "The Book of Doors" by Gareth Brown
- "Nikita" by Vladimir Nabokov
- "Die zweite Haut" and "Die Kälte des Feuers" by Dean Koontz
- "Allmen und der Koi" by Martin Suter
- "Der Malteser Falke" by Dashiell Hammett
- "Die Kinder des Wüstenplaneten" by Frank Herbert 
- "The Well of Ascension" by Brandon Sanderson
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I believe in online discourse they're called "fundamentalist particles".
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ohmurr? *sich da echt nicht sicher ist* ^^;
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh dear. I believe I've got a reasonably good idea of who and where that refers to, and I'm sorry for them. :/
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
…und dann schneiden Sie es ab und erleben Sie hydra face one® und hydra face two®
Ein Werbeplakat für Kosmetik mit dem Slogan "Erleben Sie hydra face one®"
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Rebellin @rebellin161.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zusatztipp fürs restliche Kühlregal:Müller füllt auch massig No-Name-Milchprodukte ab. Wer das meiden will, checkt das kleine, ovale Siegel auf Joghurt, Käse & Milch. Steht dort DE SN 016 EG oder DE BY 113 EG, steckt Müller dahinter. Einfach stehen lassen! 🛑 #Verbrauchertipp #BoykottMüller
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ugh, sorry to hear that. :( I even used to like that song…
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