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Nerkitt

@nerkitt.bsky.social
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Rat (r. sapiens norvegicus). A bit weird. Amateur cook. Into books, games, rocketship novels. May contain German, Random Stuff and a bit of NSFW. linktr.ee/nerkitt

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 15h
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today’s quickly made shitpost…
A cartoon drawing of a mime, miming the action of angrily hitting one's ceiling with a broom handle. The caption reads, "The Mime's upstairs neighbor was listening to John Cage's 4 minutes and 33 seconds far too loudly again."
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Peter Breuer @peterbreuer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ein noch nicht freigegebenes KI-Modell ist aus seiner geschlossenen Entwicklungsumgebung ausgebrochen und hat südöstlich von Lüneburg neben der Bundesstraße 216 selbstständig Heidekartoffeln geerntet.
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CD Seadragom @seadrag.com · 28/09/2026
What I desperately miss about MSN Messenger wasn't being 15, or nudges, or screen names or anything, it was the fact that when you weren't online, you couldn't be messaged, and if you didn't want to make yourself known you could Appear Offline. Oh and no Read Receipts. Modern DMs are torture.
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𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒉𝒆𝒊𝒏𝒛 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰 🇪🇺 @electroheinz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fischdosen Hersteller Appel hat 145jähriges Jubiläum. Deren Marketing Abteilung hat die Fischdose als "Apple" designed, mit "Apps", und ich liege hier laut lachend unter dem Tisch. Genial. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Appel Fischdose im "Apple" Look mit "App Icons"
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Cauliflower cream soup with pumpkin seed croutons and a drizzle of pumpkin seed oil.
A bowl of creamy soup with crunchy croutons and small splashes of blackish oil
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Young man-- there's no need to feel down I said young man-- Pagliacci's in town You can go there-- see the world's greatest clown Now why do- you- wince- so sadly?
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: French onion soup. Absolutely delicious, but volcanically hot. A dangerous combination.
An oven proof bowl with soup, hardly visible next to the au gratin cheese baguette on top of it
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 15/11/2024
It’s 1981 and you’re in the city getting chased by corrupt cops 👮🏼‍♀️🚓 #1980s #eighties #strangerthings #synthwave #retro
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TY-PESHrookai @ty-pesh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
vanishes mysteriously
TY: that was a great week of socializing! (recedes into shadows) now it's time for me to go back to being a recluse
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Cauliflower, spelt grain and cheese patties with some leftover green beans and white sauce. The parties came out softer and more crumbly than intended, but still quite acceptable.
A plate containing three golden-brown fried patties, a heap of beans and a too-large splotch of white sauce
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oof. My car didn't pass inspection, and getting it ready will set me back about 1000€ (in addition to the 200€ today's attempt already cost me). On the plus side, I was lucky enough to get an appointment next Tuesday for getting everything done, so there's that.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 23/09/2026
Achoo
A six panel comic, three rows of two panels each. Skull Panda starts to sneeze. The third panel, he sneezes so hard that it shoots him into the fourth panel, colliding with himself. As they are lying in a pile on the ground, the second skull Panda sneezes, launching them out of the bottom of the 6th panel
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Panko-breaded cauliflower florets with home-made gochugaru mayo. When I was little, my mom used to make a more basic version of this with regular breadcrumbs, so this version combines fond memories with excellent crunch and a Korean touch. I like it. ❤️
A big heap of fried cauliflower florets on a plate, looking a lot like chicken bits, next to a bowl of reddish orange dip
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me: "No serial killer will ever lure me into their murder van. I'm way too smart for that." Serial Killer:
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Kuna @wryote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone’s doin’ their best and everyone’s burnt the f out and everyone needs more grace from everyone but everyone can’t find it to give if they don’t have the space to recover and we all collectively need a deep breath and a hot bubble bath and a break to rebuild our patience and energy.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tidied the car on Monday, stripped and dressed the bed yesterday and cleaned the kitchen today, after not having managed any of these for far too long. I seem to be having an episode of executive function, or whatever the opposite of "dysfunction" might be. Call it what you will, I'll take it.
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One More Horizon @funnyhotelguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beyond excited to see the preview for the Fallen London RPG. Just scrolling down I knew ahead of time that there were some things unfinished but this looks like it really needs some work, hah! Anyway very excited, I didn't know the PDF would make me so hungry. I had to reprint it a few times...
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CoVahr 🦊🐉🎹 @covahr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Furry invades music store! 🦊🎶 FoxDerg exploring all sorts of strange sound machines but could finally found the right piano! 🎹 Thank you Klangfarbe Wien and @aw.at for making the concerts possible! Amazing video by @cartooncoon.bsky.social #furry #furryfandom #furries
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antlers @cervine.online · 18/09/2026
Decorative bottles on a shelf which have letters that spell "Ha Mouse"
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Green approaches Blue, who is nestled comfortably within a large purple bean bag chair.
Green: How's the bean bag chair?
Blue: Comfy.

Blue watches in silent horror as Green jumps into the air, about to dive into the chair as well.
Green: Make way!

As Green dives in, Blue is launched into the air by the force of Green's landing.

Now cozied up in the bean bag chair, Green watches as Blue flies off in the distance, barely visible as a shred of colour on the sky.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Erkhyan Rafosa @erkhyan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Lovecraft predicted early 2000s music.
A sentence from "He", a story published by Lovecraft in September 1926, that reads: "The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal."
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First Among Equals @pyncster.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here we go! Last night, I finished the last book in this year's stack. Which means I get to start on next year's stack early! =^_^= (It's still missing two books that I'll need to collect from the bookstore, but I'd say its stackadelicious glory is unmistakable already.)
A big stack of books, ordered by format.Bottom-up, they are:
- "La Groete" by Thomas Pigor
- "Relinquished Realms" by Joaquín Baldwin 
- "Game of Life" by Alex Vance and Rob MacWolf 
- "Helkite" by Roscoe G. Beetle
- "Der Graf von Monte Christo" by Alexandre Dumas
- "Weasel Under the Sun" by Kyell Gold 
- "Writer Ways" by Tim Susman 
- "Lyneham" by Nils Westerboer
- "Muss ich das gelesen haben?" by Teresa Reichl
- "Six of Crows" by Leigh Barduro
- "The Book of Doors" by Gareth Brown
- "Nikita" by Vladimir Nabokov
- "Die zweite Haut" and "Die Kälte des Feuers" by Dean Koontz
- "Allmen und der Koi" by Martin Suter
- "Der Malteser Falke" by Dashiell Hammett
- "Die Kinder des Wüstenplaneten" by Frank Herbert 
- "The Well of Ascension" by Brandon Sanderson
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
…und dann schneiden Sie es ab und erleben Sie hydra face one® und hydra face two®
Ein Werbeplakat für Kosmetik mit dem Slogan "Erleben Sie hydra face one®"
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Rebellin @rebellin161.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Zusatztipp fürs restliche Kühlregal:Müller füllt auch massig No-Name-Milchprodukte ab. Wer das meiden will, checkt das kleine, ovale Siegel auf Joghurt, Käse & Milch. Steht dort DE SN 016 EG oder DE BY 113 EG, steckt Müller dahinter. Einfach stehen lassen! 🛑 #Verbrauchertipp #BoykottMüller
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And the final entry in this weekend's bake-a-thon at #chezRat: Sourdough and cheese crackers. A nice way to get rid of all the leftover sourdough starter.
A plate of golden-brown crackers
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Kate Elliott @kateelliottsff.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am not first and will be far from the last to say this: I have purchased so many books because I saw them recommended or publicized here on bsky. I cannot urge you all enough to KEEP TALKING ABOUT BOOKS. I know it's easier to talk up someone else's book, but this also means you, the shy author.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Heute mal was ganz neues -- ein Raketenheft der etwas anderen Art.
Ein Romanheft der Reihe "Gespenster-Krimi" mit dem Titel "Orbit der Verdammten". Das Cover zeigt in düsteren Farben eine Raumstation über einem Planeten. Eine Textblase wirbt mit "Von Perry-Rhodan-Autorin Marie Erikson".
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And this is where it all comes together… Hokkaido squash, pumpkin seeds, pumpkin spice -- pumpkin bread! #chezRat
A pumpkin-shaped bread, nicely brown and full of seeds
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"But wait", I hear you say, "wasn't there a second sourdough starter? And didn't you do something with spices, too? There was, and I did. :D
A view into a bowl containing a lump of dough with some orange spots and what looks like pumpkin seeds
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So, today at #chezRat, the dough I prepared yesterday became an onion tart on a sourdough base. Could have used a few more onions, but overall I'm quite happy with it. =^_^=
A slice of delicious onion tart
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I just came back from a stupid walk for my stupid mental health. =^_^= ...yes, I'm afraid I have to phrase it like that every time I go out now. Don't blame me, it's all @owa.band's fault.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yesterday, I started this weekend's bake-a-thon by preparing this bad boy from sourdough. Seemed way too liquid at first, but several passes of pulling and folding turned it nicely elastic. Now it's resting in the fridge and waiting for later. #chezRat
A big blob of dough in a steel bowl
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one we see Sarah, the protagonist, lying in bed with the lights out. She says, "Is everyone ready for sleep?"
In panel two we see a brain, heart, and stomach. They say, "Yes!" "Yup!" and "Yep!" 
In panel three we see a bladder, squirming. A speech panel says "Bladder?"
In panel four the bladder looks up. It says, weakly, "I don't know".
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This very much echoes my sentiment. When moving to my current place, the question arose what to do with a bunch of books whose author later turned out to be a Nexus Of Evil. I couldn't bear putting them in my bookshelf, but didn't want to just throw them away due to the joy they'd given me.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Owo, what might this become? #chezRat I'll give you a hint: It's for something I intend to bake, and it goes really well with an ingredient I've already used this week…
A mortar, pestle next to it, containing some brownish powdered spices as well as some whole allspice berries and cloves. On top of it is a grater with a whole nutmeg, and some spice jars are standing in the background.
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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Your regular reminder not to call bad people "rats." Rats deserve better.
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I intend to bake two things over the weekend. A lot of mental math later, I figured out how to make it work and set up two batches of sourdough starter. #chezRat
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ugh… why can't I just stop caring what other people think, even if it's just borderline insane fanatics on the internet? This is getting seriously annoying.
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Anthrodiva @anthrodiva.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A person with white hair and mustache is wearing a t shirt that has an image of Sigmund Freud superimposed over the Pink Floyd logo. Shirt text reads: Pink Freud Dark Side of Your Mom. Across the image, added text reads: bro what is my psych teacher wearing
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today at #chezRat: Red lentil soup with potatoes, Hokkaido squash and Thai curry. Absolute soul food -- warming, comforting, slightly spicy and super tasty. I've made about 3 liters to freeze.
A bowl of stodgy soup, garnished with a bit of chopped cilantro
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Jaster @jaster.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nennt es bitte nicht #Warntag. Die neue, offizielle Bezeichnung ist Tatütatag! Sorry, ich mach die Regeln nicht. Also: Morgen ist bundesweiter Tatütatag! Denkt bitte daran!
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Lokoshan @lokoshan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Birthday @perry-rhodan.net ! 65 Jahre Raketenheftchenserie! Wow! 🥳🎉🚀
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Fishmaster Cathulhu ⭐ @cathulhufhtagn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
heute
oben im bild weißer streifen "gehts dir gut?"
nein, ich bin

und dann ein bild von gut und günstig geriebenem Emmentaler, wo man aber nur sehen kann "mental gerieben"
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Nerkitt @nerkitt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lesson learned: PCD depends not so much on the type of con as on its quality. And the past weekend was a good one. ^^
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