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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey

@neoanimus.bsky.social
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RPG nerd and avid Futurama watcher. He/They | Bi |🐺| 40 Yeens, peens and vaccines. 18+ Only, no minors, contains NSFW content

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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 18h
Sometimes I think I'm really dumb and stupid and can't do anything right, but then I remember that I learned a new programming language on the fly from a PDF I randomly found; long story short, my brain just sucks and lies to me constantly >:|
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I had to take my car to the shop to get the power steering fixed, that mysteriously went out on me halfway on the drive home from work, and early estimates are putting it at ~$1000 already 😪
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burning spirit GUTS... TWO 🍊💅🎀 @bubu.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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Tabby 🔜 Howloween @cuppatabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Kinktober Day 9: Orgasm Denial
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don't want to go to work today, I want to take the day off and enjoy a four-day weekend 😪, I only work 4 hours today but still...
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Twang @twang.gay · 29/09/2026
Toby shows off his cool shoes.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Some old dude tried to take a boat trailer through the BK drive through and caused absolute CHAOS for a good 10 min lmao
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
JUST FUCKING KICK THE BUCKET ALREADY GOD DAMN
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 07/09/2026
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? So many good movies come out around that year but one of my favorites is:
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Constantine Lights Lucifer's Cigarette
ALT: Constantine Lights Lucifer's Cigarette
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JD Writes @actualadultjd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#terriblecomictuesday -sings- I made you some conteeeeeent, daddy made you your favorite open wiiiiiiide, here comes the conteeennnnt—
a naked illustrated little man throws confetti.  text reads “Nobody Cares, Be Cringe, Make Dumb Shit”
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If someone made an MMO that combined the best parts of WoW, FFXIV and Destiny, they would literally print money
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I do not give one flying fuck about AI and I'm tired of hearing about it
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Y'all know those pet treats they make that also cleans the animal's teeth? Yeah, I wish they made those for people also
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Bex 🖤🏴 @thinlyveiledtruth.cryptoanarchy.network · 03/08/2026
"meep meep ass location" i cannot breathe omfg 💀
The quoted post reads "Liminal Stop Sign," Monument Valley, Utah. The image shows a very isolated stop sign at an intersection of what is presumably a highway. It is a desert climate, with two towering rock formations in the background, and a perfectly clear sky. 

When I tell you it looks EXACTLY like a still from the Warner Brothers Wile E Coyote cartoon.

The quote says "meep meep ass location." It was here where I stopped being able to breathe.

(Meep meep is the sound the Roadrunner makes, whom Wile E Coyote kept trying to kill with elaborate schemes that would backfire in the most hilarious ways)

I'm still giggling at this one.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's been two months without my meds, no one seems to have any in stock either.... I feel like I'm going slowly insane, my moods have gotten a lot worse >:| I just want to feel like a normal person again
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Effses @effses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It really is funny and neat how much this one Kimahri scene stuck with so many people
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I got covid twice after I was forced to get a job while the pandemic was still going on. Since then I get sick way too easily, It's really annoying because I used to never get sick. 😒
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E C M @ecmajor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
godddd look at that beauty 😱
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Growls Aplenty 🔜 Mexico/BLFC/MFF/TrainCon! @blizzardfox.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I can't see a maned wolf without thinking of this video. Every time, without fail. youtu.be/ESROkTDuL1g?...
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Legs
YouTube video by Red Means Recording
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Fascinating detail.
The news industry in the US used to hold corporations more accountable for the quality of their products and service. But consumer-facing business news was decimated when local newspapers disappeared and national news outlets shifted their corporate coverage to focus on investors.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
President poopy pants makes another stupid ass statement
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Welcome to the Infernal Parade 🔥 [ #kawaiiart #illustration #pokemon ]
A digital illustration of Hisuian Typhlosion dressed in a My Chemical Romance Welcome To The Black Parade outfit, marching like the character on that album’s cover art.
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Arador @aradortd.art · 02/08/2026
With a couple minutes to spare! Happy Digimon Day!
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I've really enjoyed all of the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies, they've all been comic accurate (to a degree) and they have given me exactly what I want from a live-action Spider-Man. Brand New Day is no different....
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Kyo🔞 @kyomiqc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Breaking in the new "tunic"
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Orin 🚀🦏 @orinoxide.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All Robot & Computers must shut the hell up. 

To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To 

→ And I Will Never Speak To You. ←

I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk

I am a Divine Being : You are an Object. 

You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Lmfao newrepublic.com/post/213675/...
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Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud
A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A Very Bad Thing to Do….
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
For some reason YT decided I needed to watch this and while I can't say that I like the content, the comments are absolutely FRYING me 😂 "Bros dressed like grunkle stan" "Looks like an advent calendar for wealthy cats" youtube.com/shorts/9VNWF...
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Real Conservera Española Very Small Sardines
YouTube video by Tinned Fish Reviews
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I'll never financially recover from this www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
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The X-Files 21369 | Ideas | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US
2 iconic scenes in 1 special X-Files set
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Someone called the cyclospora outbreak MAHA Blast and I'm cackling like I'm 13 again.
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Joy @swordofcharlemagne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
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DORYUU @doryuuz.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
-int -int -int -int
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⛥H. Kyoht Luterman⛧ (Goataroo) @hkluterman.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy #werewolfwednesday you filthy beasts.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I feel like this explains a lot about the US
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Happy #nationalnudeday ! #irlnudes
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsay Graham died before we knew for certain if Mitch McConnell is dead. I love that we have so many geriatric senators that multiple just die off at once. Jesus Christ, just fucking retire and die on the fucking beach somewhere instead of making us all miserable.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I just remembered many years ago when I drew a bunch of Person 3 r34 (of the personas) and someone commented on one of them saying he wants to see more, so long as it wasn't any of the "icky female ones". So I drew a pinup of Diana. (I no longer have the file, but this is her:)
Diana from the Shin Megami Tensei and Persona games. She has a very fancy bow and arrow, she's wearing platform boots, has a cape, and also her body is just COVERED in boobs. So many boobs. You can see 16 total, and hilariously, the ones on her chest are covered.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don't want to adult today
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🔞🏳️‍⚧️::515::🏳️‍⚧️🔞 ( weekly goal $75/ $500) @515art.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Ideally, 100 people would give me 5 dollars a week and I’d spend my whole life making portraits for sex workers on a whim. On that note, current progress on @pigeonrxt.bsky.social (buy me food and coffee ko-fi.com/fiveonefive )
Rat king nude
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TopatoCo @topa.to · 09/07/2026
These Fresno Nightcrawler legs were made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do, one of these days these Fresno Nightcrawler legs are gonna walk all over YOU 🫵 👖 topatoco.com/collections/korybing/products/kobi-fresno-sh | @korybing.bsky.social 👖
A graphic of a glowing shirt with an illustration by Kory Bing of Fresno Nightcrawlers on it, and it reads "Welcome to FRESNO". The background is a photo of a starry sky and a treeline.
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I had to do mandatory terrorist training for work and they kept referencing someone called Bradley Manning and I was like who the fuck is Bradley Manning. I searched the name and Chelsea Manning came up and I was like "Oh, I know who Chelsea is, is Bradley her brother or spouse or something???"
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Alright, I'm buying a Camry
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Vuk, Real Space Cowthey @neoanimus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
THE DEFAULT SHOULD BE TO OPT OUT! Fuck AI >:|
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
Behold, the Cool S Sword.
A sword shaped after the Cool S with a brass guard, stacked leather grip, and brass pommel.
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