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@kraest.bsky.social
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I block minors • taken • he/him • BSc in Illustration • ALWAYS OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS • ACAB • professional anxietician • ACE AF • ΘΔ • @nerodog.bsky.social • @MiseryFields.bsky.social

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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 20h
Found out that two of my supervisors are HEAVILY fighting for me to be one of the head cashiers at work. It feels good, ngl.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I would very much like for people at work to not go over their allotted break times. I'm the guy who relieves people, so people get pissed off at me when their breaks are late, but if whoever I'm relieving takes 45 minutes on their 30 minutes lunch, it's not my fault but I'm still bearing the brunt.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remembered that I have a tiny notebook in my locker at work so I brought it with me to doodle while I'm stuck out on the garden center :3
A bundle of blanket wrapped around a skulldog named [_] (pronounced "[_]") and only his boney muzzle and tail are poking out of the blanket
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I remembered that I have a tiny notebook in my locker at work so I brought it with me to doodle while I'm stuck out on the garden center :3
A bundle of blanket wrapped around a skulldog named [_] (pronounced "[_]") and only his boney muzzle and tail are poking out of the blanket
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went out with boyf today on a mini golf and Chinese food date and it was amazing and I needed a day like this so badly ;3;
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There's someone walking around work wearing a shirt that simply says ПОХУЙ and I salute him
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New song is live! :D #deathmetal #deathgaze #metalsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAN7...
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Angel (2026)
YouTube video by MiseryFields - Topic
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Posting this here for posterity:
A screenshot from discord of me saying, "Making a blanket statement for all artists everywhere ever: 
You have my permission to add a medial ring to any dick 
:D"
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New song is live! :D #deathmetal #deathgaze #metalsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAN7...
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Angel (2026)
YouTube video by MiseryFields - Topic
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 20/09/2026
please stop labeling porn as graphic media unless it features beheading, cutting off limbs, etc. the adult label is enough
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I nearly t-boned someone going 40 on my way to work. Dude pulled off to the right side of the road, then didn't even look as he just cut a hard left to cross both lanes. I slammed on my brakes and stopped maybe six inches from him. I also blew out my voice screaming "use your fucking eyes" at him
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Update: the shoes hurt so badly, I am in pain up to my waist and my ankles are very bruised.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got so drenched on my way to work that I'm currently waiting for my boyfriend to come pick me up so I can go to Walmart to buy new shoes and dry socks because I'm literally a walking health and safety hazard with how much water I'm leaving behind
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Goodmoon @goodmoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Should make a pin of this lol
Brock at his desk being upset he cant blow his boyfriend
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If just...one thing could go right, that would be amazing.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is a woman laboriously bringing pumpkins and flowers from all over the garden center up to one of the counters near me, all one at a time. I...I don't think she knows that we do have carts here
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, I just remembered a thousand years ago when I lived in a tent and worked in a call center, and there was a Checkers that I rode my bike by every night just as they were about to close, and they'd give me a ton of leftover food that they were otherwise gonna throw out.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Sketch for something that I’ll likely not finish for the next month or so
A skulldog with hooves named [_] (pronounced “[_]”), sitting on a bed. He’s propping himself up on his right hand with his knees up, his left hand reaching forward and across to rest on his right knee. Sticking out between his legs is a massive horsecock that’s resting on his balls and pushing them apart slightly. There’s a slight tilt to his head as he looks at you, the viewer. He looks comfortable, I think.
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Goodmoon @goodmoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When he gets home from work
Brock sitting on a chair, he is VERY erect Brock sitting on a chair, he is VERY erect, now with throw pants on his face
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
when you get home from work
A skulldog with hooves named [_] (pronounced "[_]") ripping his pants off. He looks extremely excited to do so. Also his horsecock is doing a decent flop as he performs this action.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
T O M O R R O W .
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serialfrost 🌺🦏 @serialfrost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see a lot of people retweeting this guy lately so
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My boyfriend is such a good cook and coming home to a big meal that he made is legitimately one of the best things in my entire world ;3;
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I remembered that Infinity Train exists and now I'm extremely excited to be watching it again :3
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've started tucking my shirt behind my belt buckle on my way out of work at night so customers don't stop me to ask questions. It's worked pretty well so far XD
A shirt tucked behind a belt buckle in the shape of a very large pentagram
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I had a woman today come up to my register and say "I need three bags of your cheapest mulch" and then walk away. She came back five minutes later and asked where her order was and I just went, "Ma'am, this isn't a drive through, you have to bring your purchases to me if you want to buy them"
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𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖒 @teradiamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 7th Anniversary to #Blasphemous 🖤
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's amazing how many people come to Home Depot immediately after having shoulder surgery
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026
You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
m o n d a y :3 :3c >:3c
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every single day, twice a day, this fucking asshole drives by my house with his music fucking BLASTING. The first time he went by, he saw me doing a "wtf" texture, so he drove around the block to go by again with his music even louder, and went by really slowly, staring me down as he did.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Man, anyone else remember that Emergency 911 show from the 90s that was just dramatic reenactments of 911 calls and the emergencies therein?
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Turns on PS4 to update NMS while I'm at work NMS says it's up to date Turn off PS4 Go to work Come home Turn on PS4 to play NMS 31.05gb update
Swablu, the Pokémon, leaning in from out of frame and saying, "...cool"
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Man I wish tiktok hadn't gone to absolute dink so that I could scroll away my hours in the garden center at work. Literally my only responsibility out here is just checking out the extremely few customers we get, and there's nothing to do but sit on my phone.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Feel bad for anyone not watching whatever games/tech thing is happening who's trying to see literally anything other than contextless vague posts on their timeline. Maybe use a tag or post to a thread so people can mute it, perhaps? Just an idea.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I broke my snare and didn't get to finish recording the song. Cool.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
And after all that, they didn't actually need me to come in at all, because they stuck me in the garden center where I had no more than 8 customers all day and they could have just closed the garden register, so I got to just sit there and be bored out of my mind. Cool.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hilarious that today is Labor Day because my schedule for today changed last night after I got home from work to have me working a long shift today with zero notice whatsoever and I only found out by my manager calling and asking if I was okay because he knew I wouldn't no call no show.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
You know who I like? Dingodile. I like Dingodile.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"Prime meridian" has too cool of a name for what it is, it sounds like something from a real deep fantasy setting or something, like this dude is absolutely the main character of many people's stories, and he's super damn important or something, but no it's just the east/west hemisphere divide
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Juin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹
Discord is going to reintroduce Global Age Verification, which restricts teen accounts.
Teens will face several limitations:
- Blocked access to NSFW channels and servers
- Sensitive media automatically blurred in chats and direct messages
- Mandatory message requests for incoming texts
- Restricted speaking access in Stage Channels
To lift these restrictions, unverified adults can confirm their age via one of the following options:
- Credit Card checks via k-ID x Stripe
- Official ID through k-ID
- Selfie
- Google Wallet
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Funny thing about heavily documenting my tattoos with so many photos: if I notice a mole on my arm that makes me go "wait was that always there" I've got photos from years ago to see if they were indeed always there XD
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
HEY BTW ITS #BANDCAMPFRIDAY I’ve got an album here that I did entirely on my own, all instruments, vocals, mix, master, artwork, etc, and it would mean the world to me if you checked it out miseryfields.bandcamp.com/album/homeco...
miseryfields.bandcamp.com
Homecoming, by MiseryFields
8 track album
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So New York that when I drop the southern mask and talk normal, North Carolina people look at me like I’ve got two heads XD mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A heat map of the US showing that I speak like someone from New York. Which would make sense, as I grew up there.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If buying isn’t owning then that money was just a loan.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
when you get home from work
A skulldog with hooves named [_] (pronounced "[_]") ripping his pants off. He looks extremely excited to do so. Also his horsecock is doing a decent flop as he performs this action.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Resting in my own abode Behind closed doors long as I can Safe from sun and sounds of roads A mosquito bit my fucking hand
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So I can’t get a loan for my moped because of a bogus hospital bill from a visit that never happened affecting my credit that I can’t shake, and now I find out that the dealership financing institutions that allow for a cosigner won’t do loans for less than $3k, and I only need $2k.
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