Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 20hFound out that two of my supervisors are HEAVILY fighting for me to be one of the head cashiers at work. It feels good, ngl. 2191
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I would very much like for people at work to not go over their allotted break times. I'm the guy who relieves people, so people get pissed off at me when their breaks are late, but if whoever I'm relieving takes 45 minutes on their 30 minutes lunch, it's not my fault but I'm still bearing the brunt. 030
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidYour Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I remembered that I have a tiny notebook in my locker at work so I brought it with me to doodle while I'm stuck out on the garden center :3 34411
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I remembered that I have a tiny notebook in my locker at work so I brought it with me to doodle while I'm stuck out on the garden center :3 34411
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Went out with boyf today on a mini golf and Chinese food date and it was amazing and I needed a day like this so badly ;3; 0140
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 24/09/2026There's someone walking around work wearing a shirt that simply says ПОХУЙ and I salute him 071
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidYour Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New song is live! :D #deathmetal #deathgaze #metalsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAN7...youtube.comAngel (2026)YouTube video by MiseryFields - Topic 196
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026New song is live! :D #deathmetal #deathgaze #metalsky www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAN7...youtube.comAngel (2026)YouTube video by MiseryFields - Topic 196
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidAchai @achai.bark.how · 20/09/2026please stop labeling porn as graphic media unless it features beheading, cutting off limbs, etc. the adult label is enough 2284
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I nearly t-boned someone going 40 on my way to work. Dude pulled off to the right side of the road, then didn't even look as he just cut a hard left to cross both lanes. I slammed on my brakes and stopped maybe six inches from him. I also blew out my voice screaming "use your fucking eyes" at him 130
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Update: the shoes hurt so badly, I am in pain up to my waist and my ankles are very bruised. 030
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got so drenched on my way to work that I'm currently waiting for my boyfriend to come pick me up so I can go to Walmart to buy new shoes and dry socks because I'm literally a walking health and safety hazard with how much water I'm leaving behind 040
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidGoodmoon @goodmoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Should make a pin of this lol 06123
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If just...one thing could go right, that would be amazing. 060
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026There is a woman laboriously bringing pumpkins and flowers from all over the garden center up to one of the counters near me, all one at a time. I...I don't think she knows that we do have carts here 130
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Man, I just remembered a thousand years ago when I lived in a tent and worked in a call center, and there was a Checkers that I rode my bike by every night just as they were about to close, and they'd give me a ton of leftover food that they were otherwise gonna throw out. 1200
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidYour Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Sketch for something that I’ll likely not finish for the next month or so 126547
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidGoodmoon @goodmoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When he gets home from work 210516
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidYour Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026when you get home from work 121141
Reposted by Your Local Gay Cryptidserialfrost 🌺🦏 @serialfrost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I see a lot of people retweeting this guy lately so 42881433
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My boyfriend is such a good cook and coming home to a big meal that he made is legitimately one of the best things in my entire world ;3; 0220
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I remembered that Infinity Train exists and now I'm extremely excited to be watching it again :3 2124
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I've started tucking my shirt behind my belt buckle on my way out of work at night so customers don't stop me to ask questions. It's worked pretty well so far XD 1372
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I had a woman today come up to my register and say "I need three bags of your cheapest mulch" and then walk away. She came back five minutes later and asked where her order was and I just went, "Ma'am, this isn't a drive through, you have to bring your purchases to me if you want to buy them" 5181
Reposted by Your Local Gay Cryptid𝖙𝖊𝖗𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖒 @teradiamart.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy 7th Anniversary to #Blasphemous 🖤 3979293
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's amazing how many people come to Home Depot immediately after having shoulder surgery 060
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 10/09/2026You know, when you find out that the art you like is made by people you've learned hold views you find wholly repugnant, I don't think you need to disavow ever having enjoyed the art. It's okay to acknowledge you liked or loved that art, but are now putting it aside. That was then, this is now. 22673611386
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every single day, twice a day, this fucking asshole drives by my house with his music fucking BLASTING. The first time he went by, he saw me doing a "wtf" texture, so he drove around the block to go by again with his music even louder, and went by really slowly, staring me down as he did. 150
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Man, anyone else remember that Emergency 911 show from the 90s that was just dramatic reenactments of 911 calls and the emergencies therein? 330
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Turns on PS4 to update NMS while I'm at work NMS says it's up to date Turn off PS4 Go to work Come home Turn on PS4 to play NMS 31.05gb update 070
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Man I wish tiktok hadn't gone to absolute dink so that I could scroll away my hours in the garden center at work. Literally my only responsibility out here is just checking out the extremely few customers we get, and there's nothing to do but sit on my phone. 130
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Feel bad for anyone not watching whatever games/tech thing is happening who's trying to see literally anything other than contextless vague posts on their timeline. Maybe use a tag or post to a thread so people can mute it, perhaps? Just an idea. 000
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I broke my snare and didn't get to finish recording the song. Cool. 110
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 08/09/2026And after all that, they didn't actually need me to come in at all, because they stuck me in the garden center where I had no more than 8 customers all day and they could have just closed the garden register, so I got to just sit there and be bored out of my mind. Cool. 140
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Hilarious that today is Labor Day because my schedule for today changed last night after I got home from work to have me working a long shift today with zero notice whatsoever and I only found out by my manager calling and asking if I was okay because he knew I wouldn't no call no show. 161
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidYour Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 28/09/2024You know who I like? Dingodile. I like Dingodile. 19820
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 06/09/2026"Prime meridian" has too cool of a name for what it is, it sounds like something from a real deep fantasy setting or something, like this dude is absolutely the main character of many people's stories, and he's super damn important or something, but no it's just the east/west hemisphere divide 060
Reposted by Your Local Gay CryptidJuin 🌞 18+ @juinreed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You know who we need most when companies overreach and desperately need reminding of their place? People who are already spending their cash on said company. I would love to start a Cancel Your Nitro Membership and Pass Along the Sentiment train. Just cancelled mine. Join me ✨ 🌹 7029892600
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Funny thing about heavily documenting my tattoos with so many photos: if I notice a mole on my arm that makes me go "wait was that always there" I've got photos from years ago to see if they were indeed always there XD 1120
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026HEY BTW ITS #BANDCAMPFRIDAY I’ve got an album here that I did entirely on my own, all instruments, vocals, mix, master, artwork, etc, and it would mean the world to me if you checked it out miseryfields.bandcamp.com/album/homeco...miseryfields.bandcamp.comHomecoming, by MiseryFields8 track album 1711
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026So New York that when I drop the southern mask and talk normal, North Carolina people look at me like I’ve got two heads XD mydialect.us/quiz-standar... 140
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If buying isn’t owning then that money was just a loan. 0101
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Resting in my own abode Behind closed doors long as I can Safe from sun and sounds of roads A mosquito bit my fucking hand 5110
Reposted by Your Local Gay Cryptidshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal. 4235841849
Your Local Gay Cryptid @kraest.bsky.social · 01/09/2026So I can’t get a loan for my moped because of a bogus hospital bill from a visit that never happened affecting my credit that I can’t shake, and now I find out that the dealership financing institutions that allow for a cosigner won’t do loans for less than $3k, and I only need $2k. 100