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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You must forgive me for not writing for so long, but I just wanted to be on my own for a couple of years or so.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Neil @neilesque.com · 24/09/2026
Worked wonders for me... I hope it does for you too
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Neil @neilesque.com · 22/09/2026
The conspiracy is really well orcestrated
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Neil @neilesque.com · 19/09/2026
Saw Smokey Robinson last night. He’s 86 and still has the voice and the moves
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Neil @neilesque.com · 18/09/2026
Happy to be of service
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Neil @neilesque.com · 18/09/2026
Honestly, same. Also, I cannot overstate just how awful he was when I saw him a couple of weeks ago
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Neil @neilesque.com · 18/09/2026
Jumping frog
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
one thing I appreciate about cory is how you can be reading through one of his threads (which always enlighten) and then he drops a line like this
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Neil @neilesque.com · 16/09/2026
Assuming the semester's tuition is nonrefundable, and dropping out is not for health/family reasons: Stick it out to the end of the semester. Even if the law is not for you, what you learn will still be worthwhile and valuable
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This feels super accurate. Yes France, we're looking at you.
Europe map titled 'How people react when you attempt to speak their language'. 
Red countries are "wow I mean congrats but why would you put yourself through that" and include Iceland, most of eastern and central Europe, Russia, the Baltics, Balkans and Finland) 
Dark blue is "omg You just said one word in my languages we're officially now BFFs" and that's Spain, Italy, Croatia, Turkey and Greece 
Pale blue "Oh that's cute but let's speak in English though" - Germany, Netherlands, Sweden, Switzerland, Denmark, Norway
UK - no reaction
France - "Please don't do that"
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Neil @neilesque.com · 26/08/2026
There's still time for the most epic of redemptions
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So it begins. This may be finished tomorrow.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Dun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and-
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
[P] This is just one hell of a thread.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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Neil @neilesque.com · 25/08/2026
Woo-hoo!!!
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Neil @neilesque.com · 20/08/2026
“If anything there should be more homelessness and rough sleepers”
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Neil @neilesque.com · 27/07/2026
Do I have a follow for you? @actualnames.bsky.social
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Neil @neilesque.com · 26/07/2026
Have you tried turning off your watch history?
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Neil @neilesque.com · 26/07/2026
Cc: @andimac.bsky.social
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Neil @neilesque.com · 24/07/2026
Damn... I mean, at least that means they don't think it is serious enough to see you sooner? But that's still unacceptable no matter what
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Neil @neilesque.com · 23/07/2026
So glad this is finally free after being threatened with destruction. (Something something Road Runner.)
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Neil @neilesque.com · 22/07/2026
No two human performances are identical. The real value of live music/theater/anything is in the imperfections.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone in DC set up a “little free blockbuster” with DVDs inside instead of books lol
A picture of a box styled like a little free library but with blockbuster movies
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Neil @neilesque.com · 22/07/2026
Holy crap...
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Neil @neilesque.com · 22/07/2026
See also: www.av1611.org/Azakov I think I once wrote to that page asking whether the picture was from the Weekly World News and... they didn't deny it
av1611.org
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Neil @neilesque.com · 21/07/2026
And to tell you the truth, Tom
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Neil @neilesque.com · 12/07/2026
::golf clap::
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 08/07/2026
So the Clacton by-election is going to be a run-off between a clown solely interested in media attention via cheap stunts who plays a cartoon villain for social media idiots without the slightest interest in representing Clacton or doing the work of a parliamentarian... and Count Binface?
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Neil @neilesque.com · 26/06/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMJ9...
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AVENUE Q - "I Wish I Could Go Back to College," Broadway Cast
YouTube video by Joseph Frazzetta
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
holy shit bsky has a water sealant expert that predicted the reflecting pool failure mode perfectly
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Patrick Nielsen Hayden @pnh.nielsenhayden.com · 22/06/2026
👌🧵
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Neil @neilesque.com · 18/06/2026
The way I ran to see who was covering If I Could Only Fly
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 13/06/2026
What remains one of the best life hacks I’ve ever learned: at any chain that has a phone number-based rewards system needed for discounts (CVS, Duane Reade, etc.), simply put in the local area code followed by 867-5309. There is always already an account. You will always get the discount.
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Neil @neilesque.com · 15/06/2026
Well, if we’re going there…
A street sign that says Butts CloseA street sign that says Tiddy Close
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 11/06/2026
Zanzibar the tortoise getting big scritches at Nashville Zoo:
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Neil @neilesque.com · 09/06/2026
Damn, Kawami
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Cautionary thread: do not confess to AI lawyers devised by professionally stupid techbros
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Neil @neilesque.com · 07/06/2026
Timed perfectly for the ten minutes I had to be outside 😭😭😭
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Neil @neilesque.com · 04/06/2026
Schrödinger' war, I guess. Not a war, except when it is
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Neil @neilesque.com · 03/06/2026
And, you know, ignoring skyscrapers that are taller than the pool is long
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Maaike @maaikeverbruggen.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
People are now debating what the proper earring placement is.
 Nijntje with the earring below the headdress vs up in her bunny ears Nijntje with the ear folded down under the head dress
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
In 2004, Playboy interviewed "the google guys."
PAGE: We built a business on the opposite message. We want you to come to Google and quickly find what you want. Then we're happy to send you to other sites. In fact, that's the point. The portal strategy tries to own all the information. 
PLAYBOY: Portals attempt to create what they call sticky content to keep a user as long as possible. 
PAGE: That's the problem. Most portals show their own content above content elsewhere on the web. We feel that's a conflict of interest, analogous to taking money for search results. Their search engine doesn't necessarily provide the best results; it provides the portal's results. Google conscientiously tries to stay away from that. We want to get you out of Google and to the right place as fast as possible. It's a very different model.
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