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Connie | she/her | 30s | UK | gay pirate content | nsfw 🔞 | my fics: archiveofourown.org/users/cochineal

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rysi000u.bsky.social @rysi000u.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy lesbian friday bc tomorrow 12h shift young fem blackbeard
young version of female edward teach from our flag means death wearing leather jacket and trousers without a tshirt under
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dan and phil updates @updatedphan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
danandphil on tiktok www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8n9FPuW/
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aggie🌷tulipseason @tulipseasons.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
you’d think with superhero fatigue studios would be interested to try out fresh approaches, especially with showrunners/directors who have a record of building fanbases from the ground up w/o existing IP but no. it seems more and more they’d rather dig their heels into a ship that’s barely afloat
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, as a child. Off panel, someone says to her, “Enjoy your youth!”
The second panel shows child Sarah again, now frowning. The person off panel continues, saying “After you’re 30 you’ll be old and your life will basically be over.”
Before the last two panels there is text that reads “LIFE AFTER I TURNED 30.”
The third panel shows adult Sarah opening a door.
The fourth panel shows the door opens to a beautiful field with flowers, a rainbow, and a pond. Sarah says “Wait what.”
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i did it 😮‍💨
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
i’m gonna do it, i’m going to the gym on a saturday morning, like a maniac
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🦐Shramptember🌻 @shraaamp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pounded in the Butt by a Sentient Wicker Basket Which Seems Like It Would Be Very Uncomfortable But is Actually Very Enjoyable Because He Meets My Emotional Needs by Chuck Tingle
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 01/08/2026
"Job postings are always like, "Do you want to work in a FAST-PACED and HIGH PRESSURE environment?" // What? No. Not at all."

[A calico cat giving side eye.]
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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
anything diverse is getting canceled, characters are getting sidelined or killed off, huge focus on white cishet men as per fucking usual... i am so tired
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
experiencing intense post-seeing-taika-in-the-flesh overwhelm
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Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️ @insane-foliage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Gonna do a little thread of the bits I remember from the Q&A: 1. The movie was shot in 25 days, which is mindbogglingly short!
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
important detail of tonight’s screening is that everyone sat normally in their chairs except taika, who had to constantly rock back and forth in his
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
you have not experienced suffering until you have had taika standing a few meters away from your seat looking hotter than the sun but you can’t gawp and drool because that would be rude
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
taika talking about trolling sam during filming
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
when you have green hair you serve as a kind of meeting point for groups and i love that for myself
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
taika was sooo cute and giggly this eve
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sam would have approved of this joke
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
fandom friends 💖
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sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*angry dog noises* #wwdits #vianton
Digital illustration of Viago and Anton face to face, like in the WWDITS movie, when the werewolves meet the vampires, but like, waaay closer. They look annoyed at each other but they'll probably solve this in a room
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
TICKETS FOR THE TAIKA Q&A IN LONDON ARE ON GENERAL RELEASE NOW I JUST GOT A TICKET
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
flustered ed stomping out in his cute little heels with bows on them
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molly @edwardstede.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
girls be like 'i needed this' and it's just taika waititi confirming that rhys darby is going to be starring in we're wolves
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ふき @manju-crab.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
#ofmd #ofmdfanart エドステが腕枕する漫画を描きました。翻訳:Manami様https://coconala.com/services/2397952 English/日本語
Stede is holding his shoulder.Ed asks worriedly, "What's wrong? Does your shoulder hurts?"Stede replies,"It's a little hard to move, but it's nothing serious."Ed recalls that he slept on Stede's arm last night and realizes that's what caused his arm to ache.Narration:What is Radial Nerve Palsy? A condition that causes numbness and weakness in the arm when the nerve is compressed for a long time. It is also known as Honeymoon Palsy."I'm sorry,Stede…""Huh?"Ed cupped Stede's face in his palm and gently kissed him on the cheek.Stede doesn't understand why Ed is apologizing, but he's happy about the kiss.Ed says,"I love you…" Steed replies,"I-I know… ♡"スティードが肩をおさえているので、エドは心配そうに「どうした 肩が痛むのか?」と尋ねる。スティードは「なんだか動かしづらくて…たいしたことないんだけどね」と答える。エドは昨晩スティードの腕枕で眠ったことを思い出し、それが彼の腕の不調の原因だと気づく。ナレーション「橈骨神経麻痺とは?長時間腕の神経を圧迫すると起こる手の痺れなどの症状。ハネムーン症候群とも呼ばれる」「すまないスティード…」エドはスティードの顔を手のひらで包み、優しく頬にキスをする。「えっ?」スティードはなぜエドが謝るのか分からないが、キスを喜んでいる。スティードはエドの腕に手を添える。「愛してる…」とエドが言うとスティードは「わ…わかってるよ…♡」と答える。
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
once again happy pride to this bitch
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 01/07/2026
well that's fucking amazing. good lord, lmao, thank god this comedian pulled it out of the fire.
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
i love my fandom friends 🥲🥲🥲🥲 @unpopularculture.bsky.social @merryfinches.bsky.social
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ @emcolbs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
draw ed teach? say no more #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath
three digital drawings of ed teach from ofmd.

the first drawing is ed with his season one beard holding a tea cup.

the second drawing is early season 2 ed with his hair up in a bun.

the third drawing is rice sack ed.
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nika markel @nikamarkel.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i'm REALLY excited for We're Wolves!!!
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Andrew Coleman Francis @andrewcfrancis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Happy #PrideMonth! Enjoy a Tesla getting smashed by a light rail train with a pride flag.
Blue Tesla with a smashed front end next to a Baltimore City light rail car painted with the pride flag.
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
i love your chin 🥺 naked or otherwise
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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
💚 GREEN: NATURE 💚 They found a way to BOTH enjoy nature 🥰 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 #ofmdart #ofmd #happypride🌈
Art of Ed and a Stede from Our Flag Mean Death. They’re in a garden, surrounded by green plants, and flowers (dahlias, sunflowers and sweet peas) Stede is kneeling on the ground and digging a hole for a plant, Ed is reclining in a deck chair, one hand behind his back and a cold drink in his other hand. He isn’t wearing a shirt 😌
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em ✨🏴‍☠️ @emcolbs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
wait i had an idea i needed to draw before i went to bed
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
dan and phil tickets let’s gooooooooo
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Jovi @joviiii.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Finally watched phm totally get the hype now #projecthailmary #rylandgrace #phm
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Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Recently, I told @tragicallynerdy.bsky.social that I'd heard flamingos were a swingers symbol & Hank said they'd heard the same about pineapples & I said wouldn't it be funny if oblivious Stede & they said but worldly Ed... & well, here we are... #OFMDfanart #ofmd
A digital illustration of the hit TV show Our Flag Means Death's characters Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet in a modern alternate universe. Ed is standing on the left in short black shorts with pink racing stripes, a black cropped muscle shirt that says in the bisexual flag colours "OH NO EVERYONE IS SO HOT", pink and white flip flops and a matching pink and white visor out of which his long, silvery hair is bundled up into a messy bun. His brown skin is covered in tattoos and his hairy tummy peeks out from under his top. Ed's holding an excessively tall green drink can in one hand and a lit cigarette in the other. He looks as if he's been caught off guard, casting a look of incredulity mixed with a healthy dose of fascination at the sexy rectangle that has just walked by him. Stede is walking towards the viewer wearing a matching top and bottom fit. The button up shirt and shorts combo is teal and covered in a repeating pattern of pineapples and flamingos bursting with colour (if I do say so myself). On his feet are a pair of immaculate white sneakers and bracelets hang around his wrists. Stede's pink skin is dusted with blond hair and freckles which is particularly noticeable where he's left his shirt undone by several!! buttons. Over his right shoulder (our left), he holds a male love pride flag on a gold stick and in his left hand (our right), he holds a bright pink cloth bag decorated with a small lavender flower. He's probably holding it for his daughter Alma and he rocks the look. The background is a minimalist graphic vibe. It's mostly a v light, powder blue but there's drawn stars and music notes throughout. The word DRRREEEAMWEEEAVER flows through the sky from Ed to Stede mimicking the song by Gary Wright that the artist only knows via the popular 90s film Wayne's World which they can quote verbatim.
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈
A digital piece of art showing instances of quietness in nature. Text reads:

Queerness in Nature:

Schizophyllum commune has over 20,000 sexes.

Around 31% of Laysan
Albatross couples on Oahu
Island consist of two females.

Clownfish can transition from male to female.

Around 10% of rams are gay.

Mourning geckos can reproduce asexually.

Most male walruses are bisexual.
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Molly Scott Cato @greenpartymolly.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Good work by Sadiq Here's a map of where you can find the water fountains: share.google/XtEOz3I0j9NH... Next step: making it compulsory for all cafes and shops to offer water refills when the temperature rises above 30 degrees
share.google
London's Water Fountains
This map shows drinking water fountains across London.
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christina @xtinatheegreat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
me, at 60 years old:
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Tansy 🔞 🔜 Furpocalypse AA! @tansy.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
There he goes!
My dog sona with short ears leaping happily against a light blue bg. Hearts, stars, sparkles, clouds, and a clover and a butterfly surround him. Text reads: HERE I GO ON MY LIL GAY PAWS.
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
followed my own advice and had one of these this morning - can confirm i feel 10000% better already
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Merryfinches 💕🌈 🏴‍☠️ @merryfinches.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
💛YELLOW: SUNLIGHT 💛 They’re so happy and warm (and soon they’ll head back to the inn for good food and orgasms) 🥰 #ofmd #ofmdart #happypride🌈 🩷❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
Ed and Stede from our flag means death, running on a beach, holding hands and laughing. They’re shirtless, and behind them is a yellow sunset over the sea
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
REMINDER if you take ssris you are extra sensitive to heat!! its important to stay hydrated and replace those electrolytes 💖
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
WOW ITS GOOD TO BE ALIVE
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
A lot of the “kids online safety” proponents actually are anti-LGBTQ extremists and fundamentalists who want kids to have less freedom and don’t care if that actually makes them tremendously less safe too
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
If politicians really want to “save childhood,” they can start by ensuring every child has three meals a day, a safe place to sleep, and safe access to education. Banning social media does nothing to help kids who don’t have basic resources.
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
raw onion. people are always trying to add that shit to sandwiches and wraps RAW ONION TASTES BAD!!
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Agui!🌻 @aguichart.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Sharing the 1990 Bisexual Manifesto once again to remind everyone that bisexuality was NEVER binary
The 1990 Bisexual Manifesto

 We are tired of being analyzed, defined and represented by people other than ourselves — or worse yet, not considered at all. We are frustrated by the imposed isolation and invisibility that comes from being told or expected to choose either a homosexual or heterosexual identity. Monosexuality is a heterosexist dictate used to oppress homosexuals and to negate the validity of bisexuality.

Bisexuality is a whole, fluid identity. Do not assume that bisexuality is binary or dougamous in nature; that we must have “two” sides or that we must be involved simultaneously with both genders to be fulfilled human beings. In fact, don’t assume that there are only two genders. Do not mistake our fluidity for confusion, irresponsibility, or an inability to commit. Do not equate promiscuity, infidelity, or unsafe sexual behavior with bisexuality. Those are human traits that cross all sexual orientations. Nothing should be assumed about anyone’s sexuality — including your own.

We are angered by those who refuse to accept our existence; our issues; our contributions; our alliances; our voice. It is time for the bisexual voice to be heard.
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