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FYAD flags @fyadflags.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 08/10/2026
okay so it *is* a sex thing
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 04/10/2026
free the homies
Spam, among other things, locked behind a glass case at the front of a supermarket
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 29/09/2026
made a @wikipedia.org account today
Screenshot of wikipedia. Heading: Thanks! Your responses have been saved. Body text: Your answers will help us give you useful ways to get started on Wikipedia. Button 1: Close and go back to Jason Derulo discography Button 2: Go to your homepage
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 27/08/2026
metal gear solid 4 is toy story 3’s evil twin
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 22/07/2026
The people who are most annoying about age are about to turn 30
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 15/07/2026
mj would be doing ads for kalshi if he was still alive
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 05/07/2026
Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 02/07/2026
this man is insane
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 17/06/2026
TikTok comment from user paupau: we live in such unfergalicious times
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 17/06/2026
Yeah they should probably just fucking kill themselves
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 21/05/2026
He’s right. Instead of raising taxes on them we should just *gets sniped*
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 15/04/2026
funniest thing he’s said in years
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
People who suddenly feel like their transphobic “jokes” and “fairness in sports” takes are a bad look while the government forcibly detransitions people don’t get to say “oh that’s not what I meant!” You did mean it! People told you what it meant and you did it anyways!
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 14/04/2026
Doing The Thing (2026, colorized)
A 5x4 grid of games, all labeled. Favorite game: Cave Story. Best story: Outer Wilds. Favorite art style: Marathon. Biggest personal impact: Super Mario Bros. 3. Best combat: Batman Arkham City. Overhated: Final Fantasy 8. Underrated: Dead Rising. Overrated: Zelda Twilight Princess. Needs a remake: Vanquish. Criminally overlooked: Sayonara Wild Hearts. Favorite protagonist: Phoenix Wright. Favorite antagonist: Metal Gear Solid. Best soundtrack: Mega Man 2. Best multiplayer: Team Fortress 2. Not usually my thing: Soul Calibur II. Turn my brain off: Geometry Wars 2. Best with friends: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Best retro game: Super Metroid. Nostalgic childhood game: SSX3. Game everyone should play: Castlevania Symphony of the Night
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 10/04/2026
Gonna start saying my farts have a DIY texture
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 30/03/2026
Tired of kids who didn’t exist during College Dropout explaining Kanye’s greatness to me like I wasn’t on KTT or Universe City. What other revelations do you have to share with me? Your mom doesn’t actually go away when she plays peekaboo?
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 01/03/2026
Tweet: I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this n**** eating beans" & everyone laughed
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Blue @bluestigma.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"I hope you die" is weak. "I hope that obscure Japanese-only game you wanna play gets a fan translation done entirely by ChatGPT" is way more hurtful. It's real. It could happen to anyone.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 25/02/2026
bout to get REALLY annoying abt nirvanna the band the show
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The War on Cars @thewaroncars.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 09/02/2026
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 09/02/2026
That felt weirdly below Druski
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 08/02/2026
we be yearning not concerning what nobody wanna say
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
idea i had
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Quoll @quollveth.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat sam altman to death with your bare hands - Anthony Bourdain
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blimp (Katie), hobby tourist → MFF @blimpeh.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Eggbug forever
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Lauren Morrill @laurenmorrill.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I want to reiterate that the entire ethos of conservative Americans is “my mom says you have to play with me.”
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 13/01/2026
The cruelty is the point
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 24/12/2025
Northernlion with a speech bubble below him, implying he’s the one saying the Nick Cave quote
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 17/12/2025
the southcenter mall is a great place to go when you’re tired of white people
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 12/12/2025
*street fighter 2 voice* burfect! Cine2Nerdle #C86 Reviews: -0 Metrics: -0 Incorrect: -0 Final Score: 20/20 www.cinenerdle2.app
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Cine2Nerdle
Solve unique, grid-based puzzles designed to test your film knowledge daily, or challenge your friends, family or film nerds from across the globe in head-to-head film linking battles.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 11/12/2025
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a man with a mustache wearing a blue shirt looks at the camera
ALT: a man with a mustache wearing a blue shirt looks at the camera
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 21/11/2025
Happy November 20th to all who celebrate ❤️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️❤️
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20,NOVEMBER (DDR VERSION) / Single / SSR - Dance Dance Revolution 3rd MIX, Playstation
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 20/11/2025
king shit
Excerpt from article: "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, 'Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!'"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 15/11/2025
Can’t wait for the dems to campaign with her
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 15/11/2025
Oh you’re a leftist? Name five of your neighbors
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 14/11/2025
If you hate The Last Jedi it’s bc you like Star Wars more than you like movies
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 13/11/2025
You’d think at that age, Harrell would be more appealing to a younger crowd
Paragraph from linked story: Incumbent Bruce Harrell, 67, slipped further behind Wilson as fresh ballot counts were released Wednesday. Wilson, who identifies as a democratic socialist, was ahead by 1,976 votes. Her lead of 0.71 percentage points puts the race outside the margin for a recount.
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Eyepatch Wolf @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 07/11/2025
Really wondering about the veracity of “there’s never ever ever ever ever been a show like Veggie Tales”
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Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann.com · 05/11/2025
"people"
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/11/2025
ok now that zohran is the mayor all focus has to be on ousting chuck schumer
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Video Game History Foundation @gamehistoryorg.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Still need more baseball? We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Every imagined threat about socialism is modeled after real things that happened under capitalism
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 17/10/2025
BY THE WAY If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2. There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security. Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation." TURN IT OFF.
Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation.

"Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies.

Text and image generation
Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 14/10/2025
most things taste better than being skinny feels kate moss is a fucking liar
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
whereas on the site he’s using, they’re having a meltdown because calipers are on back-order
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