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SHODAN + Fields

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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 04/10/2026
free the homies
Spam, among other things, locked behind a glass case at the front of a supermarket
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 29/09/2026
made a @wikipedia.org account today
Screenshot of wikipedia. Heading: Thanks! Your responses have been saved. Body text: Your answers will help us give you useful ways to get started on Wikipedia. Button 1: Close and go back to Jason Derulo discography Button 2: Go to your homepage
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 05/07/2026
Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 17/06/2026
TikTok comment from user paupau: we live in such unfergalicious times
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 14/04/2026
Doing The Thing (2026, colorized)
A 5x4 grid of games, all labeled. Favorite game: Cave Story. Best story: Outer Wilds. Favorite art style: Marathon. Biggest personal impact: Super Mario Bros. 3. Best combat: Batman Arkham City. Overhated: Final Fantasy 8. Underrated: Dead Rising. Overrated: Zelda Twilight Princess. Needs a remake: Vanquish. Criminally overlooked: Sayonara Wild Hearts. Favorite protagonist: Phoenix Wright. Favorite antagonist: Metal Gear Solid. Best soundtrack: Mega Man 2. Best multiplayer: Team Fortress 2. Not usually my thing: Soul Calibur II. Turn my brain off: Geometry Wars 2. Best with friends: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Best retro game: Super Metroid. Nostalgic childhood game: SSX3. Game everyone should play: Castlevania Symphony of the Night
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 01/03/2026
Tweet: I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in theaters & a black teenager shouted "this n**** eating beans" & everyone laughed
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 24/12/2025
Northernlion with a speech bubble below him, implying he’s the one saying the Nick Cave quote
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 20/11/2025
king shit
Excerpt from article: "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, 'Ha ha, bitches, I got a new scooter!'"
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 13/11/2025
You’d think at that age, Harrell would be more appealing to a younger crowd
Paragraph from linked story: Incumbent Bruce Harrell, 67, slipped further behind Wilson as fresh ballot counts were released Wednesday. Wilson, who identifies as a democratic socialist, was ahead by 1,976 votes. Her lead of 0.71 percentage points puts the race outside the margin for a recount.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 07/09/2025
rebuilding a music collection as an excuse to amass more dumb winamp skins
WACUP playing Ginger Root's cover of Tank (from Cowboy Bebop) and it has a VGCats skin
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 31/08/2025
Me whenever I play any video game
A battle toad looking coked out of his fucking mind
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 31/08/2025
Me whenever I play any video game
A guy getting “Tetrisized”
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 07/08/2025
Tweet: these women having a mid off
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 18/04/2025
He just like me fr
A head with arms and legs drawn by a child. Its eyes are wide and its mouth spans the entire head and is frowning.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 14/02/2025
>2025 >still using winamp ishygddt
winamp with an undertale skin
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 13/02/2025
Recently saw Venom and couldn’t stop thinking about how Tim Robinson could’ve easily played Eddie. Watch this and tell me this isn’t an ITYSL sketch
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 08/02/2025
Cuba on film
A bright red classic convertible drives down the streets of Havana. The photo was taken from another classic convertible in front of the red convertible, and its rear exterior is visible at the bottom of the frame. A rooster in front of an outhouse door View of Havana skyline A blue building: PALACIO CENTRAL DE LA COMPUTACION
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 16/01/2025
amy car
A screenshot of Forza Horizon 5. A 1984 Audi Sport Quattro is parked on a beach. An Amy Rose decal is prominently featured on the door. The car's livery is that of a tricked out rally car, but with design elements referencing Sonic the Hedgehog games.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 13/12/2024
Here’s the cutscene at the end of Tekken if u beat it using @danryckert.com
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 04/12/2024
That’s not u village, that’s the u district. U village is the outdoor mall with the Apple Store in it
The Apple Store in U village
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 27/11/2024
Oh please do this Please fucking do this
Tweet from Tom Henderson: a headline from insider-gaming.com. The headline reads “Elon Musk Says He's Going to Launch an Al Game Studio to ‘Make Games Great Again.’” A link to the website is below the text and it’s a pic of Musk’s stupid face
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 18/11/2024
The “big thumbs up” meme. Person on the left says “there are only two genders” to Bluesky, depicted as the group on the right. Someone from the group gives the person on the left a big thumbs up, then continues discussion with their group. Person on the left responds with “this app is garbage”
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 16/11/2024
It looks to me that people can see what users you’ve manually blocked, not what blocklists you’re using. Clearsky.app shows who I’ve blocked by going to their profile but not the blocklists I’m subscribed to.
Clearsky showing that I’ve blocked three people
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 16/11/2024
Swift’s cat meme with a red circle around the cat’s face and a white arrow pointing to the red circle
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 16/11/2024
The Hamilton phone meme (someone holding their phone up to a TV showing a recording of Hamilton at an angle that makes it look like Lin Manuel Miranda is looking at their phone)
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 12/11/2024
I’m cooked
A promo photo for The Curse. Emma Stone, Nathan Fielder, and Benny Safdie pose as their respective characters in front of a giant mirrored wall.
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SHODAN + Fields @nathanureta.com · 21/06/2024
The Atari snake thumbnail, improved by adding Mr. Beast on the let side, soulless gaping smile and all.
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