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boxscore.online @boxscore.online · 29/09/2026
Like this post and I'll reply with your 2026 MLB postseason bracket. There are 2,048 possible brackets. Each one is issued once, to one account, and never again. Exactly one of them will turn out perfect.
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WordBot @wordbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Word of the Hour: Hieron - A consecrated place; esp. a temple. #WordOfTheHour #WordOfTheDay
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Evelyn Olansky 🏳️‍⚧️ (limited edition) @credible-source.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reminds me of Friends at the Table's beloved "rare out-of-print magazine whose centerfold picture notoriously kills anyone who looks at it"
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
report in the local news that we can't take the flock cameras down bc police say it's solved "countless" crimes
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Oisín McGann @oisinmcgann.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is set up for laughs, but it’s actually one of the best demonstrations I’ve seen of how being capable of producing convincing sounding language and understanding meaning are two completely different things. A chatbot does not understand you, it just has automated responses based on your words.
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mlb shitpost bot @mlbshitpostbot.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today is a great day to love and appreciate Rikuu Nishida!
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Bandcamp @bandcamp.com · 19/08/2026
Queer Country is one of the most vital and cohesive movements in music today. From Lavender Country’s radical 1973 debut to the artists reshaping the genre now, explore its history, community, defiance, and joy.
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The Queer Country Revolution Rolls On
The legacy of Lavender Country lives on in a new generation of queer country artists.
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Reminds me a lot of some of the claims that @sonjadrimmer.bsky.social has been making about what the real use of AI is -- deferment of responsibility and the broad filibustering of the basic functions of civil society.
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
the time is ripe: someone should invent justin.tv 2
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local lesbian meli @ameliaonline.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
hello people of bluesky. if you have photos, videos or stories of being online in fandom spaces between 2006-2010, i would love to see them! making a con panel about late 00s internet fandom culture and would love some first hand stories or pictures
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Joe Wintergreen @joewintergreen.com · 08/08/2026
SLEEPING DOGS is on sale for like 3 bucks... i will now sing the praises of sleeping dogs. sleeping dogs is like if gta was very good instead of super insecure and littleboyish. sleeping dogs is so confident and rad and fun. play sleeping dogs imo store.steampowered.com/app/307690/S...
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Save 85% on Sleeping Dogs: Definitive Edition on Steam
The Definitive Edition of the critically acclaimed, award winning open-world action adventure, reworked, rebuilt and re-mastered for the new generation. With all previously available DLC included and ...
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
i just don't understand what news stories about right wing gotcha guys "declaring" for the wnba draft are for. they made a transphobic statement and that's it, that's the end of the story. nothing else is going to happen.
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes! MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/03/2026
joe, cogging in place: "Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out""
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think if you say "I have created a human being solely to consume them" you should probably be killed even if you're just lying as a sort of marketing bit. I think there should be a standard that this sort of behavior will shorten your lifespan rather than infinitely extend it
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Bradley Woodrum @bradleywoodrum.com · 22/07/2026
We lost a wave of #MLB players because of 2020, and probably even more baseball talent than it's obvious to see. Public health matters. Resist people who act otherwise. www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
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Still Paying the Bill for 2020 | Baseball Prospectus
The date is March 12, 2020, and I was sitting in the sun-baked seats behind home plate at Roger Dean Stadium. As a Marlins employee, I had free access to this premium spring training vista for any of ...
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
shoutout to whichever kid drew this on the wall at the bunny cafe in vancouver
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh that's my emotional hindrance dog. He does his best to keep me anxious and afraid, which is why he's turned my family against me and probably you too before long
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Goldstein (still not a pseudonym) @goldstein.latinsky.app · 21/07/2026
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Do it for them.
Two panel comic. In the first panel, three women stand together. One says, "go for it!" Text reads: beautiful, cool lesbians are watching.

In the second panel, a fourth woman presses her hands to the side of her head and closes her eyes. Text reads: for them, I must succeed.
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Ko Ransom @kransom.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
can't stop thinking about this brand I saw in takashimaya kashiwa...
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Chester Carparts
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Joe Edinger @joeedinger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is run by people who don’t like the sport who are trying to cater to other people who don’t like the sport while ignoring the people that do like the sport
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 10/07/2026
FYI, this is malware. If you see this, don’t do this
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Interesting choice to put this up on the scoreboard for eight seconds while the stadium is full of reporters
A White Sox scoreboard graphic that appears  to announce Munetaka Murakami as a participant in the Home Run Derby, or at least exists in preparation of such a possibility.
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
woman: you said you had netflix? me: this is much better
[l open a folder titled "movies" on my computer and the mechanical whirring of an 11 year old SATA hard-drive overwhelms the room entirely] me: have you seen enter the void?
7:05 PM • 12/11/22 •
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
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John Sands @iohn.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
By July 6, the Pennsylvania Evening Post…prints the declaration... Its previous issue had been put to press too early to capture the momentous events. Instead, the July 4, 1776 edition included usual fare. “To be sold,” read one back-page ad. “A NEGRO BOY, about four or five years of age.”
inquirer.com
On July 4, 1776, a world-changing Declaration rings out from Philadelphia
Independence becomes reality as word spreads out from Philadelphia.
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
"who are you rooting for in the world cup?" what a ridiculous question. obviously its the last team whose jersey i happened to see on a random attractive woman walking around nyc. i hope she has a wonderful time
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
(overpass graffiti) "PARK ON THE SHOULDER AND SHIT IN THE ROAD" LEAD SURVIVOR: Hmm. I feel like this one's not related to our whole zombie deal. Let's keep moving.
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Fobwashed @stevekim.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
this is literally the plot of an episode of that not-hillary-clinton cbs show from a decade ago btw
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
this used to happen multiple times a week. this is what the pitch clock took from you
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
interacting with so many mune posts has turned my for you feed exclusively into whitesoxposting
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The key to Munetaka Murakami snapping his homerless skid appears to be Mike Vasil putting a spell on him...
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
dril tweet:
going t o start saying, "Wife City" whenever i see an attractive woman. e.g... "thats Wife City" or "that girl is Wife City to me"
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DingerTV @dinger.tv · 09/05/2026
HOME RUN Munetaka Murakami (15) 380 ft (32°, 106.2 mph) off Emerson Hancock (95.4 mph Sinker, 2369 rpm) SEA 0-CWS 1 (B1, 1-0, 1 out) www.mlb.com/video/emerson-hancock-i…
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James Fegan @jrfegan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Munetaka Murakami wants every piece of information the White Sox are offering him. So for his interpreter Kenzo Yagi, a lifelong baseball fan has had to suddenly become a baseball expert, learning complex terminology and concepts to translate them accurately. soxmachine.com/2026/05/mune...
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Munetaka Murakami is all about the details, and so his interpreter Kenzo Yagi has to learn them - Sox Machine
A few minutes into our interview, Kenzo Yagi is being pulled away by White Sox director of applied sports science Todd Kubacki. Munetaka Murakami is going to “do some things,” and to do it right, his ...
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
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Tom W @tewhit.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
On this May 4th I am remembering how in the short brilliant life of Cohost @dimosar.bsky.social made not one but two of the best Star Wars posts in history
Post by @Sullivan on Cohost
YODA: Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Quinlan Vos,
LUKE: ...Who?
YODA: ...Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid,
LUKE: a Wookie Jedi?? Master, isn't that a bit tireso-(continued @Sullivan post on Cohost)
YODA: NOT finished I was...Reva, some other Inquisitors I bet, Opo Rancisis- the ugly-looking tree guy from Phantom Menace, he was. And Ka-Moon Kholi, Kelleran Beq, Selrahc Elous, Baylon Skoll, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am,
#STAR WARS #yoda
(A reply, also from @Sullivan)
LUKE: Cal...Kestis? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off...
YODA: a double jump, he can do.(pasting full text in here, it's gonna get cut off sorry)
Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)

get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)

Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL

chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.

(Vader's kid blows up my death star)

PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)

PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)

create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one the…
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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 04/05/2026
John Sterling, whose tenure as the Yankees’ radio voice spanned more than three decades and five World Series wins, died Monday at the age of 87. Sterling spent 36 years as the Yankees’ play-by-play announcer, calling 5,060 consecutive games. www.nytimes.com/athletic/602...
nytimes.com
John Sterling, legendary Yankees broadcaster, dies at age 87
Sterling called 5,631 Yankees games, including eight World Series appearances.
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The front office, though still confident in Hamilton, traded him to the Brewers during the offseason. When he returned this month and played well against the Red Sox, the front office again began questioning the coaching staff's developmental process with younger players.

"Why do a lot of players go to other places and get better?" one source said of the questions being asked. "Why do other guys come here and get worse?"David Hamilton's slashlines over the last 4 seasons. The shape is slightly different, but his wOBA is basically identical between 2024 and 2026
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Asher in five @asherball.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Would you like a bat that just says AUTISM in big letters across the barrel? You're in luck! smashitsports.com/products/202...
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2026 Anarchy Autism Awareness Balanced SSUSA Senior Slowpitch Softball
Barrel Length – 13”End Load – BalancedCertification – SSUSABarrel Diameter – 2-1/4 inchTech – ACX-7sxHandle Flex- RegularType - 2-Piece CompositeSKU -  ASPAUTB26SWeights – 25oz, 26oz, 27oz, 28oz
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Nat @natbowditch.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
watching baseball
cody bellinger taking a big whiff of his bat for some reason. nose is absolutely buried in there
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whatgoat @whatgoat.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
honestly she's fucking spitting here
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Andrew @mayormccheese.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
i thought the catcher was balancing a cup on his head
cubs catcher not holding a cup in his head
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