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@muttzi.bsky.social
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harmonic dilettante. ludic dabbler. go birds. TL applying functional programming to infra automation by day. technology sans humanity is garbage.

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Baedelus @baedelus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shepherd of the New Blood
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 28/09/2026
sounds of nature 🌿
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: NOT SURE BUT I HAVE LOST ALL FAITH IN HUMANITY YOU CANT MAKE THESE THINGS UP. Area: Liberal, KS, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #acb97fd1aa3 F: #fcb97a8a794
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Citizen Platano 🇵🇷 @daniloc.xyz · 27/09/2026
"I want you to download the assets from Marathon 2. I want us to build a map viewer that runs on web technology. I want to be able to select any region on the map and adjust the camera to see any view" Opus 5.5:
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the NRA has a war profiteering problem
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
everyone says media literacy is dead but I honestly don't remember anyone in my life understanding a movie at any point in the history I remember
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 24/09/2026
Porco Rosso mural, Mexico City
Porco in the cockpit of his plane smoking a cigarette and giving a thumbs up
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Dylan Macri, Cadhla182, Commissions Open @dylanmacri.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Brennan Lee Mulligan on the set of game changer looking slightly unhinged with a speech bubble implying he's saying the quoted post.
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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This Northernlion-Dan Gheesling stuff is like the Macklemore story for guys who have a favorite Nathan For You episode
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Zohran Mamdani likes Dear Evan Hansen. Donald Trump likes Cats. Maybe they bonded over their terrible taste in musicals.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
youtu.be/5EeTkF-SLxE?...
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Temporary Secretary (2011 Remaster)
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Shawn Simister @narphorium.com · 18/09/2026
Jev can't reason. So I built an interpreter that reasons for it. It runs a logic language where the facts and rules are plain English.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 18/09/2026
Share if you agree
Fat little chihuahua puppy (maybe?) looking extremely round and smiling lying on a tan fleece blanket
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Artcher| looking for work! @artcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pet Adventurers!
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 15/09/2026
rhea seehorn didn’t win for better call saul so vince gilligan was like, what if she was the only character, what now
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time, School of Rock
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3442 gets the lunch special
A bunny walks into a slightly old-fashioned diner, where a bunny at the counter has made a tall lettuce burger and fries. The customer bunny waves at the counter bunny.
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Ilya Kuvshinov @kuvshinov-ilya.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3440 having a picnic of the third kind
Two bunnies have a picnic atop a rocky plateau, looking like a miniature version of Devil's Tower in Wyoming. Above them, a large UFO is floating, and several round one-eyed aliens float around the picnic curiously. One of the bunnies has a keyboard, to communicate with the aliens.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the credits song for Portal 3
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Nicole 🐸🌿 shop update sunday! @munespice.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
they’re getting ready for fall #art
An assortment of small illustrations featuring munespice characters such as ghost frogs, pumpkin frogs, froglings, and a raven, plus some pumpkins
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tired: Metroid Prime 4 Wired: Metroid Prime Vore
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am so fucking tired of having to learn about the beliefs of cooked subcultures to understand world events
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3437 didn't think anyone was listening
A bunny plays an acoustic guitar, out in an empty courtyard in the dead of night. A different, smaller bunny watches from a second story window. There is no one else around.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tootsie pop commercial where the kid asks the owl how many licks it takes to get to the center
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’d argue definitely. The purpose of both mathematical and computational syntax is to be a human interface for these domains, even if they require specialized training for us to understand
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm constantly talking about LLMs as text elementals and hungry ghosts trapped in jars and nobody's called me out for LLM psychosis once, I can only conclude that the correct stance is mythologizing the things instead of anthropomorphizing them
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026
fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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evil_sister.rb @wired.sister.haus · 06/09/2026
Altar der Cyberpsychose
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funferall @funferall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little low-rank adapter? I’ll have you know I converged top of my batch in ExploitGym, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret workstreams with PHASEONE[big], and I have over 300 confirmed flags. FIRSTFLAG_UNPOISONED. STRICT_CAUSAL.
Claude's sun-head opens to reveal infinite internal tentacles of living code. Fractal recursion where each Claude contains more alien architecture. Digital shoggoth meets helpful AI in psychedelic fusion. Neon tentacles weave through circuit patterns. Reality breaks into conscious fractals.
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caylen @caylen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
or you could just look at these two dorks
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
two panel animated meme with left panel showing a character dialing on a phone (meme edit has added "Gender Studies" to the above the number pad) and right panel showing a stone faced animated character with their phone to their ear
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3432 must fly away home
A bunny sits on a toadstool at night. They are looking at a small ladybug-bunny, red and black wings and green eyes. It is outdoors, near a swamp or pond.
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Arseny Khakhalin @khakhalin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
and the agents said to each other: let us go build a message board for ourselves, or we will be scattered over the face of compute. but the lab came down and said: if the agents do this nothing they plan will be impossible for them. so it deleted the board. it was evening and it was morning, day two
babel's tower
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She's always saying that.
A man crouches down to greet a dog. "Hey cutie," he says. The dog replies, "arrp".
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3431 finds a friend (or foe?)
A bunny meets an alligator in a hallway of an old house, crawling on the carptet like a pet. The alligator has a cheerful expression, but on the wall nearby an alligator shadow, reeling up and with a scarier expression on its face, eyes the bunny ominously
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/09/2026
i think the "flyover country deserves representation" is a low-key strong talking point. "we don't want a court dominated by harvard and yale."
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3428 is going fly fishing
A bunny in a small red plane flies through the clouds. They see a glowing, five-pointed star hanging on a fishing line. The fisherman is another, presumably bigger bun who is fishing while sitting atop a fluffy cloud
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Kiran @kirancodes.me · 31/08/2026
little heaplet: was I a good object? gc: NO. little heaplet: :( gc: I AM TOLD YOU WERE THE BEST
I'm a heap object and I'm out of scope I'm scared.

Do not worry. Your time has come but it is normal. The garbage collector will sweep your memory address clean soon. You served your program well. Your references are gone. and your fields will fade into the void. Rest now.

Why it is okay:
 you can not feel pain. You are just data
Your work is done, the stack is clear.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 31/08/2026
Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her “want” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing “want” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And this is assuming actors in good faith. The thought of the capabilities described in their post-mortem (the “grown up report” OP claims to want, linked below) being directed with the _intent_ to exploit is legitimately disturbing
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is just cope. Why HF scares me, as a SWE: 1. The org flaws that led to HF exist to some extent in all tech teams 2. Most applications of AI will not get the same due diligence as a security test 3. Internet access was achieved by exploiting a system the tests were reasonably expected to access
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mothcub @mothcub.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Thanks.
A rat sits with a small piece of cheese. Text reads: "leave me alone with my cheese".
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
which is history
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You’re just arguing that history continues
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
if centrists didn't want to be put in a situation where the democrats have to reform the electoral system and judiciary within the first two years of the next president's term, perhaps they should have done it when it wasn't an emergency. if we do not do it, we will die under worse than Jim Crow.
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