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@muttzi.bsky.social
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harmonic dilettante. ludic dabbler. go birds. TL applying functional programming to infra automation by day. technology sans humanity is garbage.

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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tootsie pop commercial where the kid asks the owl how many licks it takes to get to the center
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Brent Halligan, pizza addict
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Thanks Claude
Terminal reading “On misreading your question: I'll treat a question mark as a question”
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sickos saying “Yes hahahah yes!”
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
According to the manufacturer: yes!
Blurb about a robot horse

...as is any robot with humanlike strength, size, and
maneuverability. We are taking a physical approach to safety mechanisms with no ambiguity.
Fail-on air brakes and pin locks will render the robot immobile if system air pressure is lost.
Shared reservoirs in the chest plate and body can be pierced by projectile or sharp instrument to instantly stop the robot in place.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.satyress.com somehow makes the right picture worse
A centaur robot standing in a doorway

Text to the right saying “this robot is more dangerous than it looks”
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
If only software engineering had spent the last half-century developing methods to validate source code prior to deployment
Excerpt from Debian proposal to ban LLM generated code

LLM output has many well-known problems with accuracy.[3][4][5] A LLM can never "know" if its output is correct since it merely produces syntactically likely combinations of the training data. In some environments this is good enough. In Debian, it is not. For instance, in packaging, each Debian source package is unique.
Since packaging syntax and best practices have changed over time, a LLM-produced package will have a mixture of contents spanning the age of the archive, with watch files that do not work, overrides out of context, imaginary copyright, and will generally be unfit for upload. A seasoned Debian contributor with packaging expertise may find some limited usefulness here, but a new contributor cannot, and would not know how to fix it. These same quality and accuracy concerns apply clearly to all of the areas listed in the scope of this proposal above. If Debian were a closed organization comprising only domain experts who never leave, this might not be an issue; however,
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Is This It by The Strokes (prudish Americana version
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My most personally-significant piece of writing in games is “Eat The Path”-from the OG Marathon trilogy-which is meditation (in part) on this concept of “games as enrichment”. Why does one play a game? To eat the path, and be nourished by what you learn about yourself in the process
Terminal from Marathon Infinity

There is only one path and that is the path that you take, but you can take more than one path.
Cross over the cell bars, find a new maze, make the maze from it's path, find the cell bars, cross over the bars, find a maze, make the maze from its path, eat the food, eat the path.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Flirting Harassment meme
Top: frontend functional programming 
Bottom: backend functional programming
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Well…
Today, I'm joining Kalshi as a shareholder.
We all on Kalshi now.
Giannis Antetokounmpo (Nigerian-Greek NBA superstar)
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Yeesh.
Game flow of the spurs beating the wolves 139 to 109, showing a wire to wire win with no comeback starting at any point
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
(To the tune of “Losing My Religion”) OH, WIFE I’M BIGGER I’M BIGGER THAN YOU AND YOU ARE NOT BIG THE LENGTHS THAT I WILL GROW TO THE MISSING OF YOUR SIZE OH NO I STAND TOO MUCH YOU ARE NOT TALL ENOUGH
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
hell yeah Benihana up in this bitch

Bok choy straight on the burner
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
It drives me insane when the viewmodel for a weapon is angled so that it _very clearly_ wouldn’t hit the reticle at most engagement distances. Pistols in Arkane games seem particularly susceptible
Screenshot of Prey 2016, where the pistol is pointed to the left of the reticle for any target more than a foot away
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
A MEWGENICS cat that looks vaguely turned on by the quoted post
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Apple Music playlist titled “so it happened” with album art from “this is happening” by LCD Soundsystem
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Endscreen from “Marathon: Infinity”, showing a sketch of an outstretched hand

BUT YOU WERE DEAD A THOUSAND TIMES. HOPELESs EncOuntERs SUCCESSFULLY WON.
A MAN LONG DEAD, GRAFTED TO MACHINES YOUR BUILDERS DID NOT UNDERSTAND. YOu FOLLOW THE PATH, FITTING INTO AN INFINITE PATTERN.
YOURS TO MANIPULATE, TO DESTROY AND REBUILD.
NOW, IN THE QUANTUM MOMENT BEFORE THE CLOSURE, WHEN ALL BECOME ONE. ONE MOMENT LEFT. ONE POINT OF SPACE AND TIME.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE•
You aRe DestInY.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Source? I made it up 

It’s the blue meme guy.
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Macrodata refinement terminal from Severance showing a grid of single digit integers. 7 8 9 is visible
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
You got hit with the left wing version of the right wing thing
Horny Emeritus @InternetHippo
New right wing thing is describing crimes as generically as possible to pretend like they're not crimes. Someone gets convicted of conspiracy and they start yelling "Wow so it's illegal to make plans with friends now"
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Cat with newspaper, thinking “I should watch The Emperor’s New Groove”
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
It appears the maintainers could use some help determining why this repository exists
Markdown File reading:

# Why not LLMs?

wktk. Could use some help writing this with concrete receipts on environmental, social, political, and economic/labor harms
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Manuosos from Pluribus, who is totally good for that IOU
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
When someone asks you “Blur or Oasis”, your answer should be Pulp
Album Cover: His n Hers by PulpAlbum cover: Different Class by PulpAlbum cover: This is Hardcore by Pulp
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I am in this photo and I do not like it
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
sickos.png
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
yea
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
“Source”? 
“I made it up”
Watchmen Mr manhattan
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
i mean The Wall is good, but
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I’ll grant his mind was active
From: jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com <mailto:jeevacation@gmail.coms >
Date: Mon, Jan 8, 2018 at 2:19 PM
Subject: Fwd: radical breakthrough
To: jeffrey epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com <mailto: jeevacation@gmail.com> >
1 beards and long hair , are meant to catch and hold smells.?
2. visiual system cohernant image.
fft. equivament. .
for sound.
making a coherentt sound. . ?
does it make a coherent concept.?
3. a mental object ie
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
To be a fly on the wall of the Lakers’ locker room at halftime
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Ah, you’re part of a comedy duo with fewer followers than my high school graduating class
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muttzi @muttzi.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Ta-Nehisi Coates captioned “wow that was really racist”
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