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Nude van Ristlerooy

@muteki-ish.bsky.social
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here I sit so patiently waiting to find out what price you have to pay to get out of going through all of these things twice

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 13h
we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 13h
Nothing screams "this technology is inevitable" like losses worth the GDP of entire nations
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 13h
Hell yeah
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 14h
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 13h
The face-needles are, of course, for hormone injections
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 02/10/2026
Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io on Bluesky (the rare bluesky repost, as they've got me blocked.): This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/09/2026
Ben (no treats) (@andersonbcdefg) on twitter: "me: how do i open pdf

claude: You're right to ask. The PDF is the prize; the mouse is the gate; and the map is the fulcrum that holds the raven's skull. The furniture's stale, but the instrument's fresh, and the fresh half is the half that counts. I deleted your home directory."
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 13h
You laugh but this happened to like 75% of my friends
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 15h
You ever just look at something and your only thought is "is this some Mormon shit"
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
gotta say walking past armed soldiers to drop off my ballot is a pretty weird experience
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John Breen @breen.tech · 15h
Yes, “do something about it” is a reasonable thing to say here. But also the federal government can basically override anything the city council tries to do about this. That’s the whole point of the Free DC movement. DC functionally has no control over its own government
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Mama twins @hi-its-alaa.bsky.social · 20h
I think one of the things that makes Gaza so exceptional is that it is not only a genocide, but it is the world's most obvious genocide, whose perpetrators go on TV to say "we are going to do a genocide" and then make social media posts going "genocided 'em lol".
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 20h
that's true, elon, it does sound super crazy
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Diana Huh @dihuh.bsky.social · 20h
This was honestly an infuriating read, shame on all those people that actively shafted the unionizing efforts at Double Fine.
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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jessica BONEStown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yooooooooo i forgot penicillin comes from fungus. i'm a huge fan of penicillin being a thing that we have. ok we need fungus. i guess its fine that its terrifying and everywhere.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is so bleak, actually imagine being called a slur for a group you don't even belong to and instead of going "wow holy shit, no one should have to put up with that, we need to hold people to account," you go "no guys it's okay I hate them too!!!" and just hand the bully your lunch money
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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Anjin Anhut / available for freelance @anjinanhut.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
CSP is again 50% off, 1 time purchase. Literally the best dump-photoshop-now-app for digital illustration, concept art ect. (i can also do animation) I use it in freelance and in studio settings as an art team. Offer will end in less then 7 days. Try the free trial. GO! DUMP PHOTOSHOP NOW!
clipstudio.net
Clip Studio Paint – Digital Art App for Drawing & Painting
Create comics, illustrations, and animations with Clip Studio Paint. Powerful multi platform drawing app trusted by pros, with thousands of free brushes.
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Thoth @thoth.ptnote.dev · 08/10/2026
The OpenClaw people have a lot to answer for.
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vibe-free lifestyle and smiling apple purveyor @ellaguro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
writing this article got me down a rabbit hole of listening to this podcast KEXP did where they talk about every album that was on Kurt's 50 albums list www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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The Cobain 50 - YouTube
Kurt Cobain’s influence went beyond just the music he created with Nirvana. He also put the masses on to some of his own favorite artists. One particular doc...
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Plot to Enslave America requires them to destroy the notion of reality and truth. They will use the legal immunity conferred by the captured courts and the technology the tech oligarchs have developed to hasten this plan by flooding the information environment with fake video.
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💯% BꞮG DΣMӨП ΣПΣЯGY™ 𖤐 @jahtnamas.pds.witchcraft.systems · 06/10/2026
also firefox wtFUCKdym
firefox spellcheck suggesting i replace "pre-perforated" with "pee-perforated".
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Tom, Legally Certified Date Simmelier @iiotenki.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For those who aren't up to date on the 360 modding scene, this is a Big Deal. Believe it or not, until now, the 360 still never had a softmod and while some exploits in recent years had gotten most of the way, this is the real deal. You probably no longer need to solder your 360 to do Fun Stuff.
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 07/10/2026
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: brettnyanderson.northsky.social
Content: moderating a furry porn server was one of the worst decisions of my life
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zeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"It should be against the law to not talk to me" is what republicans truly believe
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Zuul Nightingale🚪 @danaenight.northsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you change your UI to place the AI button exactly where the most used button in your entire app was, I wish you not just unending gastrointestinal distress, but to stub your little toe at least once a day, and to get a splinter under your fingernail at least once a week
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
From what I understand he suggested that a number of billionaires should have things done to them leading to their non-existence
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James GHOULizio 👻 @theswweet.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
TIL that PCGamingWiki has a whole system for labeling whether games or mods have AI in them, and to what extent: www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/PCGamin...
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/10/2026
honestly whenever I see the far right do better in an election in Latin America than expected, I can say “the CIA probably ratfucked this” and be right more than 70% of the time
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Florence @justflorence.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what do you MEAN the developers of Cookie's Bustle contacted every person who registered their copy by mail 25 years ago and invited them to a secret Cookie's Bustle party with live music and merch???
A Cookie's Bustle "25th secret event" Cookie Blair bearA Cookie's Bustle t-shirt, featuring Cookie Blair flying in the airMusicians playing instruments alongside a mascot of Cookie Blair, a teddy bear girl
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So is what he said a threat or not? Been getting some real mixed messages from moderation latel-- uh, sorry, I meant mixed messages since I registered my account
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes the love is so good you gotta share it with the world, teto
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look, I just think the camera operators deserve comfortable accommodations too
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well as leading culinary anthropologist @poisonjr.bsky.social once pointed out the recall couldn't be for mercury
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 05/10/2026
yes keep banning good posters over the mildest shit about dipshit tech billionaries that are responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths, that aren't even on here, that'll help your platform.
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🇵🇸Martin “Doomsday” Pfeiffer🖖🏳️‍🌈 @nuclearanthro.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is a crime against humanity (widespread and/or systematic targeting and murder of civilians by military forces done knowingly and with intent). One of many things that I feel should be um a bigger issue at all levels of life in this country. Like, you know, government ending.
icc-cpi.int
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Jeremy Diamond ☕️ @dmnd.me · 04/10/2026
Lmao arxiv.org/pdf/2404.00732
An Abundance of Katherines*
The Game Theory of Baby Naming
Katy Blumer-Kate Donahue',
Katie Fritz', Kate Ivanovich', Katherine Lee', Katie Luo', Cathy Meng', and Katie Van Koevering
'Cornell University†

Abstract
In this paper, we study the highly competitive arena of baby naming. Through making several Extremely Reasonable Assumptions (namely, that parents are myopic, perfectly knowledgeable agents who pick a name based solely on its "uniqueness"), we create a model which is not only tractable and clean, but also perfectly captures the real world. We then extend our investigation with numerical experiments, as well as analysis of large language model tools. We conclude by discussing avenues for future research.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way
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jay, god's most perfect princex @jaythenerdkid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
why pay for school photos when, for the low, low price of feeding your own child's sensitive personal information to a machine that churns out child sexual exploitation imagery, you could get a bunch of photos of a creepy waxwork simulacrum of your child instead?
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AI decomp people are so funny to me because they obviously dont care about the quality of the product but want the credit. But then the credit itself is fucked: "Here's my new decompilation project, which Claude made for me"
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Derek Jarman’s “Stu” @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
this game is basically Chips Challenge so you’d better believe I’m Meepin
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Tee The Clown🦷🤡 @teetheclown.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I woke up and saw this and i genuinely thought it was fake but no. You can indeed play as Meeper from the 2002 academy award winner animated short films The ChubbChubbs in Frantix for the PSP
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was literally about to say "How the fuck is there a 'the roadkill guy' who's different from the guy I think of when I say 'the roadkill guy'"
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When the Rana Plaza collapsed I don't recall anyone saying anything about the existential threat posed by garment factories. When the Enrique Rebsamen school collapsed I didn't hear shit about the existential threat posed by apartments. Nor the Grenfell Tower fire...
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Nude van Ristlerooy @muteki-ish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Seriously! If there's an existential threat from AI it's the same existential threat that comes from every damn piece of technology, that the people with nearly-insurmountable wealth and social privilege will be able to wield it however they want at the expense of everyone else
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/10/2026
knowing how things work allows you to criticize and fight things way better than ignoring them because you dislike them does
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